BD Podcast: 2011 Season Ender

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Brutal Deluxe Football Podcast Season 8 Show 20: 2011 Week 21. Scott Buffington and Alex Harden review the the Super Bowl, Pro Football Hall of Fame Class of 2012, and talk about football news.

See you next season!

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BD Podcast: 2011 Week 20

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Brutal Deluxe Football Podcast Season 8 Show 19: 2011 Week 20. Scott Buffington and Alex Harden review the Conference Championship games, look ahead to the Super Bowl, and talk about football news.

Next podcast in 2 weeks! Enjoy the Super Bowl!

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BD Podcast: 2011 Week 19

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Brutal Deluxe Football Podcast Season 8 Show 18: 2011 Week 19. Scott Buffington and Alex Harden review the Divisional playoff games, look ahead to the Conference Championship games, and talk about football news.

Come hang with the BDFL at Gilligan's on Eisenhower Blvd at 3pm on Sunday, January 22, as we celebrate the 2011 BDFL season and (hopefully) crown our new champion!

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BD Podcast: 2011 Week 18

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Brutal Deluxe Football Podcast Season 8 Show 17: 2011 Week 18. Scott Buffington and Alex Harden review the Wild Card playoff games, look ahead to the Divisional playoff games, and talk about football news.

Come hang with the BDFL at Gilligan's on Eisenhower Blvd at 3pm on Sunday, January 22, as we celebrate the 2011 BDFL season and (hopefully) crown our new champion!

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BD Podcast: 2011 Week 17

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Brutal Deluxe Football Podcast Season 8 Show 16: 2011 Week 17. Scott Buffington and Alex Harden review Brutal Bowl X, Week 17 in the NFL, look ahead to the Wild Card playoff games in the NFL, and talk about football news.

Congratulations to Andy Bolin's Lost Knights of Revonah, Brutal Bowl X champions!

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BD Podcast: 2011 Week 15

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Brutal Deluxe Football Podcast Season 8 Show 15: 2011 Week 15. Scott Buffington and Alex Harden review Week 15 in the BDFL playoffs and the NFL, preview Brutal Bowl X, look ahead to Week 16 in the NFL, and talk about football news.

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BD Podcast: 2011 Week 14

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Brutal Deluxe Football Podcast Season 8 Show 14: 2011 Week 14. Scott Buffington and Alex Harden review Week 14 in the BDFL playoffs and the NFL, preview the BDFL conference championship games, look ahead to Week 14 in the NFL, and talk about football news.

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BD Podcast: 2011 Week 13

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Brutal Deluxe Football Podcast Season 8 Show 13: 2011 Week 13. Scott Buffington and Alex Harden review Week 13 in the BDFL and NFL, wrap up the BDFL regular season, preview the run to Brutal Bowl X, look ahead to Week 14, and talk about football news.

ALERT: Bonus discussion about the performance of the Lost Knights of Revonah!!!!

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BD Podcast: 2011 Week 12

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Brutal Deluxe Football Podcast Season 8 Show 12: 2011 Week 12. Scott Buffington and Alex Harden review Week 12 in the BDFL and NFL, look ahead to Week 13, review the state of the BDFL 2011 playoff seeding, and talk about football news.

ALERT: Bonus discussion about the performance of the Lost Knights of Revonah!!!!

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BD Podcast: 2011 Week 11

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Brutal Deluxe Football Podcast Season 8 Show 11: 2011 Week 11. Scott Buffington and Alex Harden review Week 11 in the BDFL and NFL, look ahead to Week 12, and talk about football news.

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BD Podcast: 2011 Week 10

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Brutal Deluxe Football Podcast Season 8 Show 10: 2011 Week 10. Scott Buffington and Alex Harden review Week 10 in the BDFL and NFL, look ahead to Week 11, and talk about football news.

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BD Podcast: 2011 Week 9

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Brutal Deluxe Football Podcast Season 8 Show 9: 2011 Week 9. Scott Buffington and Alex Harden review Week 9 in the BDFL and NFL, look ahead to Week 10, and talk about football news.

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BD Podcast: 2011 Week 8

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Brutal Deluxe Football Podcast Season 8 Show 8: 2011 Week 8. Scott Buffington and Alex Harden review Week 8 in the BDFL and NFL, look ahead to Week 9, and talk about football news.

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BD Podcast: 2011 Week 7

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Brutal Deluxe Football Podcast Season 8 Show 7: 2011 Week 7. Scott Buffington and Alex Harden review Week 7 in the BDFL and NFL, look ahead to Week 8, and talk about football news.

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BD Podcast: 2011 Week 6

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Brutal Deluxe Football Podcast Season 8 Show 6: 2011 Week 6. Scott Buffington and Alex Harden review Week 6 in the BDFL and NFL, look ahead to Week 7, and talk about football news.

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BD Podcast: 2011 Week 5

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Brutal Deluxe Football Podcast Season 8 Show 5: 2011 Week 5. Scott Buffington and Alex Harden review Week 5 in the BDFL and NFL, look ahead to Week 6, and talk about football news.

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BD Podcast: 2011 Week 4

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Brutal Deluxe Football Podcast Season 8 Show 4: 2011 Week 4. Scott Buffington and Alex Harden review Week 4 in the BDFL and NFL, look ahead to Week 5, and talk about football news.

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BD Podcast: 2011 Week 3

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Brutal Deluxe Football Podcast Season 8 Show 3: 2011 Week 3. Scott Buffington and Alex Harden review Week 3 in the BDFL and NFL, look ahead to Week 4, and talk about football news.

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BD Podcast: 2011 Week 2

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Brutal Deluxe Football Podcast Season 8 Show 2: 2011 Week 2. Scott Buffington and Alex Harden review Week 2 in the BDFL and NFL, look ahead to Week 3, and talk about football news.

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Keepers and Draft 2011

Draft night is Friday, September 2nd, 2011 @ 7pm. Please be prompt or early. All are welcome to join me at Brutal Deluxe Headquarters, aka my house, where the beer will be flowing freely. By freely I mean free, as in no charge. I will provide beer and some snacks, you are welcome to bring something if you would like.

You can use Skype, my contact username is scotbuff or just search for Scott Buffington. For those not attending in person, I am open to other communication technology besides Skype if you have suggestions. The chatroom on brutaldeluxe.us is also available for use. Please test Skype or the chatroom prior to draft night. That way I can find you an alternative technology if necessary.

Also be advised, there were some small rule changes to Defensive scoring regarding kick/punt return TDs and shutouts. I would recommend everyone review scoring rules and league rules on Fleaflicker. Please sign in and get your passwords reset now if need be. Do not wait until opening night.

Remember the draft skeleton, through the first six rounds your roster must include the following players at each position and no more than this number at each position, INCLUDING KEEPERS.

1 QB, 2 RB's, 2 WR's, 1 TE, 1 K & 1DST

Keepers are due by Friday, August 26th:
Middletown Brewers - RB Maurice Jones-Drew JAC and RB LeSean McCoy PHI
Cyg's Calorie Outlets - QB Drew Brees NO and K Adam Vinatieri IND
The Hated Legs - QB Aaron Rodgers GB and WR Larry Fitzgerald ARI
SUCMA Gamecocks - WR Andre Johnson HOU and RB Frank Gore SF
The Flyguys - RB Ray Rice BAL and RB Chris Johnson TEN
Howard County Renegades - WR Greg Jennings GB and RB Michael Turner ATL
Baltimore Banyanators - RB LeGarrette Blount TB and QB Peyton Manning IND
John Elway's Teeth - RB Adrian Petersen MIN and QB Michael Vick PHI
Shady Spring Tigers @ Charlotte - WR Hakeem Nicks NYG and RB Darren McFadden OAK
The Nitschkes - TE Dallas Clark IND and DEF/ST Pittsburgh Steelers PIT
Steel Curtainites Curtainites - RB Steven Jackson STL and WR Roddy White ATL
Lost Knights of Revonah - RB Arian Foster HOU and QB Tom Brady NE

Draft Order:
1. Cyg's Calorie Outlets
2. Howard County Renegades
3. S.U.C.M.A. Gamebirds
4. Shady Spring Tigers @ Charlotte
5. Middletown Brewers
6. John Elway's Teeth
7. Theismann's Legs
8. Baltimore Banyanators
9. The Flyguys
10. Lost Knights of Revonah
11. The Nitschke's
12. Steel Curtainites


BD Podcast: 2011 Preseason 1

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Brutal Deluxe Football Podcast Season 8 Show 1: 2011 Preseason 1. Scott Buffington and Alex Harden talk about the free agent flurry in the NFL and start looking at the fantasy football landscape.

Join us now for BDFL and Friends football games on Yahoo! Sports!

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BDFL 2010 Season Wrapup

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The BDFL fantasy football season wrapped up on January 23rd, as Scott, Todd, Kurt Albin, and I met up to watch the NFC Championship Game at Gilligan's on Eisenhower Blvd.  Scott didn't have the trophy to present to Kurt yet to signify his Brutal Bowl IX championship, but he had a check to hand to Kurt for his winnings!

Our Brutal Deluxe Football Podcast season is now done!  I hope our listeners enjoyed it.  Scott and I sure did!  Please don't hesitate to leave us comments here on the blog or forum, or on our shared items on Google Reader and Buzz.

See you next season!


BD Podcast: Super Bowl Review

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Brutal Deluxe Football Podcast Season 7 Show 24: 2010 Super Bowl XLV Review. Scott Buffington and Alex Harden review Super Bowl XLV, talk about league news, the Hall of Fame class, and sign off for the season!

Scott's Audible Pick: The Pluto Files: The Rise and Fall of America's Favorite Planet by Neil deGrasse Tyson. Sign up for a FREE audiobook by visiting audiblepodcast.com/brutaldeluxe.

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BD Podcast: Super Bowl Preview

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Brutal Deluxe Football Podcast Season 7 Show 23: 2010 Super Bowl XLV Preview. Scott Buffington and Alex Harden briefly review the NFL Pro Bowl, talk about league news, and preview Super Bowl XLV!

Alex's Audible Pick: Never Give Up: My Stroke, My Recovery, & My Return to the NFL by Tedy Bruschi with Michael Holley. Sign up for a FREE audiobook by visiting audiblepodcast.com/brutaldeluxe.

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BD Podcast: Week 20 Review

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Brutal Deluxe Football Podcast Season 7 Show 22: 2010 Week 20 Review. Scott Buffington and Alex Harden review the NFL Conference Championship games, talk about league news, and preview the Super Bowl!

Alex's Audible Pick: The Daily Show with Jon Stewart Presents Earth (The Audiobook): A Visitor's Guide to the Human Race by Jon Stewart. Sign up for a FREE audiobook by visiting audiblepodcast.com/brutaldeluxe.

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BD Podcast: Week 19 Review

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Brutal Deluxe Football Podcast Season 7 Show 21: 2010 Week 19 Review. Scott Buffington and Alex Harden review the NFL Divisional playoff games, talk about league news, and make our picks for the NFL Conference Championship games!

Come watch the NFC Championship Game with us at Gilligan's on Eisenhower Blvd in Harrisburg! 3pm this Sunday.

Alex's Audible Pick: Win Forever: Live, Work, and Play Like a Champion by Pete Carroll. Sign up for a FREE audiobook by visiting audiblepodcast.com/brutaldeluxe.

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BD Podcast: Week 18 Review

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Brutal Deluxe Football Podcast Season 7 Show 20: 2010 Week 18 Review. Scott Buffington and Alex Harden review the NFL Wild Card playoff games, talk about league news, and make our picks for the NFL Divisional Playoff games!

Scott's Audible Pick: True Grit by Charles Portis. Sign up for a FREE audiobook by visiting audiblepodcast.com/brutaldeluxe.

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BD Podcast: Week 17 Review

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Brutal Deluxe Football Podcast Season 7 Show 19: 2010 Week 17 Review. Scott Buffington and Alex Harden review week 17 of the NFL, take a look at the NFL playoff picture, talk about league news, and make our picks for the NFL wild card games!

Alex's Audible Pick: Rammer Jammer Yellow Hammer: A Journey Into the Heart of Fan Mania by Warren St. John. Sign up for a FREE audiobook by visiting audiblepodcast.com/brutaldeluxe.

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BD Podcast: Week 16 Review

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Brutal Deluxe Football Podcast Season 7 Show 18: 2010 Week 16 Review. Scott Buffington and Alex Harden review Brutal Bowl IX, week 16 of the NFL, take a look at the NFL playoff picture, talk about the Pro Bowl rosters and league news, and make our picks for NFL week 17!

Alex's Audible Pick: Total Access: A Journey to the Center of the NFL Universe by Rich Eisen. Sign up for a FREE audiobook by visiting audiblepodcast.com/brutaldeluxe.

  • MIN P Chris Kluwe on punting: Peter King's MMQB for 12/27
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BD Podcast: Week 15 Review

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Brutal Deluxe Football Podcast Season 7 Show 17: 2010 Week 15 Review. Scott Buffington and Alex Harden review week 15 of the BDFL and NFL, preview Brutal Bowl IX, talk about league news, and make our picks for NFL week 16!

Alex's Audible Pick: Irish Thunder: The Hard Life & Times of Micky Ward by Bob Halloran. Sign up for a FREE audiobook by visiting audiblepodcast.com/brutaldeluxe.

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BD Podcast: Week 14 Review

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Brutal Deluxe Football Podcast Season 7 Show 16: 2010 Week 14 Review. Scott Buffington and Alex Harden review week 14 of the BDFL and NFL, preview the BDFL Conference Championship games, talk about league news, and make our picks for NFL week 15!

Alex's Audible Pick: Bleachers by John Grisham. Sign up for a FREE audiobook by visiting audiblepodcast.com/brutaldeluxe.

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BD Podcast: Week 13 Review

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Brutal Deluxe Football Podcast Season 7 Show 15: 2010 Week 13 Review. Scott Buffington and Alex Harden review week 13 of the BDFL and NFL, preview the BDFL playoffs, talk about league news, and make our picks for NFL week 14!

Scott's Audible Pick: Moneyball: The Art of Winning an Unfair Game by Michael Lewis. Sign up for a FREE audiobook by visiting audiblepodcast.com/brutaldeluxe.

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BD Podcast: Week 12 Review

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Brutal Deluxe Football Podcast Season 7 Show 14: 2010 Week 12 Review. Scott Buffington and Alex Harden review week 12 of the BDFL and NFL, talk about league news, and make our picks for NFL week 13!

Alex's Audible Pick: We Might As Well Win by Johan Bruyneel, Bill Strickland, and Lance Armstrong. Sign up for a FREE audiobook by visiting audiblepodcast.com/brutaldeluxe.

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BD Podcast: Week 11 Review

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Brutal Deluxe Football Podcast Season 7 Show 13: 2010 Week 11 Review. Scott Buffington and Alex Harden review week 11 of the BDFL and NFL, talk about league news, and make our picks for NFL week 12!

Alex's Audible Pick: Life by Keith Richards & James Fox. Sign up for a FREE audiobook by visiting audiblepodcast.com/brutaldeluxe.

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BD Podcast: Week 10 Review

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Brutal Deluxe Football Podcast Season 7 Show 12: 2010 Week 10 Review. Scott Buffington and Alex Harden review week 10 of the BDFL and NFL, talk about league news, and make our picks for NFL week 11!

Alex's Audible Pick: Zero Regrets by Apolo Ohno. Sign up for a FREE audiobook by visiting audiblepodcast.com/brutaldeluxe.

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BD Podcast: Week 9 Review

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Brutal Deluxe Football Podcast Season 7 Show 11: 2010 Week 9 Review. Scott Buffington and Alex Harden review week 9 of the BDFL and NFL, talk about league news, and make our picks for NFL week 10!

Alex's Audible Pick: A Few Seconds of Panic: A 170-Pound, 43-Year-Old Sportswriter Plays in the NFL by Stefan Fatsis. Sign up for a FREE audiobook by visiting audiblepodcast.com/brutaldeluxe.

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BD Podcast: Week 8 Review

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Brutal Deluxe Football Podcast Season 7 Show 10: 2010 Week 8 Review. Scott Buffington and Alex Harden review week 8 of the BDFL and NFL, talk about league news, and make our picks for NFL week 9!

Alex's Audible Pick: Sudden Death by David Rosenfelt. Sign up for a FREE audiobook by visiting audiblepodcast.com/brutaldeluxe.

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BD Podcast: Week 7 Review

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Brutal Deluxe Football Podcast Season 7 Show 9: 2010 Week 7 Review. Scott Buffington and Alex Harden review week 7 of the BDFL and NFL, talk about league news, and make our picks for NFL week 8!

Scott's Audible Pick: Playing The Enemy by John Carlin. Sign up for a FREE audiobook by visiting audiblepodcast.com/brutaldeluxe.

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BD Podcast: Week 6 Review

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Brutal Deluxe Football Podcast Season 7 Show 8: 2010 Week 6 Review. Scott Buffington and Alex Harden review week 6 of the BDFL and NFL, talk about league news, and make our picks for NFL week 7!

Alex's Audible Pick: Quiet Strength: The Principles, Practices, & Priorities of a Winning Life by Tony Dungy. Sign up for a FREE audiobook by visiting audiblepodcast.com/brutaldeluxe.

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BD Podcast: Week 5 Review

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Brutal Deluxe Football Podcast Season 7 Show 7: 2010 Week 5 Review. Scott Buffington and Alex Harden review week 5 of the BDFL and NFL, talk about league news, and make our picks for NFL week 6!

Alex's Audible Pick: Wikinomics by Don Tapscott & Anthony D. Williams. Sign up for a FREE audiobook by visiting audiblepodcast.com/brutaldeluxe.

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BD Podcast: Week 4 Review

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Brutal Deluxe Football Podcast Season 7 Show 6: 2010 Week 4 Review. Scott Buffington and Alex Harden review week 4 of the BDFL and NFL, talk about league news, and make our picks for NFL week 5!

Alex's Audible Pick: Daemon by Daniel Suarez. Sign up for a FREE audiobook by visiting audiblepodcast.com/brutaldeluxe.

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BD Podcast: Week 3 Review

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Brutal Deluxe Football Podcast Season 7 Show 5: 2010 Week 3 Review. Scott Buffington and Alex Harden review week 3 of the BDFL and NFL, talk about league news, and make our picks for NFL week 4!

Alex's Audible Pick: Namath: A Biography by Mark Kriegel. Sign up for a FREE audiobook by visiting audiblepodcast.com/brutaldeluxe.

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BD Podcast: Week 2 Review

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Brutal Deluxe Football Podcast Season 7 Show 4: 2010 Week 2 Review. Scott Buffington and Alex Harden review week 2 of the BDFL and NFL, talk about league news, and make our picks for NFL week 3!

Alex's Audible Pick: The Real All Americans: The Team That Changed a Game, a People, a Nation by Sally Jenkins, and narrated by Don Leslie. Sign up for a FREE audiobook by visiting audiblepodcast.com/brutaldeluxe.

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BD Podcast: Week 1 Review

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Brutal Deluxe Football Podcast Season 7 Show 3: 2010 Week 1 Review. Scott Buffington and Alex Harden review week 1 of the BDFL and NFL, talk about league news, and make our picks for NFL week 2!

Alex's Audible Pick: When Pride Still Mattered: A Life of Vince Lombardi by David Maraniss. Sign up for a FREE audiobook by visiting audiblepodcast.com/brutaldeluxe.

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BD Podcast: 2010 Preseason 2

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Brutal Deluxe Football Podcast Season 7 Show 2: 2010 Preseason 2. Scott Buffington and Alex Harden review the 2010 BDFL Draft, talk about players we think will have a fantasy impact, talk about league news, make our picks for BDFL and NFL week 1, and make our Super Bowl picks!

Alex's Audible Pick: The Blind Side: Evolution of a Game by Michael Lewis. Sign up for a FREE audiobook by visiting audiblepodcast.com/brutaldeluxe.

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BDFL Draft 2010 and Draft Order

Draft night is Friday, August 27th, 2010 @ 7pm.  Please be prompt or early. All are welcome to join me at Brutal Deluxe Headquarters, aka my house, where the beer will be flowing freely.  By freely I mean free, as in no charge.  I will provide beer and some snacks, you are welcome to bring something if you would like.

You can use Skype, my contact username is scotbuff or just search for Scott Buffington. Skype is wonderful! The chatroom will be available again this year. Use Firefox, Safari or Chrome if you are going to use the chatroom Microsoft can not make a browser that works with current technology to save their lives. I will post my email address and phone number on the FleaFlicker.com message board, if you have issues connecting draft night, you can call me.
 
Remember the draft skeleton, through the first six rounds your roster must include the following players at each position and no more than this number at each position, INCLUDING KEEPERS.
 

1 QB, 2 RB's, 2 WR's, 1 TE, 1 K & 1DST

 

Middletown Brewers - RB Maurice Jones-Drew JAC and QB Tony Romo DAL
Cyg's Calorie Outlets - QB Drew Brees NO and RB Cedric Benson CIN
The Hated Legs - WR Larry Fitzgerald ARZ and WR Marques Colston NO
The Gamecocks - RB Frank Gore SF and WR Andre Johnson HOU
The Flyguys - RB Chris Johnson TEN and RB Ray Rice BAL
The Renegades - RB DeAngelo Williams CAR and RB Michael Turner ATL
The Banyanators - QB Peyton Manning IND and WR DeSean Jackson PHI
The Teeth - RB Adrian Petersen MIN and RB Rashard Mendenhall PIT
Shady Spring - WR Brandon Marshall MIA and QB Matt Ryan ATL
The Nitschkes - TE Dallas Clark IND and DEF/ST Pittsburgh Steelers PIT
The Curtainites - RB Steven Jackson STL and WR Roddy White ATL
Hanover Lost Knights - QB Tom Brady NE and WR Reggie Wayne IND
 
Draft Order:
1. Steel Curtainites
2. The Hated Theismann's Legs
3. Baltimore Banyanators
4. The Nitschke's
5. Hanover Lost Knights
6. The Flyguys
7. Shady Spring Tigers @ Charlotte
8. S.U.C.M.A. Gamebirds
9. Cyg's Calorie Outlets
10. Middletown Brewers
11. John Elway's Teeth
12. Howard County Renegades

Upgrade and Redesign

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Just over five years ago I rolled out my home grown blogging engine here on Brutal Deluxe with a WYSIWYG editor to make posting of news stories and podcasts easy for everyone.  That worked reasonably well over the years, but the BrutalDeluxe.us website went through a few redesigns since then and the CSS had become broken.  I was in the middle of another redesign, in which I scrapped, and decided to not only redesign the website but to fix the WYSIWYG editor that I implemented within my home grown blogging engine.  While I am not completely finished with some of the design, including a new logo, and I have some more upgrading to do to the PHP powering the website, I thought I would let everyone know about the updates that are becoming quite visible.

The CSS, or Cascading Style Sheets, that tell your web browser how to layout everything you see here, including the text had become very ugly over the past couple years.  I was not happy with the appearance of the blog posts announcing the latest podcasts and Alex had run into some odd behavior over the last year.  So I set about cleaning up the design so that the posts looked more professional and the site looked cleaner.  The last redesign of Brutal Deluxe was minimalist, mainly because the prior design was no longer working for us.  I wanted a website that looked less minimalist and more current.  I think this new design pulls that off and hope that the owners, listeners and readers feel the same way.  

The big change that only the owners will notice, as they are the only ones that get to use this feature, is the update of the WYSIWYG editor.  I had integrated the FCKeditor back in 2005 into my Buff blogging engine and I have been using  it with some updates since then.  In 2009 a group of folks created the CKeditor, based off the FCKeditor and they made it OpenSource, which technically I do not think the FCKeditor was.  The CKeditor is more modern and updated more regularly for the current browsers.  I purposefully reduced the number of features available to those doing posts so that only the features that were actually used are visible.  Also the spell checker within the CKeditor works!  

The other area that I have been tweaking is the list of BDFL champions, which you can navigate to from the navigation menu along the top.  The previous listing just had the logo from the team and the team owner.  I thought it would be more interesting to include the outcome of the game, including the MVP of the championship game.  I intend to spruce up the page a little more by possibly including logos for each of the Brutal Bowls.  This season we will be playing Brutal Bowl IX, which means next season will be our tenth!  I will have to see if I can come up with something special for our tenth season, suggestions are welcome and we have an entire year to think of something.  Look around the website and see if you notice anything not working properly.  


BD Podcast: 2010 Preseason 1

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Brutal Deluxe Football Podcast Season 7 Show 1: 2010 Preseason 1. Scott Buffington and Alex Harden review the 2010 NFL Draft, make our early picks for rookies that we think will have a fantasy impact, talk about league news, and welcome our first sponsor!

Alex's Audible Pick: The Score Takes Care of Itself: My Philosophy of Leadership by the late Bill Walsh with Steve Jamison, with additional insights and perspective provided by his son Craig Walsh. Sign up for a FREE audiobook by visiting audiblepodcast.com/brutaldeluxe.

Stay subscribed - our next preseason podcast will come in late May!

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BD Podcast: 2009 Week 21

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Brutal Deluxe Football Podcast Season 6 Show 23: 2009 Week 21. Scott and I review Super Bowl XLIV, talk about league news, and close out this season's podcasts.

Stay subscribed - our 2010 season will start after the NFL draft in April!

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BD Podcast: 2009 Week 20

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Brutal Deluxe Football Podcast Season 6 Show 22: 2009 Week 20. Scott and I talk about the Conference Championship games, mention a few things about the Pro Bowl, and give our Super Bowl predictions.

We'll talk to you in two weeks!

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BD Podcast: 2009 Week 19

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Brutal Deluxe Football Podcast Season 6 Show 21: 2009 Week 19. Scott and I talk about the Divisional playoff games, give our take on the Conference Championship matchups, and take a look at NFL news.

Come out for the BDFL end-of-season party at 3pm this Sunday at Gilligans on Eisenhower Blvd!

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BD Podcast: 2009 Week 18

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Brutal Deluxe Football Podcast Season 6 Show 20: 2009 Week 18. Scott and I talk about the Wild-Card playoff games, give our take on the Divisional Playoff matchups, and take a look at NFL news.

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BD Podcast: 2009 Week 17

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Brutal Deluxe Football Podcast Season 6 Show 19: 2009 Week 17. Scott and I review Brutal Bowl 8, talk about Week 17 of the BDFL & NFL seasons, the upcoming NFL Wild Card playoff matchups, and take a look at league news.

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BD Podcast: 2009 Week 15

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Brutal Deluxe Football Podcast Season 6 Show 18: 2009 Week 15. Alex and I talk about Week 15 of the BDFL and NFL seasons, review the BDFL conference championships, preview Brutal Bowl VIII, make our picks in the NFL Week 16 matchups, and take a look at the NFL playoff picture and league news.

Merry Christmas and Happy New Year!  We will be back in 2 weeks.

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Bengals WR Chris Henry Has Died

According to Rotoworld:

Police in Charlotte have confirmed that Chris Henry died Thursday morning.

Henry was on life support since reportedly falling out of the back of a pickup truck following a domestic dispute with his fiancee on Wednesday afternoon. Henry, 26, had a string of arrests but had recently turned his life around after getting a second chance from the Bengals. Coach Marvin Lewis is scheduled to address the media at 11 a.m. ET. Our condolences go out to Henry's family and the Bengals.

BD Podcast: 2009 Week 14

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Brutal Deluxe Football Podcast Season 6 Show 17: 2009 Week 14. Scott and I talk about Week 14 of the BDFL & NFL seasons, review the BDFL divisional playoffs, look at the upcoming Week 15 matchups, and take a look at the NFL playoff picture and league news.

The race to Brutal Bowl 2009 is on!

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BD Podcast: 2009 Week 13

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Brutal Deluxe Football Podcast Season 6 Show 16: 2009 Week 13. Scott and I talk about Week 13 of the BDFL & NFL seasons, preview the BDFL playoffs, look at the upcoming Week 14 matchups, and take a look at the NFL playoff picture and league news.

The race to Brutal Bowl 2009 is on!

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BD Podcast: 2009 Week 12

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Brutal Deluxe Football Podcast Season 6 Show 15: 2009 Week 12. Scott and I talk about Week 12 of the BDFL & NFL seasons, the upcoming Week 13 matchups, and take another look at the BDFL playoff picture and league news.

Get ready for the playoffs!

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BDFL Week 11 Stud: Hannover Dopplegangers RB Ricky Williams

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 Ricky Williams edged out Wes Welker as the top BDFL player in Week 11.  Willams rushed for 119 yards and 2 TDs, and logged 2 catches for 19 yards and a TD.


BD Podcast: 2009 Week 11

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Brutal Deluxe Football Podcast Season 6 Show 14: 2009 Week 11. Scott and I talk about Week 11 of the BDFL & NFL seasons, the upcoming Week 12 matchups, and take a look at the BDFL playoff picture and league news.

Happy Thanksgiving, everyone!

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BD Podcast: 2009 Week 10

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Update (11/19): The PodTrac redirector appears to be down - I've updated the link the podcast to a direct one. Thanks ScotBuff and SWood!

Brutal Deluxe Football Podcast Season 6 Show 13: 2009 Week 10. Scott and I talk about Week 10 of the BDFL & NFL seasons, the upcoming Week 11 matchups, and take a look at league news.

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BD Podcast: 2009 Week 9

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Brutal Deluxe Football Podcast Season 6 Show 12: 2009 Week 9. Scott and I talk about Week 9 of the BDFL & NFL seasons, the upcoming Week 10 matchups, and take a look at league news.

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Middletown Brewers to don Throwback Uniforms

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(AP Sportswire - Middletown, PA) - The Middletown Brewers announced during their recent impending defeat that they will be donning throwback uniforms for the remainder of the season.  Following back to back Mid-Penn championships in 2007 and 2008 the Brewers changed their uniforms and the letter on their helmet. Ever since S.U.C.M.A. Gamecocks owner Kurt Stambaugh forced the Brewers franchise from playing a partial schedule in Hanover and owner Scott Buffington changed the name from the Hanover Hellions to the Middletown Brewers, the Brewers had donned blue and burnt orange uniforms with the letter B on their helmets, (pictured in the prior linked article).  This season the Brewers donned new black and purple uniforms with the letter M and a football slashing across the helmet, the team has struggled the entire season except when playing the Calorie Outlets.  But it is not the old blue and burnt orange the Brewers will be sporting the remainder of the season.

 

"I take partial blame for this season, while I have had some inconsistency the crux of the problem was a poor draft", said Buffington.  Buffington unveiled the throwback uniforms of the Hanover Hellions, the crimson red, white and black that was amongst the most feared in BDFL history.  "We had a proud history as the Hanover Hellions and we are hoping to awaken the ghosts of old for a little help the rest of the season", added Buffington.  The Hellions were Mid-Penn division champs and Brutal conference champions in 2005, losing to the Steel Curtainites in Brutal Bowl IV.  

 

Buffington vowed to deck out the entire stadium in Hanover Hellion colors and logos for the remainder of the season and no doubt this will anger S.U.C.M.A. Gamecock owner Kurt Stambaugh who found the Hellion team name to be offensive.  Hannover Doppelganger owner Andrew Bolin was pretty excited saying, "I was the Hellions biggest fan and while I was tempted, I never parted with my Hellion Devil Horned Hat!"  Bolin never really wears any gear for his current team whose name has changed more often than Apollo Creed's nicknames.


BD Podcast: 2009 Week 8

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Brutal Deluxe Football Podcast Season 6 Show 11: 2009 Week 8. Scott and I talk about Week 8 of the BDFL & NFL seasons, the upcoming Week 9 matchups, and take a look at league news.

Scott's back!

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BD Podcast: 2009 Week 7

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Brutal Deluxe Football Podcast Season 6 Show 10: 2009 Week 7. Scott was sick this week, so I talk about Week 7 of the BDFL & NFL seasons, the upcoming Week 8 matchups, and take a look at league news.

Get well, Scott!

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BD Podcast: 2009 Week 6

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Brutal Deluxe Football Podcast Season 6 Show 9: 2009 Week 6. Scott and I talk about Week 6 of the BDFL & NFL seasons, the upcoming Week 7 matchups, and take a look at league news.

Note: We neglected to recognize or mention that the Week 7 NE-TB game is being played in London.

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BD Podcast: 2009 Week 5

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Brutal Deluxe Football Podcast Season 6 Show 8: 2009 Week 5. Scott and I talk about Week 5 of the BDFL & NFL seasons, the upcoming Week 6 matchups, and take a look at league news, including possible NFL coaching changes.

Bonus Link: "When Will Jauron Get Fired?" (video)

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BD Podcast: 2009 Week 4

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Brutal Deluxe Football Podcast Season 6 Show 7: 2009 Week 4. Scott and I talk about Week 4 of the BDFL & NFL seasons, the upcoming Week 5 matchups, and take a look at league news.

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BD Podcast: 2009 Week 3

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Brutal Deluxe Football Podcast Season 6 Show 6: 2009 Week 3. Scott and I talk about Week 3 of the BDFL & NFL seasons, the upcoming Week 4 matchups, and take a look at contenders and pretenders.

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BD Podcast: 2009 Week 2

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Brutal Deluxe Football Podcast Season 6 Show 5: 2009 Week 2. Scott and I talk about Week 2 of the BDFL & NFL seasons, the upcoming Week 3 matchups, and finally make our Super Bowl predictions.

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BD Podcast: 2009 Week 1

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Brutal Deluxe Football Podcast Season 6 Show 4: 2009 Week 1. Scott and I talk about Week 1 of the BDFL & NFL seasons, the upcoming Week 2 matchups, and league news.

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BD Podcast: 2009 Preseason 3

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Brutal Deluxe Football Podcast Season 6 Show 3: 2009 Preseason 3. Scott and I talk about Week 1 of the BDFL & NFL seasons, players to watch and league news.

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BD Podcast: 2009 Preseason 2

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Brutal Deluxe Football Podcast Season 6 Show 2: 2009 Preseason 2. Scott and I talk about the BDFL Draft, rookies and second-year players we think will make a fantasy impact, and the preseason games so far.

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BDFL and Friends Free Yahoo! Games

Everyone is welcome to join!  Please tell your friends!  The password for all leagues/groups is "brutal".

Yahoo! 2009 Fantasy Football: Brutal Deluxe Experimental League (BDXL)

  • 12 teams in two divisions; top 6 go to the playoffs (weeks 14-16)
  • Autodraft - you don't need to be online at draft time to pick a team
  • Standard Yahoo! FF scoring plus 1 PPR, bonuses for passing/rushing/receiving thresholds
  • League ID: 514911 
  • League URL: http://football.fantasysports.yahoo.com/league/bdflexperimental

Yahoo! 2009 Pro Football Pick'Em: BDFL and Friends Group

  • Pick the winner in all NFL games each week of the regular season
  • No confidence points
  • No spread
  • Lowest week dropped
  • Most correct picks at the end of the season wins (tiebreak is available)
  • Group ID#: 11406
  • Game URL: http://football.fantasysports.yahoo.com/pickem

Yahoo! 2009 College Football Pick'Em: BDFL and Friends Group

  • Pick the winner in select college football games during the college season
  • No confidence points
  • Pick against the spread (this is new for our group)
  • Lowest week dropped
  • Most correct picks at the end of the season wins (tiebreak is available)
  • Group ID#: 5522
  • Game URL:  http://football.fantasysports.yahoo.com/college

Yahoo! 2009 Survival Football

  • Pick one winning team per week from each NFL regular season week
  • You can only pick each team one time per season
  • Three strikes and you're out (this is new for this group)
  • Last one standing wins
  • Group ID#: 4265
  • Game URL: http://football.fantasysports.yahoo.com/survival

Join today!


BDFL Keepers, Draft Order and Draft 2009

Draft night is Friday, August 28th, 2009 @ 7pm.  Please be prompt. All are welcome to join me at my humble abode where the beer will be flowing freely.  I will provide beer and have a few snacks.  

 

You can use Skype, my contact username is scotbuff or just search for Scott Buffington. Skype is wonderful! The chatroom will be available again this year. Use Firefox, Safari or Chrome if you are going to use the chatroom Microsoft can not make a browser that works with current technology to save their lives.  I will also be available with via several instant messenger clients that all listed on the Contact Us link on the right side of this website.  I will post my email address and phone number on the FleaFlicker.com message board.

 

Remember the draft skeleton, through the first six rounds your roster must include the following players at each position and no more than this number at each position, INCLUDING KEEPERS.

 

1 QB, 2 RB's, 2 WR's, 1 TE, 1 K & 1DST 

 

 

Middletown Brewers - RB Maurice Jones-Drew JAC and QB Tony Romo DAL
Cyg's Calorie Outlets - QB Donovan McNabb PHI and RB Michael Turner ATL
The Hated Legs - WR Larry Fitzgerald ARI and RB L.T. SD
The Gamecocks - RB Frank Gore SF and WR Andre Johnson HOU
The Flyguys - RB Chris Johnson TEN and WR Randy Moss NE
The Renegades - QB Drew Brees NO and RB Clinton Portis WAS
The Banyanators - QB Peyton Manning and WR Anquan Boldin ARI
The Teeth - RB Adrian Petersen MIN and RB Steve Slaton HOU
Shady Spring - WR Wes Welker NE and RB Jamal Lewis CLE
The Nitschkes - RB Joseph Addai IND and TE Dallas Clark IND
The Curtainites - RB Steven Jackson STL and RB Matt Forte CHI
Hanover Doppelgangers - QB Tom Brady NE and WR Reggie Wayne NE
 
Draft Order:
1. John Elway's Teeth
2. Howard County Renegades
3. S.U.C.M.A. Gamebirds
4. Shady Spring Tigers
5. Cyg's Calorie Outlets
6. Middletown Brewers
7. Lost Knights of Revonah
8. The Flyguys
9. The Steel Curtainites
10. The Hated Theismann's Legs
11. The Baltimore Banyanators
12. The Nitschke's

BDFL 2009 Draft Order

1. John Elway's Teeth
2. Howard County Renegades
3. S.U.C.M.A. Gamebirds
4. Shady Spring Tigers
5. Cyg's Calorie Outlets
6. Middletown Brewers
7. Lost Knights of Revonah
8. The Flyguys
9. The Steel Curtainites
10. The Hated Theismann's Legs 
11. The Baltimore Banyanators
12. The Nitschke's


BD Podcast: 2009 Preseason 1

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Brutal Deluxe Football Podcast Season 6 Show 1: 2009 Preseason 1. Scott and I talk about the free agent signings and the NFL Draft and relate how we see them from a fantasy football perspective.

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First 2009-Season Podcast Coming Soon

After a bout of strep throat, Scott is ready to talk NFL Draft 2009 with me tonight.  Our first preseason podcast of the 2009 season should be published by Wednesday.  Fire up those podcatchers! 


NFL Free Agents and Trades 2009

No promises to update this list in the future, but this list addresses most of the big trades and free agent moves.  I focus on fantasy football positions, but at the bottom of the free agent list are notable Offensive Line and Defensive free agents, no kickers.

Trades:
QB Sage Rosenfels - Minnesota Vikings
QB Jay Cutler - Chicago Bears
TE Kellen Winslow - Tampa Bay Bucs
TE Tony Gonzalez - Atlanta

Free Agents:
Note that the final two columns of each line is first the players 2008 team followed by the team who signed the player for 2009.  Some players still remain unsigned for the 2009 season, so you will see only one team listed.

 Pos  Name Type 2008 Team Signed Team
QB   Kurt Warner UFA Arizona Arizona
QB   Matt Cassel Fran.New England Kansas City
QB   Kerry Collins UFA Tennessee Tennessee
QB   Jeff Garcia UFA State Tampa Bay Oakland
QB   J.T. O'Sullivan UFA San Francisco Cincinnati
QB   Damon Huard UFA Kansas City San Francisco
QB   Chris Simms UFA Tennessee Denver
QB   J.P. Losman UFA Buffalo 
QB   Byron Leftwich UFA Pittsburgh Tampa Bay
QB   Gus Frerotte UFA Minnesota 
QB   Joey Harrington UFA Atlanta New Orleans
QB   Kyle Boller UFA Baltimore St. Louis
QB   Rex Grossman UFA Chicago 
QB   Dan Orlovsky UFA Detroit Houston
QB   Trent Green UFA St. Louis 
QB   Quinn Gray UFA  Indianapolis 
QB   Todd Bouman UFA Jacksonville Baltimore
QB   Brad Johnson UFA Dallas 
QB   Patrick Ramsey UFA Denver Tennessee
QB   Charlie Frye UFA Seattle 
QB   Charlie Batch UFA Pittsburgh Pittsburgh
QB   Brooks Bollinger UFA Dallas 
QB   Ryan Fitzpatrick UFA Cincinnati Buffalo

RB   Brandon Jacobs Fran. NY Giants NY Giants
RB   Derrick Ward UFA NY Giants Tampa Bay
RB   Fred Taylor UFA Jacksonville New England
RB   Darren Sproles Fran. San Diego 
RB  Cedric Benson UFA Cincinnati Cincinnati
RB   Warrick Dunn UFA Tampa Bay 
RB   Deuce McAllister UFA New Orleans 
RB   Maurice Morris UFA Seattle Detroit
RB   Ahman Green UFA Nebraska Houston 
RB   Kevin Jones UFA Chicago Chicago
RB   Deshaun Foster UFA San Francisco 
RB   Correll Buckhalter UFA Philadelphia Denver
RB   Najeh Davenport UFA Indianapolis 
RB   LaMont Jordan UFA New England Denver
RB   Rudi Johnson UFA Detroit 
RB   Michael Pittman UFA Denver 
RB   Dominic Rhodes UFA Indianapolis Buffalo
RB   Tatum Bell UFA Detroit 
RB   Jason Wright UFA Cleveland Arizona
RB   J.J. Arrington UFA Arizona Denver
RB   Nick Goings UFA Carolina 
RB   Reuben Droughns NY Giants 
RB   Aaron Stecker UFA New Orleans 
RB   Noah Herron UFA Green Bay Cleveland
RB   Jesse Chatman UFA NY Jets 
RB   Travis Minor UFA St. Louis 
RB   Maurice Hicks UFA Minnesota

WR   Terrell Owens UFA Dallas Buffalo
WR   T.J. Houshmandzadeh UFA Cincinnati Seattle
WR   Antonio Bryant Fran. Tampa Bay Tampa Bay
WR   Plaxico Burress UFA NY Giants 
WR   Torry Holt UFA St. Louis Jacksonville
WR   Marvin Harrison UFA Indianapolis 
WR   Laveranues Coles UFA NY Jets Cincinnati
WR   Jerry Porter UFA Jacksonville 
WR   Lance Moore RFA New Orleans 
WR   Joey Galloway UFA Tampa Bay New England
WR   D.J. Hackett UFA Carolina 
WR   Drew Bennett UFA St. Louis 
WR   Reggie Williams UFA Jacksonville 
WR   Matt Jones UFA Jacksonville 
WR   Amani Toomer UFA NY Giants 
WR   Bryant Johnson UFA San Francisco Detroit
WR   Ronald Curry UFA Oakland Detroit
WR   Bobby Engram UFA Seattle Kansas City
WR   Devery Henderson UFA New Orleans New Orleans
WR   Hank Baskett RFA Philadelphia 
WR   Nate Washington UFA Pittsburgh Tennessee
WR   Malcom Floyd RFA San Diego 
WR   Jabar Gaffney UFA New England Denver
WR   Mike Furrey UFA Detroit 
WR   Michael Clayton UFA Tampa Bay Tampa Bay
WR   Demetrius Williams RFA Baltimore Baltimore
WR   David Patten UFA New Orleans Cleveland
WR   Marty Booker UFA Chicago 
WR   Joe Jurevicius UFA Cleveland 
WR   Ike Hilliard UFA Tampa Bay 
WR   Brandon Jones UFA Tennessee San Francisco
WR   Shaun McDonald UFA Detroit 
WR   Koren Robinson UFA Seattle 
WR   Ashley Lelie UFA Oakland 
WR   Darrell Jackson UFA Denver 
WR   David Anderson RFA Houston Houston
WR   Keary Colbert UFA Denver 
WR   Justin McCareins UFA Tennessee 
WR   Drew Carter UFA Oakland 
WR   Brandon Lloyd UFA Chicago 
WR   Ruvell Martin RFA Green Bay Green Bay
WR   Kelley Washington UFANew England 
WR   Robert Ferguson UFA  Minnesota 
WR   Miles Austin RFA Dallas 
WR   Sam Hurd RFA Dallas Dallas
WR   Dane Looker UFA St. Louis 
WR   Dante Hall UFA St. Louis 
WR   Terrance Copper UFA New Orleans Kansas City

TE   Owen Daniels RFA Houston 
TE   Bo Scaife Fran. Tennessee 
TE   L.J. Smith UFA Philadelphia Baltimore
TE   Chris Baker UFA NY Jets New England
TE   Robert Royal UFA Buffalo Cleveland
TE   Jim Kleinsasser UFA Minnesota Minnesota
TE   Jeff King RFA Carolina Carolina
TE   George Wrighster UFA Jacksonville 
TE   Jeb Putzier UFA Denver Denver
TE   Anthony Becht UFA St. Louis Arizona
TE   Tory Humphrey UFA Green Bay Green Bay
TE   Leonard Pope RFA Arizona Arizona
TE   Jerramy Stevens UFA Tampa Bay Tampa Bay
TE   Bubba Franks  NY Jets 
TE   Justin Peelle UFA Atlanta Atlanta
TE   Dan Campbell UFA Detroit New Orleans
TE   Darnell Dinkins UFA Cleveland New Orleans
TE   Will Heller UFA Seattle Detroit
TE   Nate Jackson UFA Denver 
TE   Quinn Sypniewski RFA Baltimore Baltimore
TE   Sean Ryan UFA Miami Kansas City

DT   Albert Haynesworth UFA Tennessee Washington
DE   Terrell Suggs Fran. Baltimore 
MLB   Ray Lewis UFA Baltimore Baltimore
OLB   Karlos Dansby Fran. Arizona Arizona
OLB   Bart Scott UFA Baltimore NY Jets
C   Jason Brown UFA Baltimore St. Louis
C   Matt Birk UFA Minnesota Baltimore
S   Jermaine Phillips UFATampa Bay Tampa Bay
S   Oshiomogho Atogwe Fran.St. Louis 
S   Brian Dawkins UFA Philadelphia Denver
CB   Dunta Robinson Fran.Houston 
DE   Julius Peppers Fran.Carolina 
OT   Marvel Smith UFA Pittsburgh San Francisco
MLB   Jonathan Vilma UFA New Orleans New Orleans
DT   Rocky Bernard UFA  Seattle NY Giants
DT   Jovan Haye UFA Tampa Bay Tennessee
DE   Chris Canty UFA Dallas NY Giants
DE   Antonio Smith UFAArizona Houston
OT   Mark Tauscher UFA Green Bay 
OT   Jon Runyan UFA Philadelphia 
OT   Tra Thomas UFA Philadelphia Jacksonville
OG   Derrick Dockery UFA Buffalo Washington
OG   Jahri Evans RFA New Orleans 
C   Brad Meester UFA Jacksonville Jacksonville
S   Sean Jones UFA Cleveland Philadelphia
OLB   Derrick Brooks UFA Tampa Bay 
OLB   Keith Brooking UFA Atlanta Dallas
OLB   Leroy Hill Fran. Seattle 
OLB   Freddy Keiaho UFA Indianapolis 
OLB   Michael Boley UFA Atlanta NY Giants
OLB   Marcus Washington UFA Washington 
OLB   Cato June UFA Tampa Bay Houston
OT   Stacy Andrews UFA Cincinnati Philadelphia
MLB   Andra Davis UFA Cleveland Denver
OT   Khalif Barnes UFA Jacksonville Oakland
OT   Willie Colon RFA  Pittsburgh Pittsburgh
CB   Jabari Greer UFA  Buffalo New Orleans
CB   Phillip Buchanon UFA  Tampa Bay Detroit


BD Podcast: 2008-9 Big Game Review

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This is our 22nd 2008-season Brutal Deluxe football podcast. Scott Buffington and I review the Big Game and the week's news. We talk about the Hall of Famers and the upcoming Pro Bowl. See you after April's NFL Draft!

Links:

Credits:

 

  • Mixed, recorded, edited and mastered by me. REAPER was used to edit, master, and render the audio.
  • Music: "One Big Holiday" by My Morning Jacket from the Wired CD.

BD Podcast: 2008-9 Conference Championships Review

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This is our 22nd 2008-season Brutal Deluxe football podcast. Scott Buffington and I review the NFL Conference championship games and the week's news. We look ahead to the big game. We talk about the potential Hall of Famers; bad things will happen if Bruce Smith isn't a first-balloter! See you in two weeks.

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Credits:

 

  • Mixed, recorded, edited and mastered by me. REAPER was used to edit, master, and render the audio.
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Bad Things Happen in These Shoes Man!


BD Podcast: 2008-9 Divisional Playoff Review

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This is our 21st 2008-season Brutal Deluxe football podcast. Scott Buffington and I review the NFL divisional playoff games and the week's news. We look ahead to the Conference Championship matchups. We're hoping for a Keystone State Super Bowl!

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Credits:

 

  • Mixed, recorded, edited and mastered by me. REAPER was used to edit, master, and render the audio.
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BD Podcast: 2008-9 Wild Card Playoff Review

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This is our 20th 2008-season Brutal Deluxe football podcast. Scott Buffington and I review the NFL wild card playoff games and the week's news. We look ahead to the Divisional playoff matchups. Happy New Year!

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  • Mixed, recorded, edited and mastered by me. REAPER was used to edit, master, and render the audio.
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Thoughts on NFL Wild-Card Weekend

 Over on Cygweb: aharden.wordpress.com/2009/01/01/thoughts-on-nfl-wild-card-weekend/


BD Podcast Is Taking The Holiday Off

 Happy New Year!  Sorry, no BDFL podcast this week due to the holidays.  I'll post my take on this week's NFL news and playoff matchups later today.


BD Podcast: 2008 Week 16 Review

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This is our 19th 2008-season Brutal Deluxe football podcast. Scott Buffington and I review the weeks that were in the BDFL and NFL. We talk about the Brutal Bowl VII results; congratulation Flyguys! We look ahead to the Week 17 NFL matchups. Thanks guys for another great BDFL season! Merry Christmas!

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  • Mixed, recorded, edited and mastered by me. REAPER was used to edit, master, and render the audio.
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BD Podcast: 2008 Week 15 Review

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This is our 18th 2008-season Brutal Deluxe football podcast. Scott Buffington and I review the weeks that were in the BDFL and NFL. We talk about the BDFL conference championships and size up the Brutal Bowl VII matchup. We look ahead to the Week 16 NFL matchups.

Links:

Credits:

 

  • Mixed, recorded, edited and mastered by me. REAPER was used to edit, master, and render the audio.
  • Music: "One Big Holiday" by My Morning Jacket from the Wired CD.

BD Podcast: 2008 Week 14 Review

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This is our 17th 2008-season Brutal Deluxe football podcast. Scott Buffington and I review the weeks that were in the BDFL and NFL. We talk about the BDFL playoff games and the conference championship matchups. We look ahead to the Week 15 NFL matchups.

Links:

Credits:

 

  • Mixed, recorded, edited and mastered by me. REAPER was used to edit, master, and render the audio.
  • Music: "One Big Holiday" by My Morning Jacket from the Wired CD.

BD Podcast: 2008 Week 13 Review

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This is our 16th 2008-season Brutal Deluxe football podcast. Scott Buffington and I review the weeks that were in the BDFL and NFL. We talk about the BDFL playoff matchups. We look ahead to the Week 14 matchups.

Links:

Credits:

 

  • Mixed, recorded, edited and mastered by me. REAPER was used to edit, master, and render the audio.
  • Music: "One Big Holiday" by My Morning Jacket from the Wired CD.

BD Podcast: 2008 Week 12 Review

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This is our 15th 2008-season Brutal Deluxe football podcast. Scott Buffington and I review the weeks that were in the BDFL and NFL. We talk about the BDFL playoffs! We look ahead to the Week 13 matchups.

Apologies for the scratchy audio on my end; I'm going to have to suck it up and record in a more stable way (MD deck to the rescue!). It requires another hoop jump or two.

Happy Thanksgiving! Enjoy all the games!

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  • Mixed, recorded, edited and mastered by me. REAPER was used to edit, master, and render the audio.
  • Music: "One Big Holiday" by My Morning Jacket from the Wired CD.

BD Podcast: 2008 Week 11 Review

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This is our 14th 2008-season Brutal Deluxe football podcast. Scott Buffington and I review the weeks that were in the BDFL and NFL. We look ahead to the Week 12 matchups.

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Credits:

 

  • Mixed, recorded, edited and mastered by me. REAPER was used to edit, master, and render the audio.
  • Music: "One Big Holiday" by My Morning Jacket from the Wired CD.

BD Podcast: 2008 Week 10 Review

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This is our 13th 2008-season Brutal Deluxe football podcast. Scott Buffington and I review the weeks that were in the BDFL and NFL. We look ahead to the Week 11 matchups. We also talk about the presidential election.

Links:

Credits:

 

  • Mixed, recorded, edited and mastered by me. REAPER was used to edit, master, and render the audio.
  • Music: "One Big Holiday" by My Morning Jacket from the Wired CD.

BD Podcast: 2008 Week 9 Review

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This is our 12th 2008-season Brutal Deluxe football podcast. Scott Buffington and I review the weeks that were in the BDFL and NFL. We look ahead to the Week 10 matchups. We also talk about the presidential election.

Links:

Credits:

 

  • Mixed, recorded, edited and mastered by me. REAPER was used to edit, master, and render the audio.
  • Music: "One Big Holiday" by My Morning Jacket from the Wired CD.

BD Podcast: 2008 Week 8 Review

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This is our eleventh 2008-season Brutal Deluxe football podcast. Scott Buffington and I review the weeks that were in the BDFL and NFL. We look ahead to the Week 9 matchups. We also talk about baseball just a little.

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Credits:

 

  • Mixed, recorded, edited and mastered by me. REAPER was used to edit, master, and render the audio.
  • Music: "One Big Holiday" by My Morning Jacket from the Wired CD.

BD Podcast: 2008 Week 7 Review

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This is our tenth 2008-season Brutal Deluxe football podcast. Scott Buffington and I review the weeks that were in the BDFL and NFL. We look ahead to the Week 8 matchups.

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  • Mixed, recorded, edited and mastered by me. REAPER was used to edit, master, and render the audio.
  • Music: "One Big Holiday" by My Morning Jacket from the Wired CD.

BD Podcast: 2008 Week 6 Review

Buff News Entry

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This is our ninth 2008-season Brutal Deluxe football podcast. Scott Buffington and I review the weeks that were in the BDFL and NFL. We look ahead to the Week 7 matchups.

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  • Mixed, recorded, edited and mastered by me. REAPER was used to edit, master, and render the audio.
  • Music: "One Big Holiday" by My Morning Jacket from the Wired CD.

BD Podcast: 2008 Week 5 Review

Buff News Entry

34MB LAME 64kbps Mono MP3 74m

This is our eighth 2008-season Brutal Deluxe football podcast. Scott Buffington and I review the weeks that were in the BDFL and NFL. We look ahead to the Week 6 matchups.

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  • Mixed, recorded, edited and mastered by me. REAPER was used to edit, master, and render the audio.
  • Music: "One Big Holiday" by My Morning Jacket from the Wired CD.

BD Podcast: 2008 Week 4 Review

Buff News Entry

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This is our seventh 2008-season Brutal Deluxe football podcast. Scott Buffington and I review the weeks that were in the BDFL and NFL. We look ahead to the Week 5 matchups.

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  • Mixed, recorded, edited and mastered by me. REAPER was used to edit, master, and render the audio.
  • Music: "One Big Holiday" by My Morning Jacket from the Wired CD.

I'm an owner announces "I'm a PC" new team's name

Buff News Entry

Hanover, PA - It's official!  "I'm a PC" is the new team name of the Lost Knights of Revonah...for now.  Owner Andy Bolin in a press conference today said he was changing the teams name "until we collect our first win of the season". 

Fans fear name will stick for the entire season.  "They suck this year!" said one annoyed Knights fan.  "I don't see them winning a game all season" he added.  Another more optimistic fan said "Well at least we play the  Brewers soon, we might have a chance to get our name back this year."

Until then the Knights, err "I'm a PC" unveiled it's "I'm a helmet" design at the press conference.  Best of Luck the rest of the season?! 


BD Podcast: 2008 Week 3 Review

Buff News Entry

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This is our sixth 2008-season Brutal Deluxe football podcast. Scott Buffington and I review the weeks that were in the BDFL and NFL. We look ahead to the Week 4 matchups.

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  • Mixed, recorded, edited and mastered by me. REAPER was used to edit, master, and render the audio.
  • Music: "One Big Holiday" by My Morning Jacket from the Wired CD.

BD Podcast: 2008 Week 2 Review

Buff News Entry

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This is our fifth 2008-season Brutal Deluxe football podcast. Scott Buffington, Andy Bolin, and I review the weeks that were in the BDFL and NFL. We look ahead to the Week 3 matchups. We're hoping all the people affected by Hurricane Ike are able to recover and get things back to normal soon!

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  • Mixed, recorded, edited and mastered by me. REAPER was used to edit, master, and render the audio.
  • Music: "One Big Holiday" by My Morning Jacket from the Wired CD.

Baltimore-Houston Week 2 Game Postponed!

Ravens-Texans game rescheduled for Nov. 9 If you have Ravens or Texans scheduled to start in fantasy this week, make different plans. Baltimore and Houston's bye weeks move to this week and Cincinnati's moves from Week 8 to Week 10.

BD Podcast: 2008 Week 1 Review

Buff News Entry

40MB LAME 64kbps Mono MP3 1h 27m

This is our fourth 2008-season Brutal Deluxe football podcast. Scott Buffington and I review the weeks that were in the BDFL and NFL. We look ahead to the Week 2 matchups.

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  • Mixed, recorded, edited and mastered by me. REAPER was used to edit, master, and render the audio.
  • Music: "One Big Holiday" by My Morning Jacket from the Wired CD.

BD Podcast: 2008 Preseason 3

Buff News Entry

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This is our third 2008-season Brutal Deluxe football podcast. Scott Buffington and I review the BDFL draft. We look at the BDFL franchises, Week 1 matchups, and the NFL Week 1 matchups. Tune in at the end to hear our Super Bowl picks.

Join our Yahoo! Fantasy Football groups!

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  • Mixed, recorded, edited and mastered by me. REAPER was used to edit, master, and render the audio.
  • Music: "One Big Holiday" by My Morning Jacket from the Wired CD.

Banyanators Receive The BDFL Trophy

Buff News Entry
(AP Sportswire - Middletown, PA) - The day following the annual BDFL draft Baltimore Banyanators owner Kurt Albin accepted the traveling BDFL Trophy for his 2007 championship.  The trophy has been housed at BDFL headquarters for the last two years, part of the stipulation is that the owner must show up to claim the trophy.  Kurt Albin is the first to claim the trophy since Chuck Hoyes of the now defunct Yodelin Yossarians held the trophy. 

The Banyanators have a strong team going into the 2008 season and will be trying to be first team to repeat and win a second championship since the Steel Curtainites accomplished the feat.  There are eleven other hungry teams though, including two new owners, Gary Interdonato owner of the Flyguys and Kyle Amoroso owner of the Howard Country Renegades.  Both new owners have taken over successful franchises that have either won or played in the Brutal Bowl. 

The visit by Kurt Albin to BDFL Headquarters and the Middletown Brewers complex was his first despite being with the BDFL since it's inaugural year.  Albin was so impressed with the Middletown Brewery complex, he spent an additional day after enjoying the beer and the company of his fellow owners.  Come Thursday night though, it will be every team for itself as another BDFL season kicks off

BD Podcast: 2008 Preseason 2

Buff News Entry

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This is our second 2008-season Brutal Deluxe football podcast. Scott Buffington and I at the upcoming BDFL league keepers and draft. We also talk about position-by-position fantasy rankings and possible impact rookies.  See you at the draft!

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  • Mixed, recorded, edited and mastered by me. REAPER was used to edit, master, and render the audio.
  • Music: "One Big Holiday" by My Morning Jacket from the Wired CD.

BD Podcast: 2008 Preseason 2 (replaced)

Buff News Entry
Nothing to see here - move along!

BDFL Draft Night 2008

Saturday August 30th 7:30 to 8pmish is when this years draft will be.  All the info you need, keepers and draft pick order are in this post.  You may use the War Room (chat room), Skype or instant messenger.  If you use the War Room, just put in any username you want, do not put in a password.  You can choose any username you would like.  
Middletown Brewers
 Tony Romo and Maurice Jones-Drew
Theismann's Leg
 Ladainian Tomlinson and Larry Johnson
Cyg's Calorie Outlets
 Donovan McNabb and Marshawn "Hit and Run" Lynch
Howard County Renegades
 Drew Brees and Chad Johnson
S.U.C.M.A Gamecocks
 Frank Gore and Carson Palmer
The Flyguys
 Randy Moss and Steve Smith
John Elway's Teeth
 Brian Westbrook and Adrian Peterson
Baltimore Banyanators
 Peyton Manning and Ryan Grant
Shady Spring Tigers
 Plaxico Burress and Wes Welker
Lost Knights of Revonah
 Tom Brady and Reggie Wayne
The Nitschke's
 Joseph Addai and Santonio Holmes
Steel Curtainites 
 Steven Jackson and Marvin Harrison

Through the first six rounds your roster must 
include the following players at each position and no more than this 
number at each position, INCLUDING KEEPERS. 
 
1 QB, 2 RB's, 2 WR's, 1 TE, 1 K & 1DST 
 
The draft order for this season is as follows: 
1. The Flyguys ( This is Gary Interdonato, he took over for Chuck Hoyes) 
2. Lost Knights of Revonah 
3. Baltimore Banyanators 
4. The Steel Curtainites 
5. The Hated Theismann's Legs 
6. The Nitschke's 
7. Howard County Renegades 
8. S.U.C.M.A. Gamebirds 
9. Middletown Brewers 
10. John Elway's Teeth 
11. Cyg's Calorie Outlets 
12. Shady Spring Tigers

BD Podcast: 2008 Preseason 1

Buff News Entry

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This is our first 2008-season Brutal Deluxe football podcast. Scott Buffington and I start looking at recent NFL news and at the BDFL league members and draft. Apologies for some crackles in my audio; I'll have that fixed next time. We'll be back in two weeks!

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  • Mixed, recorded, edited and mastered by me. REAPER was used to edit, master, and render the audio.
  • Music: "One Big Holiday" by My Morning Jacket from the Wired CD.

BD Podcast: 2007 Week 23: Pro Bowl Review & Season Wrapup

Buff News Entry

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This is our 27th and final 2007-season Brutal Deluxe football podcast. Scott Buffington and I review the 2008 Pro Bowl, reflect on recent NFL news, look at the BDFL 2007 Top 200 players, and look forward to next season's draft. Talk to you next in April!

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  • Mixed, recorded, edited and mastered by me. REAPER was used to edit, master, and render the audio.
  • Music: "One Big Holiday" by My Morning Jacket from the Wired CD.

BD Podcast: 2007 Week 22: SB Review

Buff News Entry

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This is our 26th 2007-season Brutal Deluxe football podcast. Scott Buffington and I review the big game, reflect on some of the HOF announcements, and look forward to next week's podcast, the last of the season.

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  • Mixed, recorded, edited and mastered by me. REAPER was used to edit, master, and render the audio.
  • Music: "One Big Holiday" by My Morning Jacket from the Wired CD.

BD Podcast: 2007 Week 21: SB Preview

Buff News Entry

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This is our 25th 2007-season Brutal Deluxe football podcast. Scott Buffington and I preview the big game and talk about current NFL news. Go Giants!

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  • Mixed, recorded, edited and mastered by me. REAPER was used to edit, master, and render the audio.
  • Music: "One Big Holiday" by My Morning Jacket from the Wired CD.

Photo at right: FedEx Air & Ground Players of the Year Brett Favre and Fred Taylor

 


BD Podcast: 2007 Week 20: Conference Championships

Buff News Entry

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This is our 24th 2007-season Brutal Deluxe football podcast. Scott Buffington and I review the NFL Conference Championships and talk about current NFL news. Scott drinks cheap beer. We'll preview the big game next week.

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  • Mixed, recorded, edited and mastered by me. REAPER was used to edit, master, and render the audio.
  • Music: "One Big Holiday" by My Morning Jacket from the Wired CD.

 


BD Podcast: 2007 Week 19: Divisional Playoffs

Buff News Entry

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This is our 23rd 2007-season Brutal Deluxe football podcast. Scott Buffington and I review the Divisional NFL matchups and look ahead to the Conference championship games. We also talk about current NFL news, and what's up with the BDFL trophy!

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  • Mixed, recorded, edited and mastered by me. REAPER was used to edit, master, and render the audio.
  • Music: "One Big Holiday" by My Morning Jacket from the Wired CD.

 


BD Podcast: 2007 Week 18: Wild Card Playoffs

Buff News Entry

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This is our 22nd 2007-season Brutal Deluxe football podcast. Scott Buffington and I review the Wild Card NFL matchups and look ahead to the Divisional playoff games. We also talk about NFL HD coverage.

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  • Mixed, recorded, edited and mastered by me. REAPER was used to edit, master, and render the audio.
  • Music: "One Big Holiday" by My Morning Jacket from the Wired CD.

 


BD Podcast: 2007 Week 17 & Brutal Bowl VI Review

Buff News Entry

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This is our 21st 2007-season Brutal Deluxe football podcast. Scott Buffington and I review Brutal Bowl VI & the last week of the NFL regular season and look ahead to the Wild Card NFL matchups. We also talk about some of the news around the NFL.

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  • Mixed, recorded, edited and mastered by me. REAPER was used to edit, master, and render the audio.
  • Music: "One Big Holiday" by My Morning Jacket from the Wired CD.

 


Manning Leads Banyanators to Championship

Buff News Entry
Manning erased any of the lingering questions about his career. He finally won a big game. All those proverbial monkeys are completely off his back. He lead the Banyanators to a 110-74 win over the Tramps in Brutal Bowl VI. Although maybe it came a little later than expected, the Manning Reign can now begin. He put an end to all of the criticism, completing 28 of 35 passes for 311 yards and three touchdowns on his way to being named Brutal Bowl MVP.

Less than a half hour after leading the Banyanators to victory, Manning, the perfectionist, accepted his first Brutal Bowl win by consistently calling it a "team victory" and vowed to use this Brutal Bowl experience to become a better quarterback. One of the greatest quarterbacks of our time already has started to think about winning another Brutal Bowl.

In some ways, this game fit the season profile of this year's Banyanators. Of the Banyanators’ starters in Brutal Bowl VI only Ryan Grant and Anthony Gonzalez were undrafted. The Banyanators stuck with their starters through thick and thin and ultimately their consistency paid dividends. Sure, the Banyanators have had better teams in the past in terms of over all talent, but this year’s squad was the most consistent Banyanator team to date, despite some poor personal decisions throughout the year by coach Albin.

"In the past when our team's come up short, it's been disappointing," Manning said. "Somehow, we found a way to have learned from those bad losses, and we've been a better team because of it. As disappointing as the loss to the Yodelin' Yossarians was in Brutal Bowl III, the veteran guys got together and learned from it and felt we were a better team this year and maybe stronger for it. It's nice when you put a lot of hard work to cap it off with a championship."

Brutal Bowl VI Update

Buff News Entry
Coming into the fourth quarter of Brutal Bowl VI, it's the Baltimore Banyanators leading The Tramps 93-72.  Each team has one position left to play, both from the San Diego Chargers.  Coach Vamp hopes that TE Antonio Gates can play a career game, while Coach Albin just hopes the Chargers defense shows up.  Can The Tramps come back to win?  Check out the game tonight to find out!

Due to the Christmas holiday, our weekly podcast will be back next week, when we'll analyze Brutal Bowl VI and look at the Week 17 NFL matchups.

Merry Christmas!

BD Podcast: 2007 Week 15

Buff News Entry

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This is our 20th 2007-season Brutal Deluxe football podcast. Scott Buffington and I review the BDFL conference championship games & the 15th week of the NFL season and look ahead to week 16's games & Brutal Bowl VI.

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  • Mixed, recorded, edited and mastered by me. REAPER was used to edit, master, and render the audio.
  • Music: "One Big Holiday" by My Morning Jacket from the Wired CD.

 


Jessica Simpson Jinxes Tony Romo, Brewers Lose

Buff News Entry
(AP Sportswire, Easley SC) - The Middletown Brewers had a surprise fan, or their quarterback did, and she was not welcome.  As the Brewers boarded their buses to leave Easley, South Carolina, owner Scott Buffington could not hide his displeasure for the utter lack of professionalism his quarterback showed on Sunday.  Jessica Simpson was invited by Romo to sit in a luxury box during the BFC Championship game and Middletown's Tony Romo again ended his season with another mistake, providing the world with a new word to add to the dictionary under the definition of mistake, Romo.  Buffington banned any future Middletown players from inviting girl friends to the games.

"It was a huge mistake on Tony's part, it was quite obvious that his mind was not on the field where it should have been", said Buffington.  Buffington added, "He let down his team mates, Middletown, Hanover, God, his Country and most of all, me."  Buffington's reference to Hanover was a result of a strange incident involving the Lost Knights.  The Lost Knights were playing at home against the Baltimore Banyanators and no home fans showed up, instead buses left Hanover and Middletown for Easley, both towns supported their Brewers.  Tom Brady was bothered all day by crowd noise as the Knights fell to the Banyanators who filled the Lost Knight's stadium with Baltimore fans.

Simpson sported a pink and white Romo jersey and Romo was caught on camera peeking into the stands as he dropped back for passes.  Middletown appeared poised to steal the game, but Romo threw several interceptions including one in the endzone that dashed the Middletown hopes.

"My hat is off to The Tramps organization and their ownership, we will be rooting for them in the championship game.  All season long they (The Tramps) had our number", Buffington added when asked about the Tramps.  Further stating, "The better team won, their players approached the game like it was their lively hood".  Not one to forget BDFL history, Buffington compared the girly jersey Simpson sported to the uniforms Greg Lydon adorned his Arlington Pussies with.

BD Podcast: 2007 Week 14

Buff News Entry

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This is our 19th 2007-season Brutal Deluxe football podcast. Scott Buffington and I review the last week of the BDFL regular season & the 14th week of the NFL season and look ahead to week 15's games & the next round of BDFL playoffs. Stay subscribed!

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  • Mixed, recorded, edited and mastered by me. REAPER was used to edit, master, and render the audio.
  • Music: "One Big Holiday" by My Morning Jacket from the Wired CD.

 


BD Podcast: 2007 Week 13

Buff News Entry

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This is our 18th 2007-season Brutal Deluxe football podcast. Scott Buffington and I review the last week of the BDFL regular season & the 13th week of the NFL season and look ahead to week 14's games & the BDFL playoffs. Stay subscribed!

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  • Mixed, recorded, edited and mastered by me. REAPER was used to edit, master, and render the audio.
  • Music: "One Big Holiday" by My Morning Jacket from the Wired CD.

 


BD Podcast: 2007 Week 12

Buff News Entry

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This is our 17th 2007-season Brutal Deluxe football podcast. Scott Buffington and I review the twelfth week of the BDFL & NFL seasons and look ahead to week 13. Stay subscribed!

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  • Mixed, recorded, edited and mastered by me. REAPER was used to edit, master, and render the audio.
  • Music: "One Big Holiday" by My Morning Jacket from the Wired CD.

 


BD Podcast: 2007 Week 11

Buff News Entry

39MB LAME V8 Stereo MP3 72m

This is our 16th 2007-season Brutal Deluxe football podcast. Scott Buffington and I review the eleventh week of the BDFL & NFL seasons and look ahead to week 12. Stay subscribed!

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  • Mixed, recorded, edited and mastered by me. REAPER was used to edit, master, and render the audio.
  • Music: "One Big Holiday" by My Morning Jacket from the Wired CD.

 


BD Podcast: 2007 Week 10

Buff News Entry

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This is our 15th 2007-season Brutal Deluxe football podcast. Scott Buffington and I review the tenth week of the BDFL & NFL seasons and look ahead to week 11.  We also answer an email from a listener. Stay subscribed!

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  • Mixed, recorded, edited and mastered by me. REAPER was used to edit, master, and render the audio.
  • Music: "One Big Holiday" by My Morning Jacket from the Wired CD.

 


Brewers Collect Second Mid Penn Title - Hanover Cheers

(AP Sportswire - Middletown) The Middletown Brewers franchise clinched their second division title in three years with a solid win over the Nitschke's this past weekend.  The Brewers rebounded from a difficult 2006 season in which the team missed the playoffs.  The franchise formally known as the Hanover Hellions was forced to relocate and change their name after S.U.C.M.A. Gate, which occurred in the off-season.  Hanover's favorite son, owner of the Middletown Brewers, Scott Buffington left another team in Hanover, the Lost Knights of Revonah owned by Andy Bolin.  Despite accepting the new team and bidding a fond farewell to Buffington and the Brewers, Hanover now wants Bolin and his Lost Knights out of town following a cheating incident uncovered during week one of the season.

The Brewers had high hopes for the 2007 season and with three weeks remaining in the regular season have clinched a Mid Penn Division Title.  Buffington said that he is going to rest his starters the remainder of the season, which will basically consist of supplying his team with some heavy winter warmer brews from his Middletown Brewery.  "We're calling it a season and will give our competitors a shot at beating us in the remaining weeks by playing every game even more drunk than usual", announced Buffington.  The Middletown Brewery Beers are solely responsible for the drunken look on the face of Tony Romo every time his photo is snapped and one would expect that grin to grow even more drunken looking for the remaining three games of the regular season. 

Buffington's Middletown Brewers have been receiving support from somewhere unexpected this season, especially after Lost Knights owner Andy Bolin declared Hanover his town prior to the season.  The Lost Knights have been playing to stadiums empty of home fans since week one and even their home games have turned into away games.  Andy Bolin and his Lost Knights will receive an asterisk if they would happen to win the BDFL title this season after being caught stealing defensive signals in week one of the season.  Hanover Mayor Maggie Hormel has been vocal on wanting Andy Bolin and his Knights out of town.  "The Lost Knights are truly lost, because Hanover is no home to cheaters",  said Hormel.  "We are very proud of our history with the Middletown Brewers and have adopted them as our home team away from home", added Hormel.  Hanover fans have been commuting to Middletown or wherever the Brewers are playing all season, breaking league attendance records.

The BDFL commissioner came down hard on Andy Bolin and his Lost Knights, stating that he would indeed place an asterisk on the trophy plate if the Lost Knights win the Brutal Bowl.  "This is an infraction that may well benefit the Lost Knights into next season and has no doubt benefited the season we are seeing from Tom Brady.  With the power vested in me I have no choice but to mark the occasion with an asterisk if it should occur." Buffington said solemnly.  Buffington continued, "Andrew Bolin, you have disgraced the BDFL and all of which it stands for."

Bolin refused to comment on the incident instead trying to get the Deluxe Football Conference to come to his aid.  Deluxe Football Conference president Scott Wood would not support Bolin, instead offering this response, "During my time above the Mason Dixon line I have witnessed nothing more offensive than the acts committed by Andrew Bolin.  May GOD have mercy on your soul Andrew Bolin because the Deluxe Football Conference will not."


Buff News Entry

BD Podcast: 2007 Week 9

Buff News Entry

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This is our 14th 2007-season Brutal Deluxe football podcast. Scott Buffington and I review the ninth week of the BDFL & NFL seasons and look ahead to week 10. Stay subscribed!

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  • Mixed, recorded, edited and mastered by me. REAPER was used to edit, master, and render the audio.
  • Music: "One Big Holiday" by My Morning Jacket from the Wired CD.

 


BD Podcast: 2007 Week 8

Buff News Entry

27MB LAME 64kbps Stereo MP3 59m

This is our 13th 2007-season Brutal Deluxe football podcast. Scott Buffington and I review the eighth week of the BDFL & NFL seasons and look ahead to week 9. Stay subscribed!

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  • Mixed, recorded, edited and mastered by me. REAPER was used to edit, master, and render the audio.
  • Music: "One Big Holiday" by My Morning Jacket from the Wired CD.

 


BD Podcast: 2007 Week 7

Buff News Entry

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This is our 12th 2007-season Brutal Deluxe football podcast. Scott Buffington and I review the seventh week of the BDFL & NFL seasons and look ahead to week 8. Stay subscribed!

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  • Mixed, recorded, edited and mastered by me. REAPER was used to edit, master, and render the audio.
  • Music: "One Big Holiday" by My Morning Jacket from the Wired CD.

 


Outlets Unveil New "Secondary" Helmet Design

Buff News Entry

CYG's new "calories kill" helmet design was unveiled today in the hopes of pushing 0 trans fats as a snacking alternative.  Team owner Alex Harden was inspired to create this design while watching his real life beloved Bills during their recent blown victory over the Dallas Cowboys as time ran out.   "I realised while watching the game that maybe the boys aren't snacking healthy" Harden was quoted.  "They had all the symptoms of unhealthy snacking, the offense shut down and the D lost their energy by games end." Harden added.  Harden's BDFL team plans to wear the helmets a few times a year starting this week with their game against The Yossarains.  "My Hope is this will create a better awareness of unhealthy snacking, hopefully what we can learn here is that healthy snacking will give a person, a team more energy in the end." said Harden "maybe through my team we can inspire a team, say the Bills, not to finish around .500 for the umteenth year in a row, heck maybe even win one Super Bowl!"


BD Podcast: 2007 Week 6

Buff News Entry

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This is our eleventh 2007-season Brutal Deluxe football podcast. Scott Buffington and I review the sixth week of the BDFL & NFL seasons and look ahead to week 7. Stay subscribed!

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  • Mixed, recorded, edited and mastered by me. REAPER (version 2.003 just released) was used to edit, master, and render the audio.
  • Music: "One Big Holiday" by My Morning Jacket from the Wired CD.

 


From the Land of Pleasant Living

Buff News Entry

29 to go!


BD Podcast: 2007 Week 5

Buff News Entry

22MB LAME q9 Stereo MP3 60m

This is our tenth 2007-season Brutal Deluxe football podcast. Scott Buffington and I review the fifth week of the BDFL & NFL seasons and look ahead to week 6. Stay subscribed!

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  • Mixed, recorded, edited and mastered by me. REAPER (version 2.0 just released) was used to edit, master, and render the audio.
  • Music: "One Big Holiday" by My Morning Jacket from the Wired CD.

 


BD Podcast: 2007 Week 4

Buff News Entry

20MB q9 Stereo MP3 56m

This is our ninth 2007-season Brutal Deluxe football podcast. Scott Buffington and I review the fourth week of the BDFL & NFL seasons and look ahead to week 5. Stay subscribed!

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  • Mixed, recorded, edited and mastered by me. REAPER was used to edit, master, and render the audio.
  • Music: "One Big Holiday" by My Morning Jacket from the Wired CD.

 


BD Podcast: 2007 Week 3

Buff News Entry

20MB 64kbps Stereo MP3 46m

We're back! This is our eighth 2007-season Brutal Deluxe football podcast. Scott Buffington and I review the third week of the BDFL & NFL seasons and look ahead to week 4. Stay subscribed!

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  • Join us in playing fantasy football games on Yahoo! Details here.
    Survival football is now open!
  • SportPodcasts.com
  • Email us text or audio comments!: BrutalDeluxe at gmail.com.

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  • Mixed, recorded, edited and mastered by me. REAPER was used to edit, master, and render the audio.
  • Music: "One Big Holiday" by My Morning Jacket from the Wired CD.

 


Don't Let the Bench Bugs Bite! Knights beat the Hateds 122-108

Buff News Entry
(AP Sports Wire) Hanover, PA -- A week after suffering the Knights first defeat of the season due to the bench bug, sitting Tom Brady who would have provided enough points for the win.  The Knights bounced back from the 1 game skid.  Fortunately for the Knights the bench bug moved across the field and infested the Hated Legs sideline.  Four members of the Legs 5 man bench managed to score more than their respective starters.  Kevin Curtis lead the way with 3TDs and 221 yards receiving 209 in the first half alone.

Coach Bolin was quick to down play the Legs misfortune, "I was right there last week and let me tell you it isn't fun knowing (watching) you should have won!"   Despite the help from the Legs the Knights posted a season high 122 points lead by the bookends QB Tom Brady (34 BDFL pts) going 23/29 311 yds and 4 TDS passing and the Patriots Defense (15 BDFL).  When asked about the "bookends" knowing what plays were coming due to taping allegations, Bolin's response was "I don't really care what they do in real life, this is the BDFL it's all on tape".  Marion Barber Jr continues to be a point machine (23 BDFL) and rookie Brandon Jackson and Alge Crumpler score their first TDs of the season.


Cyg's Take: Week 2 Review, Week 3 Preview

Buff News Entry
Due to sounding like I'm holding my nose when I'm talking and Scott being sick as well, we're not recording a BDFL podcast this week.  Here are my thoughts on Week 2 of the BDFL and NFL and a look ahead to Week 3.

BDFL Week 2 Results
  • The Hated Legs 82, Cyg's Calorie Outlets 120:  The Cleveland offense couldn't have picked a better week to make history; Jamal Lewis' 27 BDFL points carried the Outlets to victory over their divisional foe.  Coach Steck was seen looking out at the field to make sure his two franchise RBs were out there.
  • Middletown Brewers 127, The Steel Curtainites 110:  Coach Buffington called this a "shellacking"; I call it a polished victory.  This is a game that shows how a pair of great WR performances can propel a team to victory.
  • The Tramps 126, SUCMA Gamecocks 105:  Another high-powered matchup produced The Tramps' first victory of the year.  Bengals were on both sides in this matchup, but the re-emergence of Cadillac Williams saved the day.
  • Yodelin Yossarians 126, John Elway's Teeth 129: By their skin, the Teeth, led by the dominant Minnesota defense, scraped out a win over the Yossarians in a matchup that could have gone either way.
  • Baltimore Banyanators 88, Shady Spring Tigers 94: A close game decided by a nice outing from Rudi Johnson and a solid game from the Jaguars D.
  • Lost Knights of Revonah 100, The Nitschke's 107: The Nitschke's continue their improbable season by sticking with Jake Delhomme and getting great RB production.  The Patriots D excelled, but fell short by only a few BDFL points.
NFL Week 2 Results
  • Pittsburgh 26, Buffalo 3: Is Pittsburgh that good, or are Cleveland and Buffalo that bad?
  • Houston 34, Carolina 21: Houston is the most improved team so far this season, so far.
  • Jacksonville 13, Atlanta 7: Atlanta is in a freefall.
  • Tampa Bay 31, New Orleans 14: The Saints will circle the wagons in the Superdome after an 0-2 start.
  • Green Bay 35, NY Giants 13: Brett Favre and the Packers are looking pretty good.
  • San Francisco 17, St. Louis 16: Only in the NFC West.
  • Cleveland 51, Cincinnati 45: Only in the bottom of the AFC North.  But are the Bengals worse than the Texans right now?
  • Indianapolis 22, Tennessee 20: Always a slugfest with these two, Indy's still a great team.
  • Detroit 20, Minnesota 17: This could have gone either way if not for two missed FGs.  Detroit is 20% away from Kitna's 10-win guarantee.
  • Dallas 37, Miami 20:  Is Dallas that good, or is Miami that bad?
  • Arizona 23, Seattle 20:  Cyg's upset special of the week.  The Cards get a W.
  • Baltimore 20, NY Jets 13:  SO?
  • Denver 23, Oakland 20:  Elam's leg should be bronzed.
  • Chicago 20, Kansas City 10:  ZZZZZ.
  • New England 38, San Diego 14:  The Pats are that good.
  • Washington 20, Philadelphia 12:  Donovan needs to improve his play.  He does have good receivers.  The media wants you to think he doesn't.
BDFL Week 3 Predictions
  • Lost Knights over Legs
  • Outlets over Brewers
  • Tramps over Banyanators
  • Yossarians over Cocks
  • Teeth over Tigers
  • Curtainites over Nitschke's
NFL Week 3 Predictions
  • Detroit at Philadelphia:  Philly
  • Miami at NY Jets:  Jets
  • Buffalo at New England:  Pats
  • Arizona at Baltimore:  Chazona
  • St. Louis at Tampa Bay:  Rams
  • San Francisco at Pittsburgh:  Steelers
  • Indianapolis at Houston:  Colts
  • San Diego at Green Bay:  Chargers
  • Minnesota at Kansas City:  Chefs
  • Cleveland at Oakland:  Roiders
  • Jacksonville at Denver:  Broncos
  • Cincinnati at Seattle:  Bengals
  • NY Giants at Washington:  Giants
  • Carolina at Atlanta:  Panthers
  • Dallas at Chicago:  Bears
  • Tennessee at New Orleans:  Saints
Comments welcome!  Hopefully the BDFL podcast will be back next week.


Brewers Drink Their Way to 2-0 Start

(AP - Sportswire, Middletown, PA) - The Middletown Brewers stumbled through another shellacking of their opponent this week, all the more surprising because for the second week in a row the team appeared to be completely tanked.   Curtainites owner Mike Amoroso was overheard in the pre-season to particularly be looking forward to this game.  Not only was Amoroso angry about the "Anyone but Amoroso" shenanigans that Brewers' owner Scott Buffington pulled last season, encouraging every team to take it up a notch against the Curtainites.  Buffington also publicly questioned Amoroso's team in the pre-season, saying the Curtainites did not appear strong enough to make a title run this year.  The controversy did not end there, at half-time Mike Amoroso's son was caught heading to the Steel Curtainites' locker room with a video camera.  Allegedly the younger Amoroso was taping the Brewers' defensive calls.  Turns out that not only was the Amoroso threat to Buffington's undefeated Brewers harmless, so was the video on the camera.

The Middletown Brewer wide receivers have been impossible to cover this season, seems their routes have no straight paths or logic but their sober counterparts are unable to follow them.  Andre Johnson zigzagged his way to another phenomenal outing and not to be outdone, number two wideout Joey Galloway lit up the Curtainite defense.  This week Todd Heap followed suit with patterns that defied logic hauling in seven passed and a touchdown.  Brewer quarterback Tony Romo summed up his past two weeks this way, "I throw to the one in the middle, then I head to the sideline for some more of that Middletown Brewer fuel". 

Seems the only thing struggling for the Brewers this season has been their running game.  So far the Brewer running backs have been tripping over the white lines.  But the Brewers do not appear to be worried.  "I think next week we are going to switch the running-backs to an American Honey Wheat beer, made with a pound of clover honey", said Buffington when asked about the Brewers lack of run production.

Curtainites' Chris Brown was shutdown this week by a Brewer defense that has been just unbelievable.  "It is as if they are feeling no pain out there, they come through the blocks of our linemen like they are not even there", said a frustrated Brown.

Amoroso was unavailable for comment, he apparently had taken the complimentary beverages the Brewers offer to all their opponents and locked himself in the locker room with the video from the camera.  The video?  After league inspection it was returned to the Curtainites, the footage was an entire half of the Brew Maids performing.  The Brew Maids are the Middletown Brewers cheerleaders.

BD Podcast: 2007 Week 1

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This is our seventh 2007-season Brutal Deluxe football podcast. Scott Buffington and I review the first week of the BDFL & NFL seasons and look ahead to week 2. Stay subscribed!

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BD Podcast: 2007 Preseason 5

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This is our sixth 2007-season Brutal Deluxe football podcast. Scott Buffington and I discuss the first week of the NFL regular season. Stay subscribed!

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BD Podcast: 2007 Preseason 4

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This is our fifth 2007-season Brutal Deluxe football podcast. Scott Buffington and I discuss the 2007 BDFL draft and fantasy kickers & defense/special teams. Next week, we'll preview the NFL regular season. Stay subscribed!

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Brewers Appear Loose as a Goose

Buff News Entry

(AP - Sportswire, Middletown, PA) - While many teams in the league have been releasing the goings on of their teams and spilling rhetoric about how much this player or that player loves their old team or new team, the Middletown Brewers need not talk about it, and they are careful not to spill a drop.  One would find it difficult to find a Middletown Brewer without a smile on his face.  This is partially due to the new practice of offering any of their hundreds of freshly brewed beers to the players during and after practice.  The idea is so popular throughout the league that players were offering to pay owner Scott Buffington to draft them.  Peyton Manning and Ladainian Tomlinson were two players that tried to get out of their contracts in order to play for the beloved Middletown Brewers.  Rudi Johnson was so distraught about having to leave the Brewers that he entered grief rehab last week.

"We wish all the players could play in Middletown, but despite being commissioner I am handcuffed by the same rules as all the other owners", Buffington said.  He added, "If I allowed all the players that wanted to come to Middletown to play here, we would not have a league, just a team". 

Ladainian Tomlinson has been trying to get onto Buffington's team for years.  "I am stuck in this never ending torture that is playing for the Hated Legs", said Tomlinson.  Tomlinson continued, "Instead of enjoying fresh crisp beer I am forced to play for this team and owner that I absolutely hate".  Tomlinson was not the only Hated Legs player to express interest in playing for the Brewers.  A team meeting held the day following the draft found that unanimously all the players voted that they would rather be playing for the Middletown Brewers. 

Similar sentiments were heard elsewhere in the league, some of the players were just happy to be near the Middletown complex.  "Although I have to wear this stupid Scarlet Letter, at least I can drive down the road, hang out with the commish and enjoy some fine brews", said Hines Ward.

The Middletown players cannot seem to contain their happiness; Maurice Jones-Drew was drafted by Buffington as a rookie and has been welcomed back for another season in Middletown.  "I have been so happy that I cannot decide which last name to go with.  Buff told me to just use both", said Jones-Drew.

Tony Romo who was brought in to lead the Brewer offensive attack is so happy that no one has seen him without a smirk on his face.  "I can guarantee that everyone will be seeing this stupid grin on my face for the entire season", said a stupidly grinning Tony Romo.  "How can you not be happy being surrounded by the world's freshest and tastiest beer", Romo added with a beer mustache smile.


Cyg's Calorie Outlets' 2007 Season Ready to Start

Buff News Entry
[AP Sports Wire, Harrisburg, PA] - The 2007 BDFL season is right around the corner, and for Cyg's Calorie Outlets that means another chance to claim the coveted Hood Ornament Championship Trophy.  Franchise QB Donovan McNabb is back and healthy, and several players from 2006 are back in the fold.  The 2007 draft saw Outlets owner Alex "Cyg" Harden select both new (RB Marshawn Lynch) and controversial (WR Muhsin Muhammad) players, as well as one of the finest WR corps the franchise has seen.  "I'm glad to be playing in Pennsylvania again," reported WR Hines Ward.  "South Carolina is way too hot this time of year.  Coach Vamp's two-a-days last season were a bit much."  Other notable Outlets WRs include Deion Branch and Devery Henderson.

Coach Harden is pleased with his lineup this year, and is poised to make another playoff run.  "Just look at our competition: The Hated Legs are a two-RB team.  The Brewers have a pretty-boy QB and a goat for a kicker."  His only regret about week one: that the new AOL schedulers didn't match him up against the rival Middletown Brewers (the former Hanover Hellions) in their traditional season-opening game.  "I always looked forward to starting the season off with a guaranteed win," lamented Harden.

Rumors about the unexplained absense of Yodelin' Yossarians coach/GM Chuck Hoyes from the draft abound.  Reports that he ducked the draft to avoid association with a notorious former Yossarian QB have been reported by anonymous sources.  The owners present at BDFL headquarters during the draft did their best to help the former league champelin field a competitive team.

The presence of The Tramps coach/GM Ray Vampran at the BDFL draft this year was welcomed by all, but his inexplicable avoidance of RB picks in the early rounds befuddled many.  However, his resulting RB core of Brandon Jacobs, Carnell Williams, and Julius Jones is respectable considering his obvious disdain for the position.

Lost Knights (Tsol Sthgink?) coach/GM Andy Bolin has reportedly guaranteed his team will win the BDFL trophy this season.  Capturing his dream in a player-photo-collage, Bolin has publicly called them out.  The fans are eager to see if they'll make good on that promise as they face off in Week 1 of the season against three-time league champion The Steel Curtainites.

McNabb leads Cyg's Calorie Outlets into Green Bay to face Jon Kitna (?) and The Nitschke's in their season-opening game the weekend of September 9th.  Season tickets for the Outlets' games at Harrisburg Stadium (featuring Mayor Stephen Reed's Wild West Corner) are available now.

It Ain't Eas(le)y Being Green!

Buff News Entry

AP Sports Wire - Easley, SC --  Monday, fans didn't appear to be to impressed with this year's Tramps at this afternoon's rally for the 2007 squad.  Anxious about seeing this years club for the first time this season most fans had that dazed and confused look as each player was introduced.

Some of the South Carolinians also appeared to have a distaine for the state of Michigan reasoning of which at time of printing was unclear.

As for the new look Tramps, some fans tried to make it work.  Many fans however were chanting "We want Hobo" for the former team mascot, who was let go midseason 2006.  The forgotten Hobo had to take to the streets for money for karate lessons when his family was abducted by ninjas last season. Allegations of the accused ninjas being fellow BDFL team owner Scott Buffington's notorious ScottBuff Ninjas of the BADFL (Brutal Arena Deluxe Football League) are still under investigation.


Tramps

Buff News Entry

Tramp talk 2007
Here are a few rumors from the Tramp Camp

 Word leaking out of the spacious football compound of the Tramps is that owner Ray “Streeter” Vampran is very happy with this year’s squad. “I think we have a solid team, we make a move with the backup qb, but that will be about it.” Coach Streeter has been heard around the compound criticizing Trent Green and a source close to the team said the only reason Trent is on the team is because Mr. Automatic Drew Bree’s has a bye early on in week 4.

A public riff may soon surface between the Tramps and the Lost Knights, according to a fly on the way in the lushes halls of the Tramp Camp compound Coach Streeter thinks that the Lost ones owner/coach Andy (whom the Tramps front office refers to as Y-dna, because Andy likes to be backwards about everything) has over stepped the BDFL boundaries.  Coach Streeter said “ You wake up after the draft and the first thing you see is Y-dna posting about Championships, dude needs to get a grip on reality because the road to the BDFL gold runs through the Carolina’s and as soon as Y-dna realizes that  the better off he will be.”  This may be the first shot fired at the Lost Knights, we will keep you posted!

A source close to the Tramps has alleged that Scott Buff is a secret cowboy fan. The source said “All during the draft the guy is talking about Americana stuff and we all know the old propaganda about America’s team being Dallas, and then Buff drafts Romo?” The source continued with “Look we at the Tramps Camp do not believe in coincidences, we simple look at the facts and make our own assumption about stuff.”

Interesting message written on the chalk board in the Tramps war room, which was full of profanity about the CYG and Buffalo Bill’s connection. The board had a lot of sophomoric type humor about the calorie outlets and Buffalo wings which seem to be a reference to the Outlets first round pick, which by the way was the Tramps guy at number 7. “Alex changed our whole draft board, we spent months on a strategy that had to be revised on the fly because Alex wanted his hometown teams new guy.” “We understand that logic and agree with it, however we WANTED the kid and Alex %^&#ed us!”   

 The Tramps new uniform is a hit, according to the folks at PBS this is the first time any major sports club has incorporated one of their characters into a professional sports marketing campaign. Ms May’eye Raisemoney from PBS headquarters said “The Tramps asked and we allowed, it’s a match made in heaven, the tramps understand PBS and we think that the tramps in time will understand us.”


2007 Lost Knights of Revonah

Buff News Entry
Hanover PA - First look at the future 2007 BDFL Champions!

BDFL Draft Results 2007

Here are the results of last nights very fun draft.  Rather than post the entire long list of players, instead here is a link to an excellent spread sheet Alex made.  The spread sheet is all filled in with each person's roster, including who they picked for their SKELETON and also a round by round synopsis of each pick. 

Draft Results 2007

This would be an excellent document to hold onto for next season as well. 

BDFL Draft Night 2007

Tonight is the night - August 24th, 2007 at 9pm.  All the info you need, keepers and draft pick order are in this post.  You may use the War Room (chat room), Skype or instant messenger.  If you use the War Room, just put in any username you want, do not put in a password.  You can choose any username you would like.  Please be there early so we can start on time.

Middletown Brewers (aka Hanover Hellions) Keepers:
Reggie Bush and Maurice Jones-Drew
The Hated Theismann's Legs:
Larry Johnson and Ladainian Tomlinson
The Nitschke's
Joseph Addai and Marques Colston
Cyg's Calorie Outlets
Donovan McNabb and Jamal Lewis
The Tramps
Drew Brees and the Baltimore Ravens Defense
Revonah Lost Knights
Tom Brady and Thomas Jones
Yodeling Yossarians
Shaun Alexander and Steve Smith
Baltimore Banyanators
Peyton Manning and Cedric Benson
The Steel Curtainites
Marvin Harrison and Steven Jackson
John Elway's Teeth
Willie Parker and Brian Westbrook
SUCMA Gamehens
Frank Gore and Carson Palmer
Shady Spring Tigers at Charlotte
Marc Bulger and Carolina Panthers Defense

The 2007 Draft Order :

1. SUCMA Gamebirds
2. Shady Spring @ Charlotte Tigers
3. John Elway's Teeth
4. Cyg's Calorie Outlets
5. Middletown Brewers ( aka Hanover Hellions)
6. The Hated Legs
7. The Tramps
8. Baltimore Banyanators
9. The Steel Curtainites
10. The Revonah Lost Knights
11. The Nitschkes
12. The Yodeling Yossarians


BD Podcast: 2007 Preseason 3

Buff News Entry

12.3MB 64kbps Stereo MP3 27m

This is our fourth 2007-season Brutal Deluxe football podcast. Scott Buffington and I discuss talk about fantasy WRs & TEs. Next week, we'll talk defensive and special teams, and kickers. Stay subscribed!

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BDFL Keepers, Draft Order and Draft 2007

I need everyone's keepers on August 17th, 2007. I mentioned this in the last email I sent when I notified you of the draft date on August 24th, 2007 @ 9pm. Please do not make me chase you this weekend, the other owners need to know you keepers.

Middletown Brewers (aka Hanover Hellions) Keepers:
Reggie Bush and Maurice Jones-Drew
The Hated Theismann's Legs:
Larry Johnson and Ladainian Tomlinson
The Nitschke's
Joseph Addai and Marques Colston
Cyg's Calorie Outlets
Donovan McNabb and Jamal Lewis
The Tramps
Drew Brees and the Baltimore Ravens Defense
Revonah Lost Knights
Tom Brady and Thomas Jones
Yodeling Yossarians
Shaun Alexander and Steve Smith
Baltimore Banyanators
Peyton Manning and Cedric Benson
The Steel Curtainites
Marvin Harrison and Steven Jackson
John Elway's Teeth
Willie Parker and Brian Westbrook
SUCMA Gamehens
Frank Gore and Carson Palmer
Shady Spring Tigers at Charlotte
Marc Bulger and Carolina Panthers Defense

The Draft Order as agreed on if you were in the top 6 last year you are now in the bottom six. The two halves were shuffled.

1. SUCMA Gamebirds
2. Shady Spring @ Charlotte Tigers
3. John Elway's Teeth
4. Cyg's Calorie Outlets
5. Middletown Brewers ( aka Hanover Hellions)
6. The Hated Legs
7. The Tramps
8. Baltimore Banyanators
9. The Steel Curtainites
10. The Revonah Lost Knights
11. The Nitschkes
12. The Yodeling Yossarians

Draft night is Friday, August 24th, 2007 @ 7pm.  Please be prompt. All are welcome to join me at my humble abode where the beer will be flowing freely.  I will provide beer, if you want snacks, bring some.  I may have a few snacks but I am not promising anything because in past years many people have said they were coming over and backed out.  I will drink leftover beer, 150 hotwings and bags of chips I prefer to not have to finish on my own.  The beer is good for my heart, the 10 pounds of snack food is not. If you want to bring snacks, feel free.

You can use Skype, my contact username is scotbuff or just search for Scott Buffington. Skype is wonderful! The chatroom will be available again this year. This is the same chatroom that we have used for the past few years. I also will have a number of my other instant messaging clients available and my cell phone if you should have issues.

Remember the draft skeleton, the majority of you wanted to keep the skeleton in place. Through the first six rounds your roster must include the following players at each position and no more than this number at each position, INCLUDING KEEPERS.

1 QB, 2 RB's, 2 WR's, 1 TE, 1 K & 1DST


BD Podcast: 2007 Preseason 2

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This is our third 2007-season Brutal Deluxe football podcast. Scott Buffington and I discuss talk about fantasy RBs. Next week, we'll talk WRs and TEs. Stay subscribed!

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BD Podcast: 2007 Preseason 1

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This is our second 2007-season Brutal Deluxe football podcast. Scott Buffington and I discuss the official BDFL groups in the free Yahoo! fantasy football games, and talk about fantasy QBs. Next week, we'll talk RBs and look at the HOF activity. Stay subscribed!

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Minor Updates and Fixes

I am beginning to fix a few things that have been broken for a while as well as add a few new features to League website.  For those who read Nitevilla, you recall I added a RSS feed for comments.  The purpose of doing this is because I have a setup that notifies me when someone comments on the website, I am going to use that same setup to notify me of comments here at the BDFL website.  Some folks who use feed readers also might want to keep abreast of conversations at Nitevilla or Brutal Deluxe, so I have made both feeds public.  All you need to do is point your favorite feed reader at Brutal Deluxe's News Comments RSS Feed.  I also finally fixed the links to the Yahoo NFL News Headlines, located along the right side of the web page.  Now when you click on these news items, you will indeed be taken to the news articles.  Yahoo changed their feed format sometime last year and it was throwing the Buff RSS Plugin for a loop when generating the links.

Last year I tried to make a Trade Notification System, which is still active and lurking behind the scenes.  I have a slightly better idea this year for the notification, rather than the scrolling marquee at the bottom of the page.  Too many of the league owners refuse to use a better web browser, so those using IE 6 were experiencing a broken webpage.  This year I am going to have something simple at the top of the page notifying you of trade offers.  Might be a simple image that appears or just some text that gets your attention.  I am still thinking about it.

BD Podcast: 2007 Season Kick-Off - Post-Draft

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This is our first 2007-season Brutal Deluxe football podcast. Scott Buffington and I discuss the NFL, and talk about the rookies to watch for next season. Stay subscribed!

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Middletown Officially Joins BDFL

Buff News Entry
(AP Sportswire - Middletown, PA) - Today the Brutal Deluxe Football League welcomed the Middletown Brewers to the BDFL.  There was little fanfare at the news conference in Middletown, Pennsylvania and some sadness and hope in Hanover, Pennsylvania.  The Middletown Brewers are not a new franchise, but the franchise formally known as the Hanover Hellions.

Owner Scott Buffington succumbing to pressure from S.U.C.M.A. Gamecock owner Kurt Stambaugh's assertion that the team should not be allowed to play games in both Hanover and Middletown.  Stambaugh was obviously more concerned at the political correctness of the Hellion name than he was where the team played games.  Capitalizing on a rule loophole, Stambaugh immediately jumped at the chance to force Buffington to change his teams nicely flowing name.  Buffington denied that the Hellion name was offensive to Witches or Pagans but instead he was celebrating their bravery and strength by choosing the name Hellions.  However Buffington just did not like the sound of Middletown Hellions, so he knew a team name change was in order.  Stambaugh was happy upon hearing the news pointing out that now there were no more offensive team names among the league's franchises.

In Hanover the mood was somewhat somber, but at the same time many of the fans imagined how much their Hellion gear would appreciate in the coming years with no one being able to acquire the old team gear any longer.  Team spirit award winner Andrew Bolin estimated he had at least one year's salary worth of Hanover Hellion gear.  Bolin said that he would start to support the team he owns, the Lost Knights of Revonah from here on out.  Though Bolin admitted he would always have a soft spot in his heart for the franchise formally known as the Hanover Hellions.

Starting with the 2007 Season, the team now known as the Middletown Brewers will begin play using Greenwood Hills Park as their homefield.  Greenfield Hills offers fans a serene setting overlooking a lake and a wet lands sanctuary.  The franchise is leaving it's longtime home field which is located next to the famed Hanover Shoe Horse Farms.

A Knight To Remember: Hellions leave for Middletown

(Hanover Evening Sun - Hanover, PA) As reports of the expected move north of the Hanover Hellions to Middletown PA increased through the week, a massive rally was held in downtown Hanover this evening.  The rally was organized in hopes of keeping the team and it's name in Hanover by members of the Hanover Chapter of Hellion Nation.  The rally began very much in favor of the teams stay.  Things however soon became a bit out of control when an announcement was made by chapter president Shane Geiman.  Geiman addressed the crowd and let the fans know that a move seemed eminent.  An enraged crowd soon became quite vocal but this was just the tip of the ice berg to many a Hellion fan.  Geiman continued to announce that he was resigning his post as chapter president effective immediately and starting a new chapter of Hellion (or soon to be named team name later) Nation in the Mount Wolf /Manchester area, where he has resided for several years now.  "With the teams move to Middletown this seems like a natural choice" Geiman was quoted.  This enraged the masses of Hellion fans present at the rally, things quickly started getting out of hand until Andrew Bolin Revonah Lost Knights head coach/owner took the stage.  Surprising to some but known by many as a charter member of the Hellion Nation, Bolin address the crowd shortly after a large up roaring of boos and near devastation bestowed the square in downtown Hanover.  Bolin quickly quieted the crowd in saying "People people you don't live in Cleveland or Baltimore for that matter....you live in Hanover".  Bolin who recently brought a second team to the Hanover area continued "Why do you think I brought you a team last year? A DIVISION CHAMP and a PLAYOFF team?"  "This very reason is why I brought them here. This isn't Cleveland, Baltimore, or Los Angels....you don't have to wait for another team....you have one and a damn good one!" Bolin concluded as he left the stage to tremendous roars from the once die hardend Hellion crowd.  Soon after Bolin's departure the Lost Knight marching band entered the square from the north playing "Happy Days Are Here Again" as Lost Knight banners dropped from the downtown buildings with blazoned writing saying "Yes Hanover you still have a team".  The evening continued on through the night with local rock bands and fellow BDFL owner Alex Harden jumping in on bass for several sets with the bands.  The night climaxed with a fireworks display that put any seen at Moul Fields to shame.
 
Comments from Bolin after the rally:
 
Bolin confirmed a story that a new "Nation" will arise in the midst of the one left by the Hellions and that it's new chapter president Johnny Bag O'Doughnuts will be installed in the next few weeks.
 
When asked about his relationship with Buffington, will it be "torn" after the team moves?  "No not at all, I have no bones with Buffy, he got me into the league, he knew he couldn't operate things here and live in M-town, he knew this was coming, we all did." said Bolin.  Adding "I was a little disapointed he wasn't here tonight but I am sure he was some what concerned for his safety"
 
Also addressing the S.U.C.M.A. Cocks and the new rivalry.  "S.U.C.M.A. Cocks, oh yes, I take great pleasure in it"
 
As far as Bolin's old devil horned skull cap?  Bolin said "Check eBay, brother!  There's an new set of head gear in town" 

Owner of Cocks Gives Hanover the Bird

Team owner and rules committee member Kurt Stambaugh is up in arms over the team name of the Hanover Hellions.  The Hellions played nearly half their home games in Middletown, Pennsylvania during the 2006 season after team offices relocated to Middletown.  As a courtesy to the new hometown of owner Scott Buffington, several home games were played at Greenwood Hills Park.  However, Kurt Stambaugh, a staunch advocate of political correctness, is seizing the opportunity to use a loophole in league rules, which states home games must be played in the home city of the team or the team has to formally move.  Stambaugh has long been up in arms over the name the Hanover team uses.  He even orchestrated a Wicca  rally of Wiccan's who are offended by the Hellion team name.
 
"The Hanover Hellion team mascot implies that Wiccan's are grim reapers or skulls.  All the fine Wiccan's I know are indeed human.  The moniker the team uses implies an offensive image to myself and many others, particularly those of the Pagan or Wiccan communities.  Obviously the Middletown Hellions just does not roll off the tongue so it is quite obvious a rename of the Hanover slash Middletown team is needed." Stated Kurt Stambaugh, owner of the State University of California-Malibu Adjacent Gamecocks.  
 
It is well known that Buffington has strong ties to his beloved former hometown, Hanover, Pennsylvania.  But Buffington feels equally strong about playing a handful of home games at Greenwood Hills Park.  Since Buffington holds the position of league commissioner, it is expected that he will take Stambaugh's assertions seriously and indeed change the team's name.  
 
Fans of the Hanover Hellions seem to be worried about Buffington being forced to move the team.  Life long fan and team spirit award winner Andrew Bolin, who now owns his own team in the BDFL is torn.  
 
"If the Hellions are forced to move and change their name, at least I will not catch slack from my own team for wearing my Hellions attire on team spirit day." Said Bolin wearing his Hellion devil horned hat.  "It is just sad, I have been a Hellions fan ever since I can remember.  Why can't those crazy liberal Californians leave us alone?" Continued Bolin.  Bolin added that if his Hellions attire becomes useless due to the team moving that he would consider the S.U.C.M.A. Cocks to be arch-rivals, making it his life's goal to beat the Cocks at every opportunity.  
 
Buffington was not available for comment, but a final ruling by the commissioner is expected by the end of April.  Stambaugh has vowed to not let the issue die and said he would continue to press the commissioner to value political correctness and in turn follow league bylaws.

BD Podcast: Season Finale

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This is our 28th and last 2006-season Brutal Deluxe football podcast. Scott Buffington and I discuss Art Monk (again!), review the Pro Bowl, and talk about the second-year fantasy players to watch for next season. The start of the 2007 BDFL podcast season will be in April after the NFL draft; talk to you then!

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Art Monk - 81 Reasons He Belongs in the Hall of Fame

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81 Reasons to Induct Art Monk, lifted from a comment on the Art Monk Hall of Fame Campaign page.

1) 12,721 Receiving Yards (#9 all time, eight years after retirement)

2) 940 Receptions ( was #1, is now #5 eight years after retiring)

3) 68 Receiving Touchdowns (still in top 30, all time)

4) 224 Games played

5) Caught at least one pass in 183 consecutive games (once a record)

6) Helped Washington to three SB victories in four appearances.

7) Three consecutive Pro Bowl Selections

8) “Art was Jerry Rice before Jerry Rice was” – Joe Theismann

9) Record of 106 receptions in 1984 stood for eight years.

10) “Quiet about his work, very loud with his results” - Mark Rypien

11) First to record 106 receptions in one season

12) First to catch at least one pass in 164 consecutive games

13) First to catch more than 900 passes.

14) Caught 58 passes as a rookie, unanimous All-Rookie Selection

15) Redskins 1984 MVP

16) 50 or more reception in a season 9 times

17) 1,000 or more yards receiving in a season 5 times

18) Master of the medium route over the middle, aka “No Man’s Land”

19) First Redskin to produce 3 consecutive 1,000-yard seasons

20) Prototype for the modern receiver

21) 3-time 1st or 2nd team All-NFC Team selection

22) In ‘85, named to the Pro Football Weekly All-Pro Team

23) In ‘85, named to the Associated Press All-Pro Team

24) In ‘85, named to the UPI All-NFL Team

25) In ‘86, named to the UPI All-NFC Team

26) Founded the Good Samaritan Foundation, with teammates.

27) 1, 062 Playoff yards

28) Largent, Lofton and Stallworth are already in.

29) The consummate pro; made the big catch, went back to the huddle.

30) Not a “Hot Dog”; let his play on the field do all the talking.

31) Nicknamed “Money” by teammates, “Artist” by the fans

32) Founded the Student Training Opportunity Program, with teammates

33) Started the Art Monk Football Camp” in 1983, and it’s still going.

34) 16-year career, 0 arrests.

35) Named to TSN’s “100 Greatest Football Players” list

36) Never once disappointed the team or the fans, on the field or off.

37) A first round draft pick that played like a first round draft pick.

38) Has more career catches than anyone currently in the Hall.

39) Putting loud jerks in over Monk sends the wrong message to kids.

40) Art does not lobby to get himself inducted

41) First down machine on 3rd and long

42) Still holds the club record for catches in a season (106)

43) Still holds the club record for passes caught in a game (13, twice)

44) Honored as one of the “Washingtonians of the Year” in 1992

45) Focuses on the forgotten “high school aged” youth in DC.

46) “I don’t know about the criteria, but whatever it is, I believe Art has achieved it” –Joe Theismann

47) “He was big, he was strong, and he was intelligent. He had everything”-Joe Gibbs, HOF inductee

48) “Art Monk was an example for Jerry Rice. That’s what Jerry always told me.”- Ronnie Lott, HOF inductee

49) “There’s nothing negative to say. He has the numbers, the catches, the championships.” –Lott

50) “Spend a day with Art Monk, and your life will improve by 10%”- Theismann

51) “You have a Hall of Fame for all it represents. I know he represents all that it’s about. Integrity, love and passion for the game, community, what he gave back. Look how he conducted himself. Nobody I know deserves it more.” –Lott

52) If he doesn’t get in, they might as well close the Hall.

53) “There was never a classier player in this franchise’s history, or in league history, than Art Monk. You always knew the team would be getting Art Monk’s best effort day in and day out.” –Charlie Casserly

54) “Monk is headed to Canton downhill on roller skates”- Bill Parcells, 1995

55) Only one other player, linebacker Monte Coleman, has been on the field for the Redskins more than Monk.

56) Art Monk is almost as proud of his relative anonymity as he is the record-setting numbers he compiled over a 16-year NFL career.

57) When Monk spoke, it was usually with tough catches in the clutch moments of big games.

58) Nothing came naturally for Monk, who spent countless hours on the practice field and many more behind the projector.

59) I never saw Monk drop a pass. Period.

60) Monk’s 40-yard catch with eight minutes left in the first quarter of SBXXII was Doug Williams’ first completion of what would be a record setting game.

61) Named in a 1992 poll during the team’s 50th Anniversary Season as the most popular Redskin of all time.

62) Participates in a “Kid’s Fishing Day” for underprivileged kids

63) Has performed with the National Symphony Orchestra, reciting children’s fairy tales with musical accompaniment.

64) “He’s more than just his receptions. Few players have been able to achieve what he’s achieved.” –Richie Petitbon

65) “He is a gifted athlete who takes great care of himself. He’s a guy who works at his craft, and responds to any challenge. However, he does it so quietly that his accomplishments are sometimes overlooked.”- Joe Gibbs

66) Selected to the 1989 All-Madden Team

67) Early in his career, Art arranged and scheduled charity basketball games for the Redskins.

68) “I can’t see how a receiver could be more valuable to a team.” –Gibbs

69) Fame is often hard earned. Character is often elusive to define. A man of great character himself, Art Monk encompasses what it means to be a candidate for the Pro Football Hall of Fame.

70) Monk wasn’t a “SportsCenter” type of receiver — more like a “Masterpiece Theatre” type.

71) You wouldn’t see Monk pull out a Sharpie to sign a ball after scoring a touchdown.

72) “He embodied the old school, and for that alone he should be enshrined so that when a father takes his son through the Hall of Fame, he can say, “Son, here is a man who once caught 106 passes in a season when no one was catching 100 passes. Here was a man who caught a pass in 183 straight games. And not once did he ever pull a cell phone out to make a call after any of those catches.” –Thomas Loverro, Washington Times

73) Football is a game of first downs and Monk was the receiver who would move the chains.

74) He has since been passed in this pass-crazy era, but in the context of when he played, Art Monk was a Hall of Fame receiver.

75) He did this while never playing with a Hall of Fame-caliber quarterback.

76) Critics will say Monk benefited from playing in Joe Gibbs’ system. What might be the case is that the Gibbs system benefited from having Monk.

77) “I believe he’s a Hall of Famer. I was a pro scout when he was playing, so it was my job to know who those guys were. I would put Art in that category, but apparently there are a lot of Hall of Fame voters who don’t feel Art Monk was in that category. It’s hard for me to believe they ever saw him play.” –Bill Polian, President Indianapolis Colts

78) He was the anti-Terrell Owens.

79) He was the standard-bearer, the mold-maker and the receiver every team of his era wished they’d had.

80) He’s already a Hall Of Famer off the field.

81) It’s time.


BD Podcast: Super Bowl Review

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This is our 27th 2006-season Brutal Deluxe football podcast. Scott Buffington and I review Super Bowl XLI and talk about some of the Hall Of Fame inductees. Don't forget the Pro Bowl! We'll be back next week for our last podcast of the season.

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BD Podcast: Week 21 - Super Bowl Preview

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This is our 26th 2006-season Brutal Deluxe football podcast. Scott Buffington and I preview the Super Bowl matchup between the Bears and the Colts. We also talk about Super Bowls of years past. Enjoy the game!

Join us in the BDFL War Room during the game!

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BD Podcast: Week 20 - Conference Cha

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This is our 25th (and shortest) 2006-season Brutal Deluxe football podcast. Scott Buffington and I review the NFL's Conference Championship games and not much else! My "recording engineer" hat fell off; I let my recorder prematurely fill up! Scott and I will be back next week with a Super Bowl preview podcast. Go Colts!

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2006 Brutal Deluxe Football League Top 100

Wk#1 through Wk#13
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                                                                                Strt Fan   Avg
  #   Pos Player                                    NFL Bye  Pts Pts   Pts
  1   RB  TOMLINSON,LADAINIAN   SD    3  335 335 27.92
  2   Def CHICAGO               CHI   7  268 268 22.33
  3   QB  MANNING,PEYTON        IND   6  256 256 21.33
  4   Def BALTIMORE             BAL   7  251 251 20.92
  5   RB  JOHNSON,LARRY         KC    3  245 245 20.42
  6   QB  BREES,DREW            NO    7  174 240 20.00
  7   QB  VICK,MICHAEL          ATL   5  156 235 19.58
  8   QB  PALMER,CARSON         CIN   5  223 223 18.58
  9   QB  MCNABB,DONOVAN        PHI   9  222 222 22.20
 10   Def MINNESOTA             MIN   6  103 213 17.75
 11   QB  BRADY,TOM             NE    6  137 206 17.17
 12   Def MIAMI                 MIA   8   43 206 17.17
 13   Def SAN DIEGO             SD    3  205 205 17.08
 14 * Def OAKLAND               OAK   3    0 203 16.92
 15   QB  BULGER,MARC           STL   7  202 202 16.83
 16   Def DALLAS                DAL   3  101 198 16.50
 17 * Def SEATTLE               SEA   5   68 192 16.00
 18   Def PITTSBURGH            PIT   4  191 191 17.36
 19   RB  JACKSON,STEVEN        STL   7  190 190 15.83
 20   Def NEW ENGLAND           NE    6  105 190 15.83
 21   RB  WESTBROOK,BRIAN       PHI   9  177 189 17.18
 22   Def JACKSONVILLE          JAX   6  158 184 16.73
 23   QB  RIVERS,PHILIP         SD    3   80 183 15.25
 24   QB  MANNING,ELI           NYG   4  146 179 14.92
 25   RB  PARKER,WILLIE         PIT   4  178 178 14.83
 26   Def PHILADELPHIA          PHI   9   41 176 14.67
 27   QB  KITNA,JON             DET   8   89 174 14.50
 28   Def BUFFALO               BUF   8   36 173 14.42
 29   QB  FAVRE,BRETT           GB    6    4 173 14.42
 30   Def CAROLINA              CAR   9   74 171 14.25
 31   Def NEW YORK              NYG   4   71 171 14.25
 32   Def DENVER                DEN   4   40 170 14.17
 33 * Def ARIZONA               ARI   9   36 170 14.17
 34 * Def GREEN BAY             GB    6    0 169 14.08
 35   Def NEW ORLEANS           NO    7  102 167 13.92
 36   Def INDIANAPOLIS          IND   6   90 167 13.92
 37   RB  GORE,FRANK            SF    7  166 166 13.83
 38   Def KANSAS CITY           KC    3   74 164 13.67
 39 * Def ST. LOUIS             STL   7   25 163 13.58
 40 * Def CLEVELAND             CLE   6    0 160 13.33
 41   Def ATLANTA               ATL   5  114 158 13.17
 42   QB  DELHOMME,JAKE         CAR   9   83 158 13.17
 43   QB  GROSSMAN,REX          CHI   7   52 158 13.17
 44 * Def SAN FRANCISCO         SF    7    0 157 13.08
 45 * Def NEW YORK              NYJ   9    0 157 13.08
 46   Def CINCINNATI            CIN   5  122 154 12.83
 47   RB  BARBER,TIKI           NYG   4  153 153 12.75
 48   WR  JOHNSON,CHAD          CIN   5  144 153 12.75
 49 * Def TENNESSEE             TEN   7    0 152 12.67
 50 * QB  MCNAIR,STEVE          BAL   7    1 151 12.58
 51   RB  TAYLOR,CHESTER        MIN   6  150 150 12.50
 52   QB  YOUNG,VINCE(R)        TEN   7    0 149 13.55
 53 * Def HOUSTON               HOU   5    0 149 12.42
 54   WR  WAYNE,REGGIE          IND   6  114 147 12.25
 55   RB  ADDAI,JOSEPH(R)       IND   6  142 146 12.17
 56   QB  CARR,DAVID            HOU   5   89 145 12.08
 57   QB  ROETHLISBERGER,BEN    PIT   4   37 145 13.18
 58   QB  ROMO,TONY             DAL   3   77 142 11.83
 59 * Def DETROIT               DET   8    0 142 11.83
 60   QB  PENNINGTON,CHAD       NYJ   9   69 141 11.75
 61   RB  JOHNSON,RUDI          CIN   5  140 140 11.67
 62   WR  JACKSON,DARRELL       SEA   5  138 138 11.50
 63 * Def TAMPA BAY             TB    4   38 138 11.50
 64   RB  BARBER,MARION         DAL   3  124 137 11.42
 65   RB  MCALLISTER,DEUCE      NO    7  109 137 11.42
 66   RB  JONES,KEVIN           DET   8  108 137 12.45
 67   WR  SMITH,STEVE           CAR   9  136 136 13.60
 68   QB  LOSMAN,J.P.           BUF   8   29 136 11.33
 69   WR  OWENS,TERRELL         DAL   3  135 135 11.25
 70   WR  WALKER,JAVON          DEN   4   97 135 11.25
 71   QB  SMITH,ALEX            SF    7   23 135 11.25
 72   WR  HOLT,TORRY            STL   7  134 134 11.17
 73   QB  FRYE,CHARLIE          CLE   6   22 129 10.75
 74   RB  TAYLOR,FRED           JAX   6  111 128 10.67
 75   WR  HARRISON,MARVIN       IND   6  127 127 10.58
 76   WR  DRIVER,DONALD         GB    6  125 127 10.58
 77 * QB  PLUMMER,JAKE          DEN   4    1 127 10.58
 78 * Def WASHINGTON            WAS   8   15 126 10.50
 79 * QB  HUARD,DAMON           KC    3    0 125 13.89
 80   WR  JOHNSON,ANDRE         HOU   5  124 124 10.33
 81   WR  COLSTON,MARQUES(R)    NO    7   81 124 12.40
 82   RB  JONES-DREW,MAURICE(R) JAX   6   93 123 10.25
 83   RB  DUNN,WARRICK          ATL   5  122 122 10.17
 84   RB  JONES,THOMAS          CHI   7  121 121 10.08
 85   RB  GREEN,AHMAN           GB    6  108 121 12.10
 86   RB  BROWN,RONNIE          MIA   8  120 120 10.91
 87   WR  WILLIAMS,ROY          DET   8  120 120 10.00
 88   QB  HASSELBECK,MATT       SEA   5   67 120 15.00
 89 * QB  HARRINGTON,JOEY       MIA   8    0 118 14.75
 90   WR  HOUSHMANDZADEH,T.J.   CIN   5  115 115 11.50
 91   RB  HENRY,TRAVIS          TEN   7   62 114 11.40
 92   RB  LEWIS,JAMAL           BAL   7   53 113  9.42
 93   QB  LEINART,MATT(R)       ARI   9   43 113 12.56
 94   RB  DILLON,COREY          NE    6  112 112  9.33
 95   WR  BURRESS,PLAXICO       NYG   4  108 112 10.18
 96   PK  GOULD,ROBBIE          CHI   7   98 112  9.33
 97   WR  EVANS,LEE             BUF   8   98 111  9.25
 98   WR  BOLDIN,ANQUAN         ARI   9   92 111  9.25
 99 * QB  BRUNELL,MARK          WAS   8   13 111 12.33
100   RB  JONES,JULIUS          DAL   3  110 110  9.17

BD Podcast: Week 19 - Divisional Playoffs

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This is our 24th 2006-season Brutal Deluxe football podcast. Scott Buffington and I review the NFL's Divisional playoff games and look ahead at the conference championship games. We also talk about the current NFL news and make our Super Bowl guesses.

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Saints in the Playoffs

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New Orleans Playoff Appearances:

Year  Round            Opponent      Score  Result   Location

1987  Wild Card     Minnesota      44-10  Loss     Home

1990  Wild Card     Chicago          16-6    Loss     Away

1991  Wild Card     Atlanta             27-20  Loss     Home

1992  Wild Card     Philadelphia  36-20  Loss     Home

2000  Wild Card     St. Louis         31-28  Win       Home

2000  Divisional     Minnesota      31-16  Loss     Away


BD Podcast: Week 18 - Wild Cards

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This is our 23rd 2006-season Brutal Deluxe football podcast. Scott Buffington and I review the NFL's Wild Card playoff games and look ahead at the divisional playoff matchups. We also talk about the current NFL and college football news.

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BD Podcast: Week 17

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This is our 22nd 2006-season Brutal Deluxe football podcast. Scott Buffington and I review the NFL after Week 17 and look ahead at the wild card playoff matchups. We also review some of our preseason hits and misses, and talk about the NFL news this week.

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Ron Dayne Immortalized Brutal Bowl V MVP

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(AP Sportswire - Denver, CO) - The fifth BDFL season completed with John Elway's Teeth defeating the heavily favored Hated Theismann's Legs, 108 to 91.  The game was particularly huge for Ron Dayne who keyed an otherwise sluggish Elway's Teeth offense.  Bill Temple who a week earlier masterfully restructured his entire defense on his way to a semi-final victory this time not only again changed his defense, but he picked Ron Dayne from the waiver wire just days prior to Brutal Bowl V.  Who would have thought that Ron Dayne would not only see major time in the championship game, but dominate it?

The BDFL routinely awards the Brutal Bowl MVP award in the days following the game and this season Ron Dayne was today awarded the MVP.  Dayne, a Heisman Trophy winner, has had a disappointing pro career, but with a Brutal Bowl MVP award he is now immortalized in BDFL history. 

The championship was the crowning achievement for Bill Temple who not only made some bold moves to win multiple BDFL playoff games but also beat the Hated Legs after owner Tom Steck guaranteed victory.  Tom Steck has since denied making the guarantee, but he did successfully earn his team yet another opponent who hates his team.  Temple after the game said that he had no hard feelings toward Tom Steck and denied hating Tom Steck's Theismann's Legs. 

"Nah, I understand his confidence, I mean look at my quarterbacks.  So no I do not hate the Hated Legs", said Temple. 


BD Podcast: Week 16 and Brutal Bowl V Review

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This is our 21th 2006-season Brutal Deluxe football podcast. Scott Buffington couldn't make it, so Andy Bolin and I review Brutal Bowl V & the NFL after Week 16 and look ahead at Week 17. Thanks for filling in, Andy!  Congrats to John Elway's Teeth coach Bill Temple!

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The Hated Legs Broken By John Elway's Teeth

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The Eagles-Cowboys game turned out to be as important to the two teams in Brutal Bowl V as it was to the two NFL teams that played it.   The consistent Brian Westbrook (double-digit BDFL points in almost every start this year) led John Elway's teeth to the coveted BDFL Hood Ornament for the first time.  Theismann's Legs' feared RB combo of LJ and LT was held to 32 points, their second-to-lowest non-bye-week combination of the season.  This and the huge game by the KC defense were other contributors to the Teeth's victory.  Congrats to Coach Bill Temple!

Thanks to everyone for another fun BDFL season!  I believe we're the best fantasy football league in the world.  Kudos to Commissioner Scott Buffington for another smoothly-run season!


Do You Believe in Miracles?

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Yes Virgina...there is a Santa Claus!  If John Elway's Teeth have anything to say about it, after the jolly old elf delievered a huge package a day early in the form of Ron Dayne.  Dayne(27 BDFL points) left the league asking LT who?  Going into tonight's action just seven points seperate the two teams, Teeth 96 - Legs 89, battling it out for the Brutal Bowl .  The Teeth have a fellow running back Brian Westbrook left, while the Hated Legs have wide reciever Reggie Brown.  Is there any magic left?  We'll just have to wait and see...by the looks of it anything can happen!

Tom Steck Guarantees Victory

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(AP Sportswire - Washington, DC) - We are a mere three days away from Brutal Bowl V and the media has flooded into Washington, DC to witness the top ranked Hated Legs face John Elway's Teeth.  This battle of the body parts has really been heating up as both teams have been acting as if they own the town.  The Teeth's Ron Mexico and Matt Hasselbeck have been parading all over town, clubbing it up.  The two quarterbacks have been talking about how the Teeth's two headed monster, pointing to themselves are the primary reason for the team's success.  On the other side, Tom Steck has been doing all the talking and we have yet to see if he can do the walking.

Earlier this evening this reporter was able to arrange an interview with Tom Steck who certainly plays the part of a BDFL owner quite well.  He picked this reporter up in a jet black Mustang and invited me out on the town to see how the Hated Legs owner plays the town.  Owner Tom Steck was clad in an expensive leather jacket and cruised the town, scoping the ladies and living the good life.  Steck drove to a nearby club where a table is always reserved for him and we took a seat.  Shortly after taking our seats Tom Steck spotted Ron Mexico and Matt Hasselbeck who for some odd reason was sporting a bandanna on his head drawing quite a crowd.   Ron was boasting and posing for pictures, as Matt Hasselbeck flashed gang signs at his side.  The two quarterbacks were using I a lot and laughing and dancing about the bar area.

I pointed out to Tom that Mexico and Hasselbeck looked pretty confident and pressed Steck for his feelings.  At that moment Steck sipped his umbrellaed Shirley Temple and said, "They look pretty confident for two guys that are going to spend Brutal Bowl Sunday on the DC turf!"  I asked Steck if I could quote him on that and he continued, "Not only can you quote me on that, you can quote me as saying that I guarantee victory.  The only question yet to be answered is whether the plaque will read the Hated Legs or Theismann's Legs." 

We have had players shave their heads in support of franchises, players promise to play better, players that miraculously turned into goats before our eyes.  But I do believe an owner guaranteeing victory may be a first.  Tune in this holiday weekend to see if the Hated Legs can scramble past the chomping John Elway's Teeth.

BD Podcast: Week 15 and Brutal Bowl V Preview

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This is our 20th 2006-season Brutal Deluxe football podcast. Scott Buffington, Andy Bolin and I review the BDFL conference championships & the NFL after Week 15 and look ahead at Week 16. We also look at the NFL Pro Bowl selections. And then we handicap Brutal Bowl V!

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Deluxe Football Conference Champs!

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On behalf of the Deluxe Football Conference, it's members, teams and owners.  We congratulate John Elway's Teeth on their victory over the defending Brutal Bowl champions the Steel Curtainites and the conference championship.  Best of luck next week verses the Legs.  We look forward to seeing you bring another championship to the Deluxe Football Conference.  The best conference in the BDFL!


Brutal Bowl V

(AP Sportswire) - All that is left is the dotting of "i's" and crossing of the "t's" as the Hated Theismann's Legs and John Elway's Teeth both won their semi-final matchups.  The Hated Legs defeated The Tramps in a workman like performance that saw the Hated Legs doing what they have done all season, running over opponents with LT.  John Elway's Teeth smashed the defending champion Steel Curtainites with a huge defensive performance and a good quarterbacking performance from Ron Mexico as well as a  big rushing performance by fast Willie Parker.

The victory by John Elway's Teeth guaranteed that a new team will grace the BDFL Championship Trophy.  The Hated Legs have been a favorite for several years and have always fallen short.  Having finally made the championship game with perhaps the most feared rushing attack in BDFL history, the Hated Legs are an early favorite in Vegas.  John Elway's Teeth have been putting up large point totals all season long, they have a much more balanced attack than the Hated Legs, but who can argue with success. 

Christmas weekend will see the fifth Brutal Bowl played, be sure to tune in for this battle of the body parts.  Who will win, the legs of Theismann or the teeth of John Elway?


BD Podcast: Week 14

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This is our 19th 2006-season Brutal Deluxe football podcast. Scott Buffington and I review the BDFL divisional playoffs & the NFL after Week 14 and look ahead at Week 15. The BDFL conference championships are last week! Get those picks and full or partial lineups in by the first kickoff of the week, tonight!

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BD Week 14 Podcast Delayed

Scott and I recorded the podcast for this week a day late; it'll be up later today.

Press Release

Lost Knights of Revonah
Front Offices
Hanover, PA 17331
 
 
 
PRESS RELEASE
FOR IMMEDIATE RELEASE
December 7, 2006  23:30:00EST
 
As this report was released and came to my attention during a break in this weeks early action, all I can say is the Lost Knights organization and the Hanover Borough Water Works know of no such tampering of the "drinking water" before the start of this weeks game.
 
The accused however, Commissioner Buffington is in attendance of this weeks game in Hanover.  Since the two teams share the stadium here in Hanover for home games, Buffington has exclusive availability year round to his 50 yard line luxury box.
 
I am assured by my people and Dale Ault (Knights season ticket holder and friend) Commissioner of the Water Department, that the water in Hanover is fine.
 
Big Ben had a great night to night and looked fine......Reuben Droughns however did look like he was doing a lot of running and not between the hashes.
 
Again let me assure the Steelcurtainites and fans that our water is fine.
 
The Lost Knights of Ravonah
Head Coach/Owner
Andrew R. Bolin

Steel Curtainite Gate

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(AP Sportswire, Steeltown USA) Smiles are plenty in Steeltown, 2006 marks the fifth straight season the Steel Curtainites reached the playoffs, a league record, and are seeking an unprecedented fourth title in five years.

“It’s a great time to be playing football.” Coach Amoroso stated as he posed for fans during the annual Curtainite Playoff Fanfest. It’s been an up and down year both on and off the field, but our team stayed focused. We accomplished our first goal of making the playoffs and have two more to reach.” Coach Amoroso could not be reached for further comments as he wanted to get back to the festivities at Fanfest.

In a related story that broke earlier today which seemingly can explain the Curtainites mid season stumble, the AP Newsroom learned that a double secret investigation has been taking place in the Mid Penn Division in the Brutal Football Conference of the BDFL. The investigation started when league founder and team owner Scott Buffington and Brutal Deluxe Podcast Host and team owner Alex Harden called the entire league together to collectively put an end to the Steel Curtainites’ reign of dominance.

Earlier while investigators spoke with the only three time Brutal Deluxe Bowl champion coach, Coach Amoroso commented, “We win. There isn’t much else to say. I think people don’t like us because we have three trophies and three rings while our closest competition has one. Commenting on why the team and organization is so successful, Amoroso stated, “Our team has resolve. A lot of things get said about us during the year and teams put there best against us, but when the dust settles, more time than not, we are the ones left standing. We have seen teams come and go, rule changes, realignment, wannabe champs fold under pressure, jawing, but we keep making the playoffs and winning championships. If anything, Coach Buffington and Harden’s comments fueled us to be more dominant.”

The investigation centers around the three week stretch after the notorious calling of the league. The Curtainites surprisingly lost three straight games to, none other than the Mid Penn Division where Buffington and Harden’s teams reside. Coach Amoroso commented, “We were dumbfounded, the Legs beating us, okay, they are doing some good things there, but the Hellions and the Outlets..,something was amiss.” Amoroso went on to say, “We started dissecting our game plans and found one common thread after the losses...the drinking water.” After testing, it turns out that the Steel Curtainites drinking water for those games appeared to have been tampered with. Amoroso was quoted as saying, “We are not sure at this point what the contaminant was, but I know our players had to use the restrooms 10 fold on those game days compared to any other Sunday. It was literally a blow to all of us, we couldn’t concentrate. During that stretch, we burned, and I mean burned, seven timeouts for poor Eli alone. His cramps where coming and going so often that he couldn’t string together more than three consecutive minutes of playing time.”

Eli was quoted as saying, “We didn’t need points we needed Depends. You try playing when your cramped up and calling plays in the huddle and exerting toxic gases, all you can think about is not cutting loose on the field. It was tough.” The investigator probing the matter could not comment further because the case is still open, but vowed to one day uncover the mystery.

Before Coach Amoroso could get away, one last question was posed as far as a prediction for this year’s playoff run. Coach Amoroso stated while boarding the team bus, words that rang familiar, “We play our brand of football and we set the tone and nobody, nobody changes that. As long as we stay focused and keep Buffington and Harden away from our drinking water, we should be fine.”

BD Podcast: Week 13

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This is our 18th 2006-season Brutal Deluxe football podcast. Scott Buffington and I review the BDFL & NFL after Week 13 and look ahead at Week 14. The BDFL playoffs start next week! Get those full or partial lineups in by the first kickoff of the week, Thursday night!

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Outlets Ready For Playoffs

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[AP Sportswire, Harrisburg, PA]   BDFL team Cyg's Calorie Outlets are set to appear in the BDFL playoffs for the first time after posting their first winning season, which was punctuated by a victory over The Hated Legs in their final regular-season game.  Outlets WR Keyshawn Johnson, the lone Monday-night player of the matchup, called Coach Alex "Cyg" Harden early yesterday to guarantee victory.  "Just give me the damn ball and I'll get those 9 points, " Johnson reportedly said.  According to sources close to Coach Harden, Johnson wanted to make the guarantee public, but Harden ordered silence.  "No one expected us to beat the Legs this week," Harden said, "let's make this a surprise."

Led by first-round-pick Chicago Bears' Defense (268 BDFL points), the Outlets finished this season the opposite of the last two with an 8-5 record.  In their first BDFL playoff game ever, they host a 6-6-1 Tramps team that beat them soundly in week eight, 122-69.  "The only thing good about our performance in that game was that particular point total, " Harden chuckled.  "We had a lot of performances that just didn't add up that week."

With franchise QB Donovan McNabb on IR, the Outlets are still looking for consistency at that position.  Two-week starter J.P. Losman faces a Jets defense that yielded over 300 yards and two TDs to him earlier this season, but Harden isn't convinced Losman can bring home the coveted BDFL Hood Ornament.  However, he's looking at other players to pick up their game.  After a few injury-plagued weeks, WR Santana Moss could be back in the starting lineup for the playoffs.  However, this Outlets team is built around a solid running game (three RBs have more than 110 BDFL points each) and a smothering defense.  The Outlets are hungry and are looking for some fresh meat this playoff season

K-nites III: Knights vs Curtainites In First Round of Playoffs

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(USA TODAY SPORTS Hanover, PA) - For the third time this season these two battle hardened teams will meet yet again.  The Steel Curtainites have handled the Knights in their first two divisional games.  Most recently a 116 to 89 drubbing.
 
"Every time you lose, you die a little bit inside. Not all your organs, maybe just your liver and then a lung… winning is living … losing is slow death." Coach Bolin was heard saying to his Knights during today's team meeting.
 
The Knights with their final regular season victory over the Tramps gave them their first Mid American Division Championship and a first round home playoff game.
 
"If this doesn't light your fire men the pilot light's out, this team is coming into our place in our town...they're standing in our way!" said a fired up Coach Bolin.  "Where else would you rather be than right here, right now!  If we die...we die together...you can get it done...you can get it done...once more you gotta get it done."
 
The streets of Hanover are already filling up with Green and Red.....humm?  Towns all over the world are filling up with Green and Red in support of the Lost Knights.  "You didn't think I pick those colors at random did you?"  Joked Bolin.  "It's that time of season...playoff season!"

Yossarians: Deju Vu All Over Again

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Dateline:  Mt. Holly Springs, PA

 

For a lot of Yossarian fans, the past several weeks have been eerily reminiscent of the miraculous 2004 season in which the team overcame a 0-5 start to sneak in the backdoor ultimately out-hustle the playoff bracket to enter the that exclusive club of Brutal Bowl Champions.  The team is riding the longest active win streak in the league and if not for a league-high 2 ties (one of which a result of a very hung-over head coach), would have claimed its second consecutive division title as a result of its 3-1 division record. 

Though the Yossarians have been in this position before, the team seems to understand that they are facing an uphill battle for sure.  When asked about the team’s pathetic 28.74 power ranking (lowest of all playoff teams), Kicker Jeff Wilkins, one of two current team members from that Brutal Bowl Championship squad, responded, “It’s a bit of a concern, yeah. There are a lot of good teams out there.  We need to step up.  We need to execute. We need to play within ourselves and take it one game at a time.  We can’t look ahead.  We’re in the driver’s seat.  You win or go home.  There’s no tomorrow.  We’re peaking at the right time and hopefully Jesus will help us meet our goal of nothing less than a championship.”  Wilkins, obviously stuck in a cliché loop, eventually pointed out that the 2004 team actually had a lower power ranking than the current team. 

The other holdover from the championship team, running back Shaun Alexander, says he learned a long time ago not to doubt Coach Hoyes.  “You gotta remember I was on that infamous 2003 team that led the league in narcotic violations and suspensions.   Our kicker was feeding the date-rape drug to pre-teens for chrissakes!  We had the worse record in the league that year and then we started the next season off 0-5.  But we turned that around to a championship and made the playoffs the last 3 seasons.”  

 When asked about the playoff berth Coach Hoyes said, “I have no idea how that works.  But if they say we made it, then I guess we did.  Who are we playing?”  When asked about his team’s chances, he responded, “We’re getting healthy at the right time.  Shaun Alexander wasn’t praying hard enough for God to fix his foot so we asked the Pope to say a mass for Shaun’s foot.  That day Shaun went 40-201.  Coincidence?  We’ve got a few more masses scheduled for Rex Grossman to throw more to Bernard Berrian and one schedule to fix Cadillac Williams’, well, to fix everything about Cadillac Williams, he stinks.”  Coach Hoyes refused to answer when asked if he had any surprise moves in store for the playoff run simply stating, “Depends on the Pope.”  

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Lost Knights make Holidays brighter for Tramps mascot.

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(AP Sportswire Easley, South Carolina) - This weeks Tramps opponent The Lost Knights of Revonah have made a generous donation to "Hobo" the Tramps mascot.

After arriving in town for this weekend's match up, the Lost Knights' Coach Bolin became aware of the mascots horrifying story.

Three weeks ago, after the Tramps last home game and 77-58 victory over the Steel Curtianities, "Hobo's" family was kidnapped by ninjas.  "Hobo" who is in desperate need of karate lessons to save his family was seen outside Tramps stadium with a sign telling his plight.   Coach Bolin approached the mascot upon arriving for a "walk through" at the stadium.  After speaking with the ragamuffin Coach Bolin reached in his pocket and handed him a $5 bill.  "I wished him luck and told him he could keep the change" Bolin said.  "I know life is tough down here south of the Mason Dixon" added Bolin "It's the least my organization can do."

Several calls were made to the Tramps front office for a response.  Their returned calls only said that they were unaware of the situation.  "It must have gotten lost in the excitement of making the play-offs" a spokesman was quoted.  "We've been on the road for the last 2 weeks, "Hobo" doesn't join us for the road games, he has a fear of flying and usually sticks to the roads and rails, this is the first we are aware of it"

Fans are left wondering why the organization would abandon "Hobo" in his time of need.  "He's a lovable Tramp" said one local fan.  The fan who decline to be idenified, having a sign of her own as she stood outside the stadium reading "Anyone But Amoroso" concluded that she wished the Tramps organization would have acted quicker to help the poor vagabond.  "I'm just happy Coach Bolin from the Knights helped him, it says a lot for him being a new owner in the league."

The Tramps(6-5-1) host the Lost Knights(6-5-1) this weekend at Tramps Stadium in the final game of the regular season.

 


World United, Anyone But Amoroso

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(AP Sportswire, Iowa City, Iowa) - As the Brutal Deluxe Football League nears the end of another season, the World, which mainly fights about everything from religion and politics to global warming have found a common cause.  That cause, spurred on by BDFL fanatic, TV's Don Becker, is "Anyone But Amoroso".  Becker, a life long State University of California-Malibu Adjacent Gamecocks fan, has had it with Amoroso declaring himself a genius every year. 

"The final straw was the push by Mike Amoroso to have the BDFL Championship Trophy officially named, The Amoroso Trophy", said Don Becker on this weeks Don Becker Show, starring Don Becker.  Becker continued, "Never, and I mean never have I seen anyone want their name splashed on more stuff than Amoroso.  Well except for that guy over at Nitevilla.net who names everything he does after himself."

Becker was fired up and he declared that he was starting a battle cry, "Anyone But Amoroso".  The cry caught on across America and by mid-week the United Nations called an emergency meeting in which everyone agreed, "Anyone But Amoroso."  An AP Poll on Tuesday night found all 442,042 polled except for a lone anonymous voter from Steel City were for "Anyone But Amoroso".  Becker vowed to make it his life's work to continue to fight against Amoroso and his blatant name labeling.

"I plan to use my website, DonBecker.org and my TV show, The Don Becker Show, starring Don Becker to fight this kind of behavior", roared a rowdy Don Becker infront of a large crowd at the annual Don Becker Day rally in his hometown.  Becker gave this heartfelt sign off on this weeks show, "Won't you help stop name abuse use?  For more information check DonBecker.org and show your support for, Anyone But Amoroso.  Until next week, this is Don Becker and thank you for watching The Don Becker Show, starring myself, Don Becker."

The response has been huge, there is not a BDFL town where you do not see "Anyone But Amoroso" signs.  Mike Amoroso was not available for comment, but he was sighted leaving a trophy display store early in the week and MikeAmoroso.com pointed out that Mike Amoroso's coaching rank was tops in the BDFL.  Still, this reporter finds "Anyone But Amoroso kind of catchy and supports it as well.

BD Podcast: Week 12

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This is our 17th 2006-season Brutal Deluxe football podcast. Scott Buffington and I review the BDFL & NFL after Week 12 and look ahead at Week 13. The BDFL playoff picture in the Deluxe conference has come down to the final week of our regular season. Get those full or partial lineups in by the first kickoff of the week, Thursday night!

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BD Podcast: Week 11

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This is our 16th 2006-season Brutal Deluxe football podcast. Scott Buffington and I review the BDFL & NFL after Week 11 and look ahead at Week 12. The BDFL playoff picture is still murky. Get those full or partial lineups in by the first kickoff on Thursday!

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Hanover Gearing Up for Festive Football Madness

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(AP Sportswire, Hanover, PA) - One of the greatest single days for football fans around the country, this year's turkey day kick-off may never have had so much playoff implications as it does for this years local BDFL teams.  The Hanover Hellions and Lost Knights of Revonah are coming into this weekend's action with must win situations to secure play-off spots.
 
The Hellions(3-7-1), with newly acquired GM Mr T, are riding into the weekend after a stunning upset over division foe Cyg's Calorie Outlets.  Despite their dismal record the Hellions are still in the thick of the hunt for the BDFL's final BFC seed.  The Hellions face their fellow division rival and leader The Hated Legs at Hellions Stadium, head coach Scott Buffington is confident about his teams chances "I'm going in (the playoffs) as a bottom seed, I WILL beat The Heated Legs in week one of the playoffs".  A bold statement from a team that needs to beat the Hated Legs on the road to the playoffs.  The Yodelin' Yossarians(3-6-2) currently hold a half game lead for the final BFC spot.  A victory and a Yossarians loss to The Tramps will help the Hellions cause, keeping them alive for their final game of the regular season with the struggling Baltimore Banyanators.
 
The Lost Knights(6-4-1) whose road to the playoffs, much less dramatic than that of the Hellions, is as simple as win and you're in.  Unfortunately for the Knights they must face defending league champ and divisional foe The Steel Curtainties(5-6) who are also fighting for a spot in the playoffs in the BDFL's DFC.  The Curtainites handed the Lost Knights their 2nd loss of the season in week two 108-77.
 
"We've all been chomping at the bit since week two to play these guys again" said Coach Bolin "I've had this weekend circled on the calendar, it's pay back time!"  If the Knights win this weekend they lock up a playoff spot and secure the Mid American Division championship.
 
The Knights have been on a roll since week 4 of the BDFL season, going unbeaten over the last seven weeks.
 
Coach Bolin has declared a "WHITE OUT" at this weeks game against the Curtainites asking all Lost Knight fans coming to the stadium to wear their white jersey's, shirts, hats, and the like to help support the team.  He is also asking for a "CALL OUT" from two popular local pod casters for this weeks game.
 
Other action in Hanover this weekend.  The junior circuit of the BDFL, BDFL Experimental, the 8-3 Experimental Knights play host to 8-3 Fútbol Americano.  Both teams are locked up for the league lead with just two regular season games remaining. One team will come away with the edge for top seed in the Experimental playoffs.

Outlets' New Passer: Losman?

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[AP Sportswire, Harrisburg, PA]  As previously reported, Cyg's Calorie Outlets starting quarterback Donovan McNabb has been lost for the season with a torn ligament in his right knee.  Ironically, on the same day Outlets backup QB J.P. Losman put up his best single-game point total (30) of the season in a performance that scorched the bench.  Of course, this begs the question:  Will Losman start in next week's matchup against John Elway's Teeth?  Will he be the Outlets' QB in their Cinderella playoff run?

At a press conference today Outlets coach Alex "Cyg" Harden, unaccustomed to playoff preparations, seemed perplexed by the thought of starting a QB other than McNabb in this year's playoffs.  "Donovan's been a rock for us almost every week this season," Harden said.  "KJ picked up the slack during his mandatory week off, but when he's shown up, he's played his tail off."  When asked about McNabb's replacement, Harden offered, "of course, we're going to give Jeff Garcia a look.  But at this point, it's J.P.'s job to lose."  Thinking back on that statement, the coach quipped, "Actually, I hope he helps us win."

Losman faces the Jaguars and Chargers at home to wrap up the BDFL regular season.  He has a chance to do well in both games, but Harden is realistic.  "We may give out another gift week or two to our rivals, but this team is going to be ready for the playoffs."  Leaving the podium, he said, "Tell Coach Buffington there's a seat with his name on it at our first playoff game."

Sunday a painful day for BDFL quarterbacks

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(AP Sportswire, Hanover PA) - While cross town rival Hanover Hellions benefited from their opponent's quarterback injury, Lost Knights fans are left scratching their heads over Coach Bolin's decision to start Bret Favre in this weeks game.
 
Favre left the field holding his right elbow late in the second quarter.  Coach Bolin was heard saying on the sidelines "well at least he didn't leave on a cart".
 
Later Bolin explained his logic for the Favre start "What would you all be saying now had I started Kyle and he was the one getting hurt."  "We need Brady healthy for the play-offs" added Bolin. "The last I checked this is a Team game, we don't rely or need one or two guys scoring 30+ points each for us to be in a position to WIN."  Despite the loss of Brady's bench points, The Lost Knights hold a commanding 41 point lead going into tonight's conclusion verses The Nitschke's.  "They have a lot of points to catch up to us and  Tiki (Barber) is gearing up now to pad our lead tonight" Bolin concluded.
 
Although Bolin wouldn't confirm it, many feel the start was a nod to Favre and Nitschke's ties to the Packers.  Earlier in the week coach Bolin was quoted in saying "who better to lead our Team against a Packer than a Packer".
 
The biggest blow came in Cyg's Stadium, where the Calorie Outlets' McNabb suffered a torn ligament in his right knee after tumbling out of bounds in what appears to be a loss to the Hanover Hellions.
 
''That's normally an eight-month-to-a-year injury,'' Outlets coach Alex Harden said of McNabb's torn ACL, ''so he's done for the year.''

That puts McNabb's timetable for recovery anywhere between July and the middle of next season.

It's the third time in five years McNabb's season ended early, and with his average 22.2 points per game gone the Outlets chances of moving deep in the play-offs seem bleak.


Hellions Realize, You Cannot Spell Success Without T

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(AP Sportswire, Hanover) - The Hanover Hellions this week realized they faced a tough decision.  They needed to look at their organization and figure out what was wrong.  It was a tough week, they had to take a hard look at themselves and find out what mistakes the organization had made from the top down.  Lastly, as an organization they had to figure out how they were going to fix the mistakes and take action.

First and foremost the Hellions needed an outside source to lead them on this evaluation.  They decided to bring in the one guy that did not sugar coat the truth and make that guy General Manager.  The Hanover Hellions owner, late Tuesday night placed a call to a man that he had looked up to as a child.  Scott Buffington picked up the phone and called Mr. T. and was ready to do what he had to do to fix what was wrong with his beloved Hellions team.

"I realized that I must have made some mistakes with the organization and that I had to take responsibility for the mistakes I made", said Buffington.  Buffington continued saying, "I had a T-shirt and I emphasize the when I was a kid with Mr. T flexing his bicep printed right on the front.  Man I loved that t-shirt.  I wore it until it flaked entirely away.  You remember when t-shirts used to do that?" 

Buffington was not surprised by the message that Mr. T delivered to him.  After careful analysis of everything that has gone on in the Hellions organization Mr. T came up with one conclusion.  He felt that the Hanover Hellions needed to play Cyg's Calorie Outlets and that doing so would show the light and bring the Hellions closer toward that first step in improving themselves. 

"I looked at the league and after carefully looking at all the teams, all I can say is that I pity the fool that is not playing Cyg's Calorie Outlets.  It was easy to see, this team, Cyg's Calorie Outlets was the answer to any teams problems", said Mr. T.

The Hellions followed Mr. T's advice and not surprisingly it worked!  Soon afterwards the Hanover Hellions brought Mr. T on board as their official General Manager.   Before the game was even over the Hellions had found victory and with victory, found success.

"The Hanover Hellions learned a valuable lesson.  You cannot spell success without  T",  said Mr. T.

BD Podcast: Week 10

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This is our 15th 2006-season Brutal Deluxe football podcast. Scott Buffington, Scott Wood and I review the BDFL & NFL after Week 10 and look ahead at Week 11. We're getting pumped up for the BDFL playoffs.

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BD Podcast: Week 9

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This is our 14th 2006-season Brutal Deluxe football podcast. Scott and I review the BDFL & NFL after Week 9 and look ahead at Week 10. No more bye weeks! Play all your stars!

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BD Podcast: Week 8: Tricks or Treats?

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This is our 13th (how appropriate for Halloween) 2006-season Brutal Deluxe football podcast. Scott and I review the BDFL & NFL after Week 8 and look ahead at Week 9. This is the last bye week of the season!

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BD Podcast: Week 7

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This is our 12th 2006-season Brutal Deluxe football podcast. Scott and I review the BDFL & NFL after Week 7 and look ahead at Week 8. Only a normal bye week this coming week, making it a little easier to find starters!

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BD Podcast: Week 6

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This is our eleventh 2006-season Brutal Deluxe football podcast. Scott and I review the BDFL after Week 6 and briefly review the week that was in the NFL. Then we look at the Week 7 NFL matchups, talking about who to start and sit. It's another jumbo bye week; be prepared! Will we still have an undefeated BDFL team after the middle week of our BDFL season? Will Troy Polamalu tuck his hair away?

Note: I thought I'd only watched the first three quarters of this week's MNF game and stated that in the 'cast. I still had it on the DVR; reviewing the end of the game today, I found I didn't give up on it until when Chicago punted before the offensive series that saw Brian Urlacher strip the ball from Edgerrin James, allowing Chicago to come within 6 points of the Cardinals. So I lasted about 3.5 quarters. ;)

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BD Podcast: Week 5

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This is our tenth 2006-season Brutal Deluxe football podcast. Scott and I look at the BDFL after Week 5 and briefly review the week that was in the NFL. Then we dive into the Week 6 NFL matchups, talking about who to start and sit. It's a jumbo bye week; be prepared!

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BD Podcast: Week 4

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This is our ninth 2006-season Brutal Deluxe football podcast. Scott and I look at the BDFL after Week 4 and the week that was in the NFL, as well as give our picks for Week 5. I talk about getting to see last week's Bills/Vikings game in person.

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Tramps Awarded Win For Week 3

There was an error made by the statisticians tracking the Sunday night game. With 2:31 remaining in the third quarter, Benjamin Watson was credited with a 12-yard reception. But that catch was actually made by tight end Daniel Graham. So the following stats changes have been made:

* Watson: from 6 receptions for 66 yards to 5 for 54 yards
* Graham: from 1 reception for 7 yards to 2 for 19 yards.

This error was corrected earlier this week and it just came to my attention today.  Now most box scores reflect this change as well. So I have updated the stats for the BDFL.  As a result, the game between the Hanover Hellions and the Tramps is no longer a tie.  The Tramps won 112 points to the Hellions 111 points.   If you still notice the old score anywhere, be aware that it will update at the conclusion to this weeks games.  The standings page already reflects the correct outcome.

Tramps Dangle Bell?

Tramps Dangle Bell?

 

 As Reported by The Easley Progress

            Undefeated after three weeks in the BDFL sounds great, but for the struggling Tramps 1-0-2, this season is anything but grand. The team has two quarterbacks currently on their roster and neither one of them has stepped up to prove they are the leader. “We basically have a two headed monster at this point” said Coach Vamp.

            But the real weakness of this team appears to be the questionable Wide Receivers position. Javon Walker and Derrick Mason have both stepped up their games, but have yet to provide any real confidence among the coaching staff. Hines Ward has been hobbled by injuries and his production has been an area of concern for the offensive minded Tramps. “Any time you have healthy Hines Ward in the lineup you have a chance of having a fantastic fantasy week, we as a football staff have to get Hines healthy”, Coach Vamp recently said at his weekly press conference.

            The concerns over Hines Ward health prompted the Tramps to acquire the often-distractible Randy Moss off waivers from the Hellions this pass Thursday. “ Randy will start this week, we need to see what he has left in the tank”, Coach Vamp said when asked about the controversial Wide Receiver. Coach Vamp elaborated “ Randy was a keeper in this league a few years back, we need production from the wide outs on our football squad and Randy has proven in the past he is capable of producing.”

            Even with the Moss pickup and the anticipation of a healthy Hines Ward sources close to the Tramps situation have heard rumblings about the notion of moving running back Tatum Bell for a emerging receiver or a establish hard throwing quarterback. Coach Vamp even went so far as to say “ Look at the strength of this team, we have the best running backs in our history as a franchise!” “Tatum is a big part of that, so is DeShaun Foster, both of these guys could bring us much needed depth.” “ Edgerrin James and Ronnie Brown are our workhorses and that means Tatum and DeShaun have to wait in line to get carries.” “ Tatum and DeShaun are both too valuable to be inactive on any BDFL roster!” It should also come as no surprise to anyone familiar with the Tramps organization that Coach Vamp did not mention rookie Jerious Norwood. Coach Vamp has been long enamored by Norwood and has done everything in his power to keep him on the roster. This desire to keep Norwood a Tramp “may actually be the reason why Tatum and DeShaun could be available,” quoted a league source that wish’s to stay anonymous.

            No matter how you view the current situation around the Tramp Camp, one thing is certain Coach Vamp will be making the moves necessary to keep the Tramps in contention.


BD Podcast: Week 3

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This is our eighth 2006-season Brutal Deluxe football podcast. Scott and I look at the BDFL after Week 3 and the week that was in the NFL, as well as give our picks for Week 4. We reflect on the HUGE game in New Orleans, which we emphatically called last week.

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Hasselbeck Responds To Coach's Calling Out, Hellions Fall 1 Short

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(AP Sportswire) - Last week Hanover Hellions Coach Scott Buffington called out Matt Hasselbeck on his weekly podcast, saying that if his production did not pickup he was going to bench the quarterback who led his Hellions to the Brutal Bowl last season. 

Buffington basically said that he did not like the player's connections to "The View" TV show and that Hasselbeck's play was costing his team wins.  Matt Hasselbeck had little to say about the comments, pointing out that he was shamefully affiliated with the lousy TV show via his brother's marriage and that he would probably bench himself if he could.

"All I can do is play better and hope the show gets cancelled", said Hasselbeck. 

The calling out by Buffington seemed to make a difference, Hasselbeck responded with the highest point total of the week for any quarterback in the BDFL by throwing 5 TDs.  Unfortunately the Hellions could not muster a win, instead opting for a hardfought and bloody tie to the Tramps.  With the Hated Theismann's Legs again winning, the Hellions are already finding themselves in the basement of the Mid Penn division.  Buffington still seemed to lay the blame on Hasselbeck.

"That show is still on the air as far as I know, and if you take away one of Matt's three interceptions, we win", said a disgruntled Buffington.  Never a coach that shyed away from calling out his players, Buffington was particularly hurt by the tie since Monday night's showdown marked the official unveiling of the John Carney statue.  The owner/coach agreed to build the Carney statue when he led the Hellions past the SUCMA Gamecocks last season with a stirring performance in which he guaranteed victory and delivered.  Despite the calling out, the rest of the Hellions seemed behind Buffington.

"He's a players coach, I dreamed of playing here!" Said Reggie Bush when asked if Buffington was out of line. 

"If I were Matt, I would shave my head and get my game on.  It is embarassing that he is affiliated with that TV Show and now he is letting us all down", said Randy Moss.

The Hellions face the Nitschke's this week and no doubt Matt Hasselbeck will be under the microscope again.

BD Podcast: Week 2

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This is our seventh 2006-season Brutal Deluxe football podcast. Scott and I look at the BDFL after Week 2 and the week that was in the NFL, as well as give our picks for Week 3. Sneak preview - the home team will win in the NFL's return to The Big Easy.

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BD Podcast: Week 1

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This is our sixth 2006-season Brutal Deluxe football podcast. Scott and I look at the BDFL after our first week of regular season games! We also review the various NFL pre-game shows, the week 1 NFL games themselves, and our picks for week 2. Of course, we have opinions about who to start and sit as well.

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BD Podcast: Preseason 4

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This is our fifth 2006-season Brutal Deluxe football podcast. Scott and I barely review this week's NFL preseason games and take a look at underrated players on the Yahoo! Sports player ranking lists. We also share our picks for the NFL's Week 1 action!

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BD Podcast: 2006 Preseason 3

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This is our fourth 2006-season Brutal Deluxe football podcast. Scott and I review this week's NFL preseason games and last Friday's BDFL Draft. I talk about the new football-related movie Invincible. And we both are ready for the season to begin.

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BDFL Draft 2006 By Round



  Rd# Franchise                   Pos Player              Team
----- --------------------------- --- ------------------- ----
 1.01  4. The Tramps              RB  BROWN,RONNIE        MIA
 1.02 12. The Steel Curtainites   RB  JACKSON,STEVEN      STL
 1.03 10. Lost Knights of Revonah QB  BRADY,TOM           NE
 1.04  7. Baltimore Banyanators   RB  PORTIS,CLINTON      WAS
 1.05  6. Yodelin' Yossarians     RB  WILLIAMS,CARNELL    TB
 1.06 11. The Nitschke's          RB  ADDAI,JOSEPH        IND
 1.07  8. John Elway's Teeth      RB  PARKER,WILLIE       PIT
 1.08  2. Cyg's Calorie Outlets   Def CHICAGO             CHI
 1.09  5. S.U.C.M.A. Cocks        RB  JORDAN,LAMONT       OAK
 1.10  3. Theismann's Legs        QB  CULPEPPER,DAUNTE    MIA
 1.11  1. Hanover Hellions        RB  BUSH,REGGIE         NO
 1.12  9. Shady Spring Tigers     Def CAROLINA            CAR

  Rd# Franchise                   Pos Player              Team
----- --------------------------- --- ------------------- ----
 2.01  9. Shady Spring Tigers     RB  MCGAHEE,WILLIS      BUF
 2.02  1. Hanover Hellions        Def SEATTLE             SEA
 2.03  3. Theismann's Legs        Def TAMPA BAY           TB
 2.04  5. S.U.C.M.A. Cocks        RB  GORE,FRANK          SF
 2.05  2. Cyg's Calorie Outlets   RB  LEWIS,JAMAL         BAL
 2.06  8. John Elway's Teeth      WR  CHAMBERS,CHRIS      MIA
 2.07 11. The Nitschke's          WR  DRIVER,DONALD       GB
 2.08  6. Yodelin' Yossarians     QB  DELHOMME,JAKE       CAR
 2.09  7. Baltimore Banyanators   WR  BOLDIN,ANQUAN       ARI
 2.10 10. Lost Knights of Revonah Def INDIANAPOLIS        IND
 2.11 12. The Steel Curtainites   QB  MANNING,ELI         NYG
 2.12  4. The Tramps              Def BALTIMORE           BAL

  Rd# Franchise                   Pos Player              Team
----- --------------------------- --- ------------------- ----
 3.01  4. The Tramps              QB  BREES,DREW          NO
 3.02 12. The Steel Curtainites   TE  HEAP,TODD           BAL
 3.03 10. Lost Knights of Revonah WR  JACKSON,DARRELL     SEA
 3.04  7. Baltimore Banyanators   RB  JONES,JULIUS        DAL
 3.05  6. Yodelin' Yossarians     WR  WAYNE,REGGIE        IND
 3.06 11. The Nitschke's          Def JACKSONVILLE        JAX
 3.07  8. John Elway's Teeth      RB  WESTBROOK,BRIAN     PHI
 3.08  2. Cyg's Calorie Outlets   WR  MOSS,SANTANA        WAS
 3.09  5. S.U.C.M.A. Cocks        PK  VINATIERI,ADAM      IND
 3.10  3. Theismann's Legs        WR  HOUSHMANDZADEH,T.J. CIN
 3.11  1. Hanover Hellions        WR  MOSS,RANDY          OAK
 3.12  9. Shady Spring Tigers     QB  BULGER,MARC         STL

  Rd# Franchise                   Pos Player              Team
----- --------------------------- --- ------------------- ----
 4.01  9. Shady Spring Tigers     WR  HORN,JOE            NO
 4.02  1. Hanover Hellions        WR  WALKER,JAVON        DEN
 4.03  3. Theismann's Legs        TE  CRUMPLER,ALGE       ATL
 4.04  5. S.U.C.M.A. Cocks        WR  JOHNSON,ANDRE       HOU
 4.05  2. Cyg's Calorie Outlets   WR  GALLOWAY,JOEY       TB
 4.06  8. John Elway's Teeth      QB  VICK,MICHAEL        ATL
 4.07 11. The Nitschke's          TE  SHOCKEY,JEREMY      NYG
 4.08  6. Yodelin' Yossarians     TE  COOLEY,CHRIS        WAS
 4.09  7. Baltimore Banyanators   WR  BURRESS,PLAXICO     NYG
 4.10 10. Lost Knights of Revonah TE  GONZALEZ,TONY       KC
 4.11 12. The Steel Curtainites   WR  WILLIAMS,ROY        DET
 4.12  4. The Tramps              WR  MASON,DERRICK       BAL

  Rd# Franchise                   Pos Player              Team
----- --------------------------- --- ------------------- ----
 5.01  4. The Tramps              TE  WITTEN,JASON        DAL
 5.02 12. The Steel Curtainites   Def WASHINGTON          WAS
 5.03 10. Lost Knights of Revonah WR  JONES,MATT          JAX
 5.04  7. Baltimore Banyanators   PK  RACKERS,NEIL        ARI
 5.05  6. Yodelin' Yossarians     Def ATLANTA             ATL
 5.06 11. The Nitschke's          PK  VANDERJAGT,MIKE     DAL
 5.07  8. John Elway's Teeth      PK  KASAY,JOHN          CAR
 5.08  2. Cyg's Calorie Outlets   PK  GRAHAM,SHAYNE       CIN
 5.09  5. S.U.C.M.A. Cocks        TE  DAVIS,VERNON        SF
 5.10  3. Theismann's Legs        WR  BROWN,REGGIE        PHI
 5.11  1. Hanover Hellions        TE  WATSON,BEN          NE
 5.12  9. Shady Spring Tigers     TE  MCMICHAEL,RANDY     MIA

  Rd# Franchise                   Pos Player              Team
----- --------------------------- --- ------------------- ----
 6.01  9. Shady Spring Tigers     PK  ELAM,JASON          DEN
 6.02  1. Hanover Hellions        PK  BROWN,JOSH          SEA
 6.03  3. Theismann's Legs        PK  AKERS,DAVID         PHI
 6.04  5. S.U.C.M.A. Cocks        Def CINCINNATI          CIN
 6.05  2. Cyg's Calorie Outlets   TE  MILLER,HEATH        PIT
 6.06  8. John Elway's Teeth      Def MIAMI               MIA
 6.07 11. The Nitschke's          QB  ROETHLISBERGER,BEN  PIT
 6.08  6. Yodelin' Yossarians     PK  WILKINS,JEFF        STL
 6.09  7. Baltimore Banyanators   TE  SMITH,L.J.          PHI
 6.10 10. Lost Knights of Revonah RB  JONES,THOMAS        CHI
 6.11 12. The Steel Curtainites   PK  MARE,OLINDO         MIA
 6.12  4. The Tramps              PK  TYNES,LAWRENCE      KC

  Rd# Franchise                   Pos Player              Team
----- --------------------------- --- ------------------- ----
 7.01  4. The Tramps              RB  FOSTER,DE'SHAUN     CAR
 7.02 12. The Steel Curtainites   RB  DROUGHNS,REUBEN     CLE
 7.03 10. Lost Knights of Revonah QB  BLEDSOE,DREW        DAL
 7.04  7. Baltimore Banyanators   RB  BELL,MIKE           DEN
 7.05  6. Yodelin' Yossarians     RB  GREEN,AHMAN         GB
 7.06 11. The Nitschke's          RB  BARLOW,KEVAN        NYJ
 7.07  8. John Elway's Teeth      RB  DAVIS,DOMANICK      HOU
 7.08  2. Cyg's Calorie Outlets   RB  JONES,KEVIN         DET
 7.09  5. S.U.C.M.A. Cocks        WR  EVANS,LEE           BUF
 7.10  3. Theismann's Legs        RB  RHODES,DOMINIC      IND
 7.11  1. Hanover Hellions        RB  BROWN,CHRIS         TEN
 7.12  9. Shady Spring Tigers     WR  STALLWORTH,DONTE'   NO

  Rd# Franchise                   Pos Player              Team
----- --------------------------- --- ------------------- ----
 8.01  9. Shady Spring Tigers     QB  LEFTWICH,BYRON      JAX
 8.02  1. Hanover Hellions        RB  TAYLOR,FRED         JAX
 8.03  3. Theismann's Legs        WR  MUHAMMAD,MUHSIN     CHI
 8.04  5. S.U.C.M.A. Cocks        QB  MCNAIR,STEVE        BAL
 8.05  2. Cyg's Calorie Outlets   QB  WARNER,KURT         ARI
 8.06  8. John Elway's Teeth      WR  SMITH,ROD           DEN
 8.07 11. The Nitschke's          WR  GLENN,TERRY         DAL
 8.08  6. Yodelin' Yossarians     WR  BURLESON,NATE       SEA
 8.09  7. Baltimore Banyanators   RB  BENSON,CEDRIC       CHI
 8.10 10. Lost Knights of Revonah WR  KENNISON,EDDIE      KC
 8.11 12. The Steel Curtainites   RB  WILLIAMS,DEANGELO   CAR
 8.12  4. The Tramps              RB  BELL,TATUM          DEN

  Rd# Franchise                   Pos Player              Team
----- --------------------------- --- ------------------- ----
 9.01  4. The Tramps              WR  EDWARDS,BRAYLON     CLE
 9.02 12. The Steel Curtainites   WR  WILFORD,ERNEST      JAX
 9.03 10. Lost Knights of Revonah TE  CLARK,DALLAS        IND
 9.04  7. Baltimore Banyanators   WR  BRUCE,ISAAC         STL
 9.05  6. Yodelin' Yossarians     QB  RIVERS,PHILIP       SD
 9.06 11. The Nitschke's          QB  GREEN,TRENT         KC
 9.07  8. John Elway's Teeth      QB  PLUMMER,JAKE        DEN
 9.08  2. Cyg's Calorie Outlets   WR  JOHNSON,KEYSHAWN    CAR
 9.09  5. S.U.C.M.A. Cocks        WR  COLES,LAVERANUES    NYJ
 9.10  3. Theismann's Legs        WR  MCCARDELL,KEENAN    SD
 9.11  1. Hanover Hellions        WR  BENNETT,DREW        TEN
 9.12  9. Shady Spring Tigers     RB  MARONEY,LAURENCE    NE

  Rd# Franchise                   Pos Player              Team
----- --------------------------- --- ------------------- ----
10.01  9. Shady Spring Tigers     TE  WINSLOW,KELLEN      CLE
10.02  1. Hanover Hellions        WR  ROBINSON,MARCUS     MIN
10.03  3. Theismann's Legs        QB  CARR,DAVID          HOU
10.04  5. S.U.C.M.A. Cocks        RB  WHITE,LENDALE       TEN
10.05  2. Cyg's Calorie Outlets   RB  DUCKETT,T.J.        WAS
10.06  8. John Elway's Teeth      Def DALLAS              DAL
10.07 11. The Nitschke's          WR  WILLIAMSON,TROY     MIN
10.08  6. Yodelin' Yossarians     Def NEW YORK            NYG
10.09  7. Baltimore Banyanators   Def PHILADELPHIA        PHI
10.10 10. Lost Knights of Revonah Def ARIZONA             ARI
10.11 12. The Steel Curtainites   QB  BRUNELL,MARK        WAS
10.12  4. The Tramps              QB  KITNA,JON           DET

  Rd# Franchise                   Pos Player              Team
----- --------------------------- --- ------------------- ----
11.01  4. The Tramps              RB  NORWOOD,JERIOUS     ATL
11.02 12. The Steel Curtainites   Def SAN DIEGO           SD
11.03 10. Lost Knights of Revonah PK  REED,JEFF           PIT
11.04  7. Baltimore Banyanators   WR  BRANCH,DEION        NE
11.05  6. Yodelin' Yossarians     WR  BASKETT,HANK        PHI
11.06 11. The Nitschke's          WR  JUREVICIUS,JOE      CLE
11.07  8. John Elway's Teeth      WR  BRYANT,ANTONIO      SF
11.08  2. Cyg's Calorie Outlets   Def DENVER              DEN
11.09  5. S.U.C.M.A. Cocks        Def NEW ENGLAND         NE
11.10  3. Theismann's Legs        PK  KAEDING,NATE        SD
11.11  1. Hanover Hellions        Def KANSAS CITY         KC
11.12  9. Shady Spring Tigers     Def MINNESOTA           MIN

  Rd# Franchise                   Pos Player              Team
----- --------------------------- --- ------------------- ----
12.01  9. Shady Spring Tigers     PK  LONGWELL,RYAN       MIN
12.02  1. Hanover Hellions        TE  FRANKS,BUBBA        GB
12.03  3. Theismann's Legs        TE  MILI,ITULA          SEA
12.04  5. S.U.C.M.A. Cocks        TE  STEVENS,JERRAMY     SEA
12.05  2. Cyg's Calorie Outlets   WR  GIVENS,DAVID        TEN
12.06  8. John Elway's Teeth      TE  HILTON,ZACH         NO
12.07 11. The Nitschke's          QB  CUTLER,JAY          DEN
12.08  6. Yodelin' Yossarians     PK  GOSTKOWSKI,STEPHEN  NE
12.09  7. Baltimore Banyanators   QB  FAVRE,BRETT         GB
12.10 10. Lost Knights of Revonah RB  BARBER,MARION       DAL
12.11 12. The Steel Curtainites   WR  MOULDS,ERIC         HOU
12.12  4. The Tramps              WR  BOOKER,MARTY        MIA

BDFL Draft Tonight!

The beer is on ice, courtesy of Samuel Adams, Pyramid Brewery and the Brutal Deluxe Brewery.  Tonight rings in the fourth annual Brutal Deluxe Football League Draft.  The draft starts at 7pm sharp and the following is the draft order.  See you in the Chatroom (war room), unless of course you are joining us live here at the headquarters or via Skype.

1. The Tramps
2. Steel Curtainites
3. Lost Knights of Revonah
4. Baltimore Banyanators
5. Yodelin' Yossarians
6. The Nitschkes
7. John Elway's Teeth
8. Cyg's Calorie Outlets
9. S.U.C.M.A. Gamecocks
10. "The Hated" Theismann's Legs "and I do mean hated"
11. Hanover Hellions
12. Shady Spring Tigers

Remember the draft skeleton is in place through the first six rounds, your roster must include the following players at each position and no more than this number at each position, including keepers.

1 QB, 2 RB's, 2 WR's, 1 TE, 1 K & 1 DST

The following is the official keepers for each team.

Hanover Hellions:
Matt Hasselbeck and Rudi Johnson
The Tramps:
Hines Ward and Edgerrin James
Shady Spring Tigers:
Warrick Dunn and Chad Johnson
The Hated Theismann's Legs:
Larry Johnson and Ladainian Tomlinson
The Nitschkes:
Terrell Owens and Deuce McAllister
Cyg's Calorie Outlets:
Donovan McNabb and Corey Dillon
Steel Curtainites:
Marvin Harrison and Chester Taylor
Baltimore Banyanators:
Peyton Manning and Pittsburgh Defense
SUCMA Gamecocks:
Torry Holt and Carson Palmer
Yodeling Yossarians:
Steve Smith and Shaun Alexander
John Elway's Teeth:
Larry Fitzgerald and Antonio Gates
Lost Knights of Revonah:
Jay Feeley and Tiki Barber

BD Podcast: 2006 Preseason 2

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This is our third 2006-season Brutal Deluxe football podcast. Scott and I review this week's NFL preseason games. We continue to size up the fantasy landscape and look forward to this Friday's BDFL Draft!

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Tramps get busy!

Press Statement:

Today, August the 22nd 2006 the might Tramps football club is pleased to announce that it has hired David Lewis as head of its scouting department. David Lewis has close ties to the Tramps owner and has run several successful (and not so successful) fantasy teams. Often David Lewis can be found in fantasy leagues that are affiliated with the Nitevilla website and usually chooses the safe name of Dave’s Boingers as his team moniker.

David Lewis will immediately be in charge of the Tramps upcoming 2006 draft and will represent the Tramps in the online war room this Friday.

Owner Ray “ streeter” Vampran had the following comments:

“ David Lewis is a damn good football man and I am pleased to have him aboard. I first dangled this position to him at Turner Field as we watched a game between the Braves and Red Sox’s. Something about him in a Braves shirt and a Bo-Sox’s hat told me this guy could split his loyalties between his own fantasy teams in other leagues and running my Tramps organization.”

David Lewis was unavailable for comments (due perhaps to the recent Yankee’s 5 game sweep).

BDFL Keepers 2006

I am going to begin listing keepers for the 2006 season.  Those who have not notified me have a limited time, say until Monday evening.   Do not make me wait though, notify me ASAP.  Everyone was notified via email, I should not have to  come looking for you.  If I do not hear from you by Monday night, I pick your keepers.  Let's be fair to those who notified the league in a timely manor.

Hanover Hellions:
Matt Hasselbeck and Rudi Johnson
The Tramps:
Hines Ward and Edgerrin James
Shady Spring Tigers:
Warrick Dunn and Chad Johnson
The Hated Theismann's Legs:
Larry Johnson and Ladainian Tomlinson
The Nitschkes:
Terrell Owens and Deuce McAllister
Cyg's Calorie Outlets:
Donovan McNabb and Corey Dillon
Steel Curtainites:
Marvin Harrison and Chester Taylor
Baltimore Banyanators:
Peyton Manning and Pittsburgh Defense
SUCMA Gamecocks:
Torry Holt and Carson Palmer
Yodeling Yossarians:
Steve Smith and Shaun Alexander
John Elway's Teeth:
Larry Fitzgerald and Antonio Gates
Lost Knights of Revonah:
Jay Feeley and Tiki Barber

BD Podcast: 2006 Preseason 1

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This is our second 2006-season Brutal Deluxe football podcast. Scott and I review the first full week of NFL preseason games. Some rookies made an impact, and some veterans looked good as well. Listen to see what we think. Also, Scott makes his yearly case for overlooked players who should be in the Hall Of Fame.

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BDFL Draft Order 2006

The draft order for the Brutal Deluxe Football League has been randomly selected per half.  I made the change that guaranteed you would appear in the top half if last season you were in the bottom half, then numbered each team and randomly selected numbers.

1. The Tramps
2. Steel Curtainites
3. Lost Knights of Revonah
4. Baltimore Banyanators
5. Yodelin' Yossarians
6. The Nitschkes
7. John Elway's Teeth
8. Cyg's Calorie Outlets
9. S.U.C.M.A. Gamecocks
10. "The Hated" Theismann's Legs "and I do mean hated"
11. Hanover Hellions
12. Shady Spring Tigers

We will be utilizing a snake or serpentine draft in which owner's selections in each round are done in the reverse order of the previous round for 12 rounds. Each owner in a league is given a draft position of 1 to 12. In Round 1 the owner with draft position 1 selects first, then 2, 3 and so on to the owner with draft position 12. In Round 2 this is reversed. The owner with draft position 12 selects first, then 11, 10 and so on down to the owner with draft position 1. This 1-12, 12-1 process continues throughout the draft. This provides a fairer distribution on players to all teams in the league.

Each team must complete the following draft skeleton of 1 QB, 2 RB's, 2 WR's, 1 TE, 1 K & 1 DST filled within the first 6 rounds, your keepers apply to the skeleton. The last six rounds can be used for any selections. Having the skeleton in place will stop owners from loading up on positions, such as drafting 5 wideouts in the first 5 rounds.

BDFL Draft 2006

The 2006 Brutal Deluxe Football League draft will take place at 7:00pm on Friday, August 25th, 2006. We will again utilize the War Room, the same chat room that we used last season. I have upgraded to a newer version of the chatroom, so please test it out in advance to make sure it works for you. As I mentioned previously, everyone is welcome to join myself here at Brutal Deluxe Headquarters (my home), the more the merrier. If you do not have my home address from prior emails, let me know and I will provide you the address.  My home is easy to find right off of 283.  I am also going to offer you the choice of using Skype, all you need is a microphone we can chat just like we were on the phone.  My username is scotbuff on Skype and we can chat in advance to test it if you would like to use it.  If you intend to use Skype, let me know in advance so we can make sure it works for you.

I need each owner to RSVP to me on whether you will be attending. If you cannot attend, provide me with a wish list and I will try to provide you with the best draft I can. Previous years we have done this and have faired quite well for any owner that was unable to attend. I really need to hear from everyone, either comment on this post, email me or post on the forums

I will be updating the Rules section of the website to include the following new rules regarding the draft and smaller rosters.  This season we are trimming the draft to only 12 rounds, so that each team after 12 rounds of drafting would have 14 players (12 drafted + 2 keepers).  That would increase the free agent pool by 24 players since each team would be drafting 2 less positions.  The draft skeleton is also changing so that a team would have to fulfill the following roster requirement (keepers + draft):  at least 1 QB, 2 RB's, 2 WR's, 1 TE, 1 K & 1 DST.  This skeleton accounts for 8 players and would have to be filled in the first 6 rounds.  This leaves each team with 6 draft picks to pick whatever they wanted.

Lastly, I will need to hear from everyone by August 18th with the two players you intend to keep this season. I do not need to know this until August 18th, this will give everyone a week to devise a draft strategy, particularly those who will be unable to join us on draft night. I hope everyone can attend and even more I hope to see you here at the house. There will be beer and at least snack food. If anyone would like to volunteer wings, that would save me the time of trying to get some.  At the conclusion of the draft I will get the rosters posted as soon as possible.  I realize the draft is a little earlier this season than last, but that is what you voted for.


Draft Date Poll 2006

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Looking for the Draft Date Poll for 2006?  You can find it here.  It is that time of year again, time to vote for when you would like to have a fun evening of beer (including homebrew), snacks and nothing but football talk.  In the next few weeks we will be generating the draft order, setting the date when keepers are to be announced and of course finalizing the date and time of the draft.

This weekend I will be working on the trade bait section that will be showing up in your Owner's Box when you login to the website.  A Front Office link will also be added that will give you contact information for the other owners.  If any of you notice any problems with the website, please let me know and I will do what I can to remedy the issue.  Let's get ready to GET IT ON!

BD Podcast: 2006 Pre-Preseason

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This is our first official 2006-season Brutal Deluxe football podcast. Scott and I review the state of the NFL as the teams head off to minicamp. What faces in new places and rookies should you be looking at as preseason games begin? Listen to see what we think.

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Podcast Listener Survey

For those that stop by the website now and then, you may have noticed the Listener Survey link along the right side of the website.  Alex and I would like to encourage anyone that has listened to the podcast to take the Listener Survey.  The survey takes only a few minutes and would help Alex and I understand our listening audience a little better.

Though we do not have a concrete date set, you can expect that the weekly Brutal Deluxe Football Podcasts will be coming your way soon.  Mini-camps are underway and pre-season is just around the corner, and here at the Brutal Deluxe Football League we definitely have football on the mind.  Let's get ready for some football!

The Wheels at Quarterback U Keep Turning

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With 2 of the top 3 quarterbacks in fantasy football last year the Baltimore Banyanators have yet to name their starter for 2006.  "When looking over our roster the only 2 keepers I can fathom are Peyton Manning and Tom Brady", said Banyanators Head of Football Operations Kurt Albin.  Albin went on to say, "It would be an unprecidented move to keep 2 quarterbacks for the upcoming draft, but what are we to do when the next best talent on our team happens to be our cheerleaders.  Hell, Carson Palmer was the best QB in fantasy football last year and he's a cripple now.  That means the Banyanators hold the World Tag Team Champs of Fantasy QBs."

Albin went on for several more minutes about cheerleaders and flashy title belts, but what does all this mean?  Insiders close to the Banyanators have leaked that the Banyanators are very serious about dealing Peyton Manning or Tom Brady prior to the draftThey want a quality Runningback in return.  Insiders say the Banyanators front office deems quality in terms of 2005 fantasy point totals.  The banyanators want a runningback that had equivalent or close to points totals of Peyton Manning or Tom Brady.  The Banyanators would also consider giving up one of these players for a 1st round draft pick.

BD Podcast: 2006 Special - NFL Draft Review

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This is a special pre-2006-season Brutal Deluxe football podcast. Scott and I review the NFL draft and some of the related free agent moves and attempt to gauge their fantasy football impact. Will there be any rookies to draft in your 2006 fantasy football league? Listen to see what we think.

Please keep us subscribed in your podcatcher; we will be back near the beginning of the NFL preseason.

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Manning Now a Hellion

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[AP Sportswire, Baltimore] After weeks of speculation, the official announcement was made at midnight.  The Baltimore Banyanators have traded Peyton Manning to the Hanover Hellions for Brian Westbrook and a bottle of Hanover owner Scott Buffington's homebrew.

"We were stuck on the specifics", said Kurt Albin.   Albin continued, "I did not really feel like Manning was worth Westbrook, but after Buff bottled that homebrew and I knew in only two weeks I could consume a bottle...  Well, the rest is BDFL history".

The deal was struck at midnight and goes down as one of the biggest trades in BDFL history.  Pending the other owners approval, Manning will be donning a Hanover Hellion uniform when the teams open training camp.  Brian Westbrook had a disappointing season in 2005, but the Banayanators seemed to feel he would be having a big year in 2006. 

"Without a doubt, the Banyanators got the better end of this deal", said a smiling Kurt Albin.

UPDATE:  April Fools!  Most of you either realized this or were perfectly fine with the trade.  This trade of course is not real, for the record, Mr. Albin was not even in on the joke.  Not surprisingly I at least heard from him and he turned down the deal.  ;)

864 Press release

Press Release from the Easley South Carolina Sports Complex: As a proud founding member of the BDFL, I would first like to express to the other owners my extreme enjoyment of being a part of such a wonderful league. This league has grown from a guy in a basement in Pennsylvania to a world-class football operation. That is why the 864’s have been in a struggle with its own identification the pass few years. The 864’s have incorporated an international flavor amongst the team, but are still seen only as a regional team in the global market. As many of you know, The Owner, CEO, Head of Football Operation, and General Manager of the 864’s, Mr. Vampran, has had a desire to bring his team out of the sleepy foothills of the Blue Ridge Mountains and into a thriving Metropolitan setting for quite a long time. We as an organization have purchased numerous properties inside the continental United States as well as in the land of the rising sun, Japan! This purchasing of future sites for the football operations has left a riff between the local 864 communities and the team. In fact court proceedings are about to get underway to halt the use of the 864 in our teams name. This threat and unwarranted lawsuit has forced Mr. Vampran and his family to look into a name change for its proud football franchise. The lawsuit has also allowed for Mr. Vampran and his team to break the remaining two-year lease with the Sprint Dome (a.k.a. the phonedome). This means that the 864’s will be playing their home games at several local stadiums. A new logo and team named has been designed and has been submitted to the commissioner’s office for approval. We as a football team, and a proud member of the BDFL, are looking forward to a long and prosperous relationship with the league. We will do everything in our power as an organization to provide a quality team for all our opponents.

Manning Intent on Staying with Banyanators

In a statement released Saturday, March 18th Banyanators President and Head of Football Operatations, Kurt Albin, announced that Peyton Manning will likely return as the Banyanators starting QB in 2006.  "Manning is a great QB and we would love to have him back", said Albin.  "There are only 2-3 running backs that we would even consider trading for Manning", announced Albin.  With that said it looks very probable that Manning will return to the Banyanators.

Brutal Deluxe: 2006 Special - Free Agency

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This is a special pre-2006-season Brutal Deluxe football podcast. Scott and I review the recent free agent moves & trades and attempt to gauge their fantasy football impact. We also talk about Scott's recent trip to Seattle.

Please keep us subscribed in your podcatcher; we will be back in April with a post-draft roundup.

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Testing Trade Notification System

Do not get too excited, I am just trying a marquee  that can be used to notify the owners of trade offers.  I could potentially use the marquee for live scoring and major news announcements as well.  Mostly I just wanted to see if the website still works alright for everyone with it running.  I tested it in the major players and it seems to work. 

The trade offer and notification system will be available to owners via the BDFL Owner's Box when you log in.  The trade offer section will have each owner's email address so that a specific owner can just be emailed by the owner if someone wants to go that route.  If an owner wants to include all the owners, to possibly dangle some trade bait, they will have the option of typing up their trade offer, then upon submitting the offer all owners will receive an email and a short summary of the trade offer will show in the marquee.  If I do not have the email address you prefer get league mail, please see that I do.  That email address is what you use to retriever your password as well as get all league updates.

The reason for the marquee is that I wanted something on the website that would get your attention and make you aware of a trade offer if by chance you do not check the email account associated with your BDFL team.   I also did not want  to clutter up the main menu, everyone is pretty familiar with where information is on the website.

I am still working on the backend for the trade notification system, and depending on suggestions from you guys will shape whether I keep the marquee or add something else.  The trade notification system will have an RSS feed associated with it, that will be what I use to populate the marqee, so I will post a link to that too.  That will be yet another way to be notified of trade offers, everyone loves xml right?  No idea when I will have the trade system finished, most likely sometime late Spring.  If you have any ideas, please post a comment or as always, you can email me too.

Official Offseason Pastime: NCAA Tournament Pick'Em

The brackets are due to be set on 3/12, so there's some time, but I wanted to invite everyone to pick with us on Yahoo's Tournament Pick'Em game:

http://tournament.fantasysports.yahoo.com/

Group ID#         27017
Group Name      Nitevilla/BDFL/Cygweb
Group Password    brutal

Please sign up!  The more the merrier!


The New Brutal Deluxe and 2005 Archive

At the conclusion of each season I try to collect ideas for league improvement from all the owners, as well as improve the website and the code that powers it.  I spent this past weekend working on the code behind the website as well as archiving the 2005 Season.

I tidied up much of the XML and any broken links that existed on all the archive pages.  You will notice when accessing the archives that the original design will be restored.  This was intentional, I liked the original design and wanted to make sure that it was archived along with the prior season's stats. 

You may also notice that the site looks a helluva lot better if you use Firefox, I am trying to steer the owners toward using a better browser.  If you use IE, you will be greeted with an advertisement for Firefox.  Do use a better browser.  What you should also notice is that the site now has a Owners Box, which allows the owners to signin to not only access News Submission, but also Lineup Submission.  I intend to add a Trade Bait feature to the Owners Box over the off season as well.  Mostly to give each of the owners an easy reference to the other owners' contact information so that you can easily offer trades.  Of course for all of this to be effective, I need all of the owners to use the login feature.  I am hoping that the ability to request your password will get everyone on board.  If anyone would like a different email address, login name or password reset, let me know.

Along with all the improvements that I have made to the website is also a big change in the general appearance of the site.  I wanted to get a emblem that could represent the BDFL as well as the Brutal Deluxe Football Podcast and I think we now have that.  A emblem that looks to represent an entire league, rather than one that just represents the website. 

Brutal Deluxe: 2005 Week 23 - Season Wrapup

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This is the 28th and last Brutal Deluxe football podcast of the 2005/2006 season. Scott and I talk about the Pro Bowl (ug-ly!), give our thoughts on the latest coaching moves, and wonder if the Lions will have a productive offense in 2006. We attempt to prognosticate a little about next season, but realize it's futile.

Thanks for listening to our first full season of podcasts! Please keep us subscribed in your podcatcher; we may be back in April with a post-draft roundup. In the meantime, check out Don's Unnamed Hockey Podcast.

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Brutal Deluxe: 2005 Week 22 - SB 40 Review

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This is the 27th Brutal Deluxe football podcast of the 2005/2006 season. Scott, Don, and I share our thoughts about the Steelers' Super Bowl win, the commercials, and reflect on the players who did (and didn't) make it into the Pro Football Hall Of Fame this year.

Next week will be our last BDFL podcast of the season! Please send comments to BrutalDeluxe at gmail.com.

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Steelers Win! Steelers Win!

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Congratulations to the Pittsburgh Steelers and thanks for a great sports memory.  Perhaps this team showed tonight why they are a great team.  Sure their fantastic young quarterback did not play his best, but showing what a great them they are, the Steelers stepped up and picked up their QB and overcame their mistakes to win one for the thumb. 

This team overcame more to win a championship than any prior team.  I can say this because they were the first team to win as not only a 6th see, but also the first to win all on the road.  The game in Detroit was like a home game for the Steelers, because in true Pittsburgh Steeler fan fashion the fans traveled to support their team. 

Way to go Steelers and congratulations to sure Hall of Famer Jerome Bettis and to one of the most well rounded receivers to ever play the game, Hines Ward.  You will never see a guy happier to be out there every Sunday, a guy who gets up after every play with a smile on his face realizing how lucky he is to be playing a game for a living.  Hines Ward you were my MVP before tonight and have fun in Disney World!

Super Bowl Live Chat Party

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The big day is finally here. A game so big that it even eclipses the Brutal Bowl, it is Super Bowl Sunday 2006! If you follow the BDFL or even if you don't, feel free to join us for a live Super Bowl chat. I will be active in the Brutal Deluxe War Room throughout the game and Alex will be there too. Hopefully some others out there will join us.

So if you are watching the Super Bowl at home alone and are looking to chat about the game as you watch it. Join us and all or welcome. Whether you are a Steelers faithful or a Seahawks bandwagon jumper, we look forward to chatting it up.

GO STEELERS!

Brutal Deluxe: 2005 Week 21 - SB Preview

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This is the 26th Brutal Deluxe football podcast of the 2005/2006 season. Scott and I share our thoughts about the Steelers/Seahawks matchup this Sunday, talk more about the coaching moves going on in the NFL, and reflect on our first full season of podcasts. I share a fun sound bite in preparation for tonight's SOTU address. :)

Join us on Sunday for game-related online chatting! Visit the BDFL War Room to connect.  Be There!

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Brutal Deluxe: 2005 Week 20 - Conference Championships

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This is the 25th Brutal Deluxe football podcast of the 2005/2006 season. Scott, Don, and I review the NFL conference championship games and look at all the head-coaching moves that have taken place so far. Next week, we'll break down the Steelers/Seahawks matchup and make our picks. Stay tuned!

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Brutal Deluxe: 2005 Week 19: Divisional Playoffs

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This is the 24th Brutal Deluxe football podcast of the 2005/2006 season. Scott and I review the NFL divisional playoff games and look at the conference championship matchups. We rant and rave about the most exciting and most horribly officiated game of the season so far, the Steelers' win over the Colts. We also take a look at the BDFL Top 100, which accurately predicted the NFL MVP again this year. And you BDFL owners should definitely tune in; Scott has a great scoring idea for getting more WR's in the top 20.

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Top 100 BDFL Players 2005

2005 Wk#1 through Wk#16
 * indicates the player is an available free-agent

Sort by:Fantasy Points/Starter Points/Average Fantasy Points
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                                      Strt Fan   Avg
  #   Pos Player              NFL Bye  Pts Pts   Pts
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  1   RB  ALEXANDER,SHAUN     SEA   8  288 340 22.67
  2   QB  PALMER,CARSON       CIN  10  181 318 21.20
  3   RB  TOMLINSON,LADAINIAN SD   10  254 290 19.33
  4   QB  MANNING,PEYTON      IND   8  226 288 19.20
  5   Def CHICAGO             CHI   4  189 286 19.07
  6   QB  BRADY,TOM           NE    7   43 282 18.80
  7   RB  JOHNSON,LARRY       KC    5  146 277 18.47
  8   Def CAROLINA            CAR   7  168 262 17.47
  9   RB  BARBER,TIKI         NYG   5  193 261 17.40
 10   QB  HASSELBECK,MATT     SEA   8  164 261 17.40
 11   Def PITTSBURGH          PIT   4  167 254 16.93
 12   RB  JAMES,EDGERRIN      IND   8  221 251 16.73
 13   Def INDIANAPOLIS        IND   8  136 251 16.73
 14   Def JACKSONVILLE        JAX   7  112 249 16.60
 15   QB  MANNING,ELI         NYG   5  102 248 16.53
 16   QB  BREES,DREW          SD   10   26 248 16.53
 17   Def NEW YORK            NYG   5    3 245 16.33
 18 * Def MINNESOTA           MIN   5   59 241 16.07
 19   Def TAMPA BAY           TB    7  136 240 16.00
 20   QB  PLUMMER,JAKE        DEN   9   44 238 15.87
 21   Def MIAMI               MIA   4  108 233 15.53
 22   QB  BLEDSOE,DREW        DAL   9  103 232 15.47
 23   QB  VICK,MICHAEL        ATL   8  139 231 16.50
 24   Def ARIZONA             ARI   6   20 231 15.40
 25   Def BALTIMORE           BAL   3  202 230 15.33
 26   Def CINCINNATI          CIN  10  103 230 15.33
 27   Def SEATTLE             SEA   8  141 228 15.20
 28   Def DENVER              DEN   9  139 227 15.13
 29   Def ATLANTA             ATL   8   92 226 15.07
 30   Def TENNESSEE           TEN  10   20 226 15.07
 31   Def DALLAS              DAL   9  119 224 14.93
 32   Def WASHINGTON          WAS   3  180 223 14.87
 33   Def DETROIT             DET   3   60 222 14.80
 34   QB  BRUNELL,MARK        WAS   3  109 220 14.67
 35   QB  DELHOMME,JAKE       CAR   7  189 218 14.53
 36 * Def GREEN BAY           GB    6    0 217 14.47
 37   QB  GREEN,TRENT         KC    5   74 215 14.33
 38   Def SAN DIEGO           SD   10   53 214 14.27
 39   RB  JORDAN,LAMONT       OAK   5  182 213 15.21
 40 * Def NEW YORK            NYJ   8   14 213 14.20
 41   RB  JOHNSON,RUDI        CIN  10  203 212 14.13
 42   QB  COLLINS,KERRY       OAK   5   86 210 15.00
 43   Def PHILADELPHIA        PHI   6   88 209 13.93
 44   WR  SMITH,STEVE         CAR   7  204 208 13.87
 45   RB  PORTIS,CLINTON      WAS   3  178 208 13.87
 46 * Def KANSAS CITY         KC    5   38 207 13.80
 47   Def BUFFALO             BUF   9   86 205 13.67
 48   Def ST. LOUIS           STL   9   15 201 13.40
 49   QB  MCNAIR,STEVE        TEN  10    6 201 14.36
 50   QB  FAVRE,BRETT         GB    6  157 190 12.67
 51 * Def OAKLAND             OAK   5    0 190 12.67
 52 * Def CLEVELAND           CLE   4    0 189 12.60
 53   QB  ROETHLISBERGER,BEN  PIT   4   46 187 15.58
 54   Def NEW ENGLAND         NE    7   18 187 12.47
 55   RB  ANDERSON,MIKE       DEN   9  179 185 12.33
 56   WR  JOHNSON,CHAD        CIN  10  149 185 12.33
 57   WR  FITZGERALD,LARRY    ARI   6  144 184 12.27
 58   WR  MOSS,SANTANA        WAS   3  111 184 12.27
 59   QB  BROOKS,AARON        NO   10   83 184 14.15
 60   RB  JONES,THOMAS        CHI   4  128 182 13.00
 61   Def NEW ORLEANS         NO   10   56 181 12.07
 62   QB  MCNABB,DONOVAN      PHI   6  139 180 20.00
 63   RB  JACKSON,STEVEN      STL   9  143 177 11.80
 64   WR  HOLT,TORRY          STL   9  134 176 13.54
 65   WR  HARRISON,MARVIN     IND   8   72 176 12.57
 66 * QB  FREROTTE,GUS        MIA   4    0 176 11.73
 67 * Def SAN FRANCISCO       SF    6    0 174 11.60
 68   WR  CHAMBERS,CHRIS      MIA   4  151 170 11.33
 69 * QB  CARR,DAVID          HOU   3   13 170 11.33
 70   RB  DUNN,WARRICK        ATL   8  159 169 11.27
 71   WR  BOLDIN,ANQUAN       ARI   6  107 169 13.00
 72   QB  LEFTWICH,BYRON      JAX   7   67 169 15.36
 73   WR  GALLOWAY,JOEY       TB    7   95 165 11.00
 74 * Def HOUSTON             HOU   3    0 163 10.87
 75   TE  GATES,ANTONIO       SD   10  120 162 11.57
 76   RB  DILLON,COREY        NE    7  102 159 13.25
 77   RB  WESTBROOK,BRIAN     PHI   6  138 155 12.92
 78   RB  DAVIS,DOMANICK      HOU   3  117 155 14.09
 79   RB  DROUGHNS,REUBEN     CLE   4   92 153 10.20
 80   WR  WARD,HINES          PIT   4  115 152 10.86
 81   QB  BULGER,MARC         STL   9   98 149 18.63
 82   WR  GLENN,TERRY         DAL   9   78 149  9.93
 83   RB  PARKER,WILLIE       PIT   4   74 149 10.64
 84   QB  WARNER,KURT         ARI   6   50 147 14.70
 85   RB  MCGAHEE,WILLIS      BUF   9  127 146  9.73
 86   RB  BROWN,CHRIS         TEN  10  102 141  9.40
 87   RB  WILLIAMS,CARNELL(R) TB    7  100 140 10.77
 88   WR  BURRESS,PLAXICO     NYG   5  111 136  9.07
 89   WR  HOUSHMANDZADEH,T.J. CIN  10   90 136 10.46
 90   WR  SMITH,ROD           DEN   9   88 136  9.07
 91   PK  FEELY,JAY           NYG   5   84 136  9.07
 92   RB  JONES,JULIUS        DAL   9   80 134 11.17
 93   WR  MCCARDELL,KEENAN    SD   10   57 134  8.93
 94   PK  RACKERS,NEIL        ARI   6  102 133  9.50
 95   WR  DRIVER,DONALD       GB    6   98 133  8.87
 96   WR  WAYNE,REGGIE        IND   8  112 129  8.60
 97   PK  GRAHAM,SHAYNE       CIN  10   95 128  8.53
 98   WR  SMITH,JIMMY         JAX   7   52 128  8.53
 99   TE  SHOCKEY,JEREMY      NYG   5  115 125  8.33
100   RB  DAVIS,STEPHEN       CAR   7   97 124  9.54

Brutal Deluxe: 2005 Week 18 - Wild Cards

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This is the 23rd Brutal Deluxe football podcast of the 2005/2006 season. Scott and I review the NFL wild card games and look ahead to the divisional playoffs. Each of us picks one away team to upset this week; listen to find out who picked what.

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Brutal Deluxe 2005: Weeks 16 and 17

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This is the 22nd Brutal Deluxe football podcast of the 2005/2006 season. Yep, we took the holiday week off, but we're back! Scott and I review the outcome of this year's Brutal Bowl, the week 17 NFL games, our Pick 'Em League, and look ahead to the wild-card NFL playoff matchups.

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Steel Town Goes Crazy

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The Steel Curtainites arrived Early Tuesday into Pittsburgh International Airport as the only three time Brutal Bowl Champions. The Mayor of Steel Town spared no expense to welcome the Champion Curtainites as 64,000 screaming fans flocked to the airport. All flights for Tuesday were delayed to make room for the 3 hour event that was held in honor of the Curtainites' sensational year and return back to glory. A parade later that day took place downtown and a rally at Heinz Field followed. At the ceremony at Heinz Field, running back dynamic duo Mike Anderson and Thomas Jones shared the team's MVP award. Both runners surprised the entire league this year by having solid seasons and by playing key roles in the Curtainites return to glory. Jones was quoted while signing autographs as saying, "Coach Amoroso was the only man to believe in me...he was the only coach who was willing to give me a chance...I could not disappoint him, this team or this city."  Jones was the last man picked in the 13th round of this year's draft. Mike Anderson, drafted in the 6th round, was also key to the success of the Curtainites this year.

When asked about his draft choices and the knowledge of picking such quality players late, Coach Amoroso stated, "It is a long drawn out process...the credit goes to Kyle...he does the homework...the scouting...the evaluation of players at the spring combine...this is as much as a win for him as anyone on the team." Kyle Amoroso, the Curtainites' Director of Player Personnel has been with the team since its inception and has played a key role behind the scenes for the storied success of this franchise. Curtainite Captain and maybe the most underrated player in the league, Neil Rackers, hosted the Heinz Field ceremony and distributed all of the awards to each recipient this year. When asked what is on the agenda for the off season, Coach Amoroso stated, "We'll sit back and enjoy our success...Kyle and I will probably take the remainder of the week off, then it will be back to business, scouting for next year."  While the front office will be back at work, the players have been cleared to visit Disney World as guest VIP's of Mickey and will kick off the 2006 vacation year in Florida.

On another note, authorities detained Terrell Owens early Tuesday morning at the airport. Owens, Pittsburgh International Airport's new 11:00 pm - 7:00 am baggage cart collector was arrested for impersonating one of the Steel Curtainite players and for stealing bagels off of the Southwest bagel cart. Owens was quoted as saying, "I want my mommy." as he was shuffled into the police cruiser.

Ideas for Possible League Improvement

Just a few ideas to  think about during the off season:

It would be nice if we could beef up free agency somewhat.  To do this I would suggest trimming the draft to only 12 rounds, so that each team after 12 rounds of drafting would have 14 players (12 drafted + 2 keepers).  That would increase the free agent pool by 24 players since each team would be drafting 2 less positions.  If this change were to go into place I would also suggest modifying our existing draft skeleton so that a team would have to fulfill the following roster requirement (keepers + draft):  at least 1 QB, 2 RB's, 2 WR's, 1 TE, 1 K & 1 DST.  This skeleton accounts for 8 players, therefore each team would have 6 draft picks to pick whatever they wanted.  Obviously with the flex position RB's, WR's or TE's would likely be draft day favorites.  With rosters as they are now, free agency value is few and far between when it comes to RB's & WR's.  I think each team deserves an opportunity to pick up a player when necessary and know that player has a reasonable chance to start at that position.  Just food for thought.  We've got a full off season to think about these things.

Lelie Vows To Win One For The Buffer

Buff News Entry
[AP Sportswire, Hanover, PA] - Ashley Lelie of the Hanover Hellions this week admitted that he has not lived up to expectations this season and that he has recommitted himself to the cause.  Lelie who already wears his locks shorn short, did not need to reiterate his allegiance to Hanover owner Scott Buffington.  But when Lelie was interviewed at the Hellion's training center, he did say he did not play as well as he should have this season.  Lelie promised a change and a win for not only Buffington but like John Carney mentioned Curtis Martin as a big motivation.

"Rather than do something wild, I am just making a commitment to play better this week and for now on", said Lelie.  Lelie was hitting the iron and looked ready for battle.  Those covering the Hellions all year said this is the most serious they have seen Lelie.  Lelie continued, "This is just a great organization and Buff (Scott Buffington) is a gym rat, he's like one of the players.  Then you see a guy like Curtis (Martin) bring it every week, every day of his career and it makes you realize, you don't get many shots at winning a championship.  This one's for Curtis". 

Lelie said a lot more of the Hellion players were hitting the gym the last two weeks.  Not only motivated by the playoff wins, but Buffington informed them they would be helping erect the John Carney statue following the championship game.  "That thing weighs like 2,000 pounds!" Said Lelie.  No matter where you went around Hellion headquarters this week, you hear everyone echoing the same thing.  Do whatever it takes and win one for the Buffer.

Curtainites Dynasty?

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[AP Sportswire, Pittsburgh, PA] -The mayor of Steel Town yesterday declared this week to be devoted to the "Black and Gold." In an effort to demonstrate the City's support for the Curtainites earning their third Brutal Bowl trip in four years, the Mayor and the local Elks club had a 50' x 100' Terrible Towel made and are currently flying it high atop the Steel Building. "We live and die with this team...they have given so much to this City... this was the least we could do to help show our support," the Mayor said. A local radio host also started a petition to rename the Brutal Bowl Trophy, the Amoroso Trophy. We expect the Curtainites to be in the championship game each year." The fans across the tri-state area are showing their support by dressing in black and gold. Local business owners are offering 10% discounts on everything to customers who enter their store dressed in Curtainite garb.

All practices this week have been closed door sessions per Coach Amoroso's directive. At Tuesday's press conference, Coach Amoroso, the only two-time Brutal Bowl champion coach, looking to win his unprecedented third championship title in four years said, "We aren't taking the Hellions lightly...their win/loss record doesn't show it, but they have been impressive. If you recall, the Yossarians who surprised the entire league last year by bringing the title home, did not have an impressive win/loss record as well. We are going to have a few surprises up our sleeves and we are not going to leave anything on the field." The Hellions, in their first Brutal Bowl appearance, have been notorious for putting together a very good ground game each week. When asked to speculate on how to stop the Hellions ground game, Coach Amoroso, simply stated in a stern tone, "We have always played our brand of football, win or lose, we play by our rules, our intensity...We set the tone and we make teams conform to our way of playing, this will not change." Coach Amoroso ended the press conference with, "The Curtainites are on a mission. We took it very personally last year when we bowed out of the post season race and our run at a three-peat challenge in the first round of the playoffs. We felt like we let the city and our fans down. I have never seen this team more focused than they are right now. Win or lose, I have no doubt we will give it our best shot to bring the title back home to Steel country."

Brutal Deluxe: 2005 Week 15

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This is the 21st Brutal Deluxe football podcast of the 2005 season. Scott and I review the week that was in the NFL, and recap the BDFL conference championships. We look ahead to the Brutal Bowl, the Week 16 NFL matchups, and review the players you may want to be cautious of. Good luck to all of you playing in championship games this week!

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Deion Sanders Pulls A John Carney

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[AP Sportswire, Hanover, PA] – A week after one of the most thrilling games in BDFL playoff history between the Hanover Hellions and the State University of California-Malibu Adjacent Gamecocks, the Hellions face similar circumstances.  Last week John Carney shaved his head and guaranteed a victory for Buffington and his Hellions, a guarantee which he pulled off.  This week, it is Deion Sanders who is sporting a shiny dome and guaranteeing a victory for the Cinderella Hellions.

On his weekly radio show Sanders sported his newly shaved head and declared he shaved it for the boss and guaranteed he and his defensive teammates would be the main attraction on Monday nights prime time game.  “Not only will Prime Time be there to play, but I am guaranteeing a victory and I might as well look as pretty as our owner”, said Sanders.

The Hellions have turned into an underdog favorite among diehard BDFL fans.  Though their power ranking was among the worst in the league going into the playoffs and despite two huge injuries to running backs Brian Westbrook and Curtis Martin, this team will just not quit.  Every week someone steps up and does the unexpected and the Hellions need it this week as they face the defending champion Yodelin’ Yossarians. 

Dirk Benedict who calls home games for Cyg’s Calorie Outlets and who will be calling Monday nights week 15 finale between the Yossarians and Hellions likened this weeks matchup to the 1980 matchup between the and Soviet hockey teams.  “Everyone thinks the Yossarians are unbeatable, and no on gave the Hellions much of a chance of even making the playoffs.  I suppose with the Holidays here everyone is looking for hope and this Hanover team provides that hope.  Everyone loves an underdog.” Said Benedict.  Benedict added, “Do you believe in miracles?”


Brutal Deluxe: 2005 Week 14

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This is the 20th Brutal Deluxe football podcast of the 2005 season. Scott and I review the week that was in the NFL, and recap the first week of the BDFL playoffs. We look ahead to the Week 15 NFL matchups, and review the BDFL conference championship games. Good luck to all of you playing in fantasy football playoff games this week.

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David Givens Supports Hellions In Playoff Bid

Buff News Entry
[AP Sportswire, Harrisburg, PA]  Cyg's Calorie Outlets wide receiver David Givens has shown his support for division-rival Hanover Hellions' playoff berth by shaving his head, a trend that appears to be catching fire in the Brutal Deluxe Football League.

"After seeing [Hellions kicker John] Carney's shiny melon, I had to do what I could to encourage him and the rest of the team," said Givens.  "We're rivals, but they're in the playoffs and we're not.  They represent the Mid Penn division and I'm rooting for them."

Outlets coach Alex "Cyg" Harden has lent his support to the Hellions as well, but stopped short of showing the same enthusiasm as Givens or Carney.  "I was getting a haircut this weekend anyways, so I told them to make it nice and buzzed on the sides," Harden stated.  "You know, it's darn cold this time of year."

John Carney Shaves Head and Guarantees Victory

Buff News Entry
[AP Sportswire, Hanover, PA] - Hanover Hellions kicker John Carney shaved his head as a tribute to Hanover Hellions owner Scott Buffington and guaranteed a victory on Monday night.  Carney will have the opportunity to be a hero or a goat, much like another kicker for another team in last season's playoffs.  The Hellions faced a lot of adversity going into the playoffs as they lost Brian Westbrook and Curtis Martin for the season last week.  John Carney has said that he would dedicate the victory to Curtis Martin who is in the twilight of a certain Hall of Fame career. 

"I would like to be a part of winning a championship ring for Curtis Martin", said Carney.  "I have a chance to do my part and send this great franchise into the second round of the playoffs", continued Carney. 

The Hellions are the Cinderella team this season as they carried a losing record into the playoffs and sported one of the leagues lowest power rankings.  But, this team has heart and an ability to force their opponents to play as ugly as they do. 

Buffington stated Sunday evening that if Carney manages to come through with his guarantee that he will erect a Rocky like statue at the entrance to their homefield.  "John has an opportunity to go down in the Annals of Hanover history", said Buffington.  "We love John and we love his choice in hair style or lack of hair style in this case", added Buffington.

Brutal Deluxe: 2005 Week 13

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This is the 19th Brutal Deluxe football podcast of the 2005 season. Scott and I review the week that was in both the BDFL and the NFL, and look ahead to the first week of the BDFL playoffs. We also look ahead to the last four weeks of the NFL regular season, and fantasy implications of the teams who may or may not be headed to the playoffs. Welcome back, Scott!

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BDFL Playoffs

Another season, another year of waiting until the final week before the playoff picture was fully set.  The Deluxe Conference has been set for a few weeks, as far as the teams heading to the playoffs.  But the Brutal Conference saw nearly every team alive for a playoff spot heading into Week 13.  Week 1 of the Playoffs will be as follows:

S.U.C.M.A. Gamecocks visiting the Hanover Hellions
864 Areacodes visiting the Yodelin' Yossarians
Australian Azzkickers visiting the Shady Spring Tigers
Baltimore Banyanators visiting the Steel Curtainites

Congratulations to the playoff teams and good luck in week 1 of the playoffs.  For those teams not qualifying for the playoffs, be sure you have paid your league dues if you have not done so already.  If you have paid already, let me know if you want your payment or would like to roll forward your balance for next season.

Brutal Deluxe: 2005 Week 12

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This is the 18th Brutal Deluxe football podcast of the 2005 season. Scott is busy with fatherly duties this week, so Don and I review the week that was in both the BDFL and the NFL, and look ahead to Week 13. Don also talks about this year's Grey Cup game (the CFL championship). With one week left in the BDFL regular season, we summarize the playoff picture. And Don and I talk about doing a hockey-related podcast.

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Brutal Deluxe: 2005 Week 11

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This is the 17th Brutal Deluxe football podcast of the 2005 season. Scott and I review the week that was in both the BDFL and the NFL, and look ahead to Week 12. We talk about this great slate of close and meaningful games (except some of the late Sunday ones), I reveal another song I associate with an NFL player, and we look forward to the Indy-Pittsburgh game next Monday night. Don't forget to submit your picks/players early; there are games tomorrow! We worked to get this podcast out quickly so we can get ready to enjoy a great turkey dinner. Happy Thanksgiving!

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  • Mixed, recorded, edited and mastered by me.
  • Music: "One Big Holiday" by My Morning Jacket from the Wired CD. The mystery song revealed in the podcast is podsafe - thanks Brad!

Brutal Deluxe: 2005 Week 10

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This is the 16th Brutal Deluxe football podcast of the 2005 season. Scott and I review the week that was in both the BDFL and the NFL, and look ahead to Week 11. We talk about Gruden's "half-Vermeil", I reveal another song I associate with an NFL player and his coach, and we forget to reveal our picks for the week 11 games. We review the current NFL standings and start thinking about the playoffs.

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  • Mixed, recorded, edited and mastered by me.
  • Music: "One Big Holiday" by My Morning Jacket from the Wired CD. The mystery song revealed in the podcast is attributed appropriately, and only a short sample is played. Cool your guns.

Brutal Deluxe: 2005 Week 9

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This is the 15th Brutal Deluxe football podcast of the 2005 season. Scott, Don and Alex review the week that was in both the BDFL and the NFL, and look ahead to Week 10. We bid a certain player adieu, talk about some of the highlights of the week, I show what song I think of when Bears WR Muhsin Muhammad is mentioned, and we reveal our favorite refs.

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  • Mixed, recorded, edited and mastered by Alex Harden.
  • Music: "One Big Holiday" by My Morning Jacket from the Wired CD. The mystery song revealed in the podcast is attributed appropriately, and only a short sample is played. Cool your guns.

Terrell Owens Suspended By Curtainites

Buff News Entry
The Steel Curtainites have had enough of Terrell Owens shenanigans.  They suspended Terrell Owens indefinitely for conduct detrimental to the team.  Mike Amoroso only said that Terrell Owens needs to realize that he is not bigger than team.

The Steel Curtainites are leading the Mid American Division and are coming off a win against the leagues scoring machine, the Baltimore Banyanators.  Despite three straight wins the Curtainites will need others on the team to step it up to make up for the loss of Terrell Owens.  Most likely the suspension will be for a few games, but it could entail the remainder of the season.

The suspension may signal the end of Terrell Owens stay with the Steel Curtainites.  Only time will tell, but teams have to be asking themselves if they need this headache. 

Brutal Deluxe: 2005 Week 8

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This is the 14th Brutal Deluxe football podcast of the 2005 season. Scott and Alex review the week that was in both the BDFL and the NFL, and look ahead to Week 8. Just five weeks left in the fantasy season; this is the time to prepare for your run to the playoffs. We're here to help.

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Brutal Deluxe: 2005 Week 7

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This is the (lucky!) 13th Brutal Deluxe football podcast of the 2005 season. Scott and Alex review the week that was in both the BDFL and the NFL, and look ahead to Week 8. I complain about the bye-week blues and make excuses for the Outlets' 2-5 record. Scott continues to talk about "cream". ;) There were a lot of close games this week, so we have plenty to talk about.

Made some sonic improvements to the podcast, and have added the BDFL logo and ReplayGain tags. Enjoy!

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State University Bring Celebrity to Rainy Hanover

Buff News Entry
[AP Sportswire, Malibu, CA] - The State University of California-Malibu Adjacent Gamecocks and the Hanover Hellions have a long cold history and the Gamecocks are hoping to get an extra boost from an unlikely ally.  Owner Kurt Stambaugh pulled some strings with his celebrity friends and acquired one, "Little Jerry Seinfeld" for this weekends game against the Hanover Hellions. 

"Little Jerry is a lean mean pecking machine, just like the my Gamecocks", said Stambaugh.  The Gamecocks appear to be the stronger team this season, but in the past, this is game in which you throw the records out the door. 

Hellions' owner, Scott Buffington, seemed to be unfazed by the announcement of Little Jerry Seinfeld.  At Thursday's press conference he announced that Hanover's famed Ernie the First Hotwings would be made in bulk and distributed free to any fans wearing Hellion red, purple and black.  When told of Little Jerry making an appearance, Buffington exclaimed, "Wow, Little Jerry made it from Jerry's apartment to Newman's in under 30 seconds!"

Brutal Deluxe: 2005 Week 6

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This is the 12th Brutal Deluxe football podcast of the 2005 season. Scott and Alex review the week that was in both the BDFL and the NFL, and look ahead to Week 7. We answer a listener's email, talk about INXS, discuss San Antonio's wooing of the Saints, reflect on the reported Vikings' cruise ship follies, and lament about the Steelers' loss. We also talk about some of the pre-trade-deadline moves.

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Brutal Deluxe: 2005 Week 5

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This is the eleventh Brutal Deluxe football podcast of the 2005 season. Scott and I review the week that was in both the BDFL and the NFL, and look ahead to Week 6. We focus on some flag-happy refs and talk about the major injuries that occurred in Week 5..

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New Look Banyanators Look To Dethrone Champs

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[AP Sportswire - Baltimore, MD] - Kurt Albin, owner of the Baltimore Banyanators, unveiled his new uniforms today, days before taking on the defending champs.  The Yodelin' Yossarians have looked impressive this season, much more impressive than they looked last year as they snuck up and surprised the BDFL by winning the championship.  No team was more surprised than the powerhouse Baltimore Banyanators who had only lost one game last season before falling to Chuck Hoyes Yossarians in the championship game. 

The Banyanators were heavy favorites going into last seasons game and this year in a sort of reversal of fortunes are the underdogs going against the defending champions.  The Banyanators despite never winning a championship are regarded as one of the best, if not the best team in BDFL history.  "We have been victims of the scheduling gods", said Albin.  "We almost always rate highly in the power rankings and we just seem to hit the wrong teams when they are hot and give our players vacations at in opportune times", continued Albin.  The numbers backup Albin's claims and despite a slow start, most people expect the Banayantors to be there come playoff time.  This week the Banyanators host the defending champs and look to avenge their title game loss.

About the new uniforms, "I felt it was time for a change, something to shake up and motivate our players.  We have had some guys step up that we did not initially expect to play that big a role.  Now we just need our big horses to show up, hopefully the new uniforms can wake those guys up", said Albin.

The matchup between the Banyanators and the Yossarians is the marquee matchup this week and will be broadcast live on ICYG Monday night.

Brutal Deluxe: 2005 Week 4

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This is the tenth Brutal Deluxe football podcast of the 2005 season. Alex, Don, and I review the week that was in both the BDFL and the NFL, and look ahead to week 5. We also review the fantasy leaders and surprises through a quarter-season of play.

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Hall of Fame Linebacker Toasts Another Season

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[AP Sportswire, Miami] - Nick Buoniconti and former teammate Dick Anderson laughed about the toast coming so early this season.  We are only through week four and the last of the undefeated teams have fallen.

Here's to the 1972 Dolphins.

And here's to the 2005 Yodelin' Yossarians.

The defending champion Yossarians made short work of a tired and listless Shady Spring Tigers, leaving the league with no unbeaten teams.  The Tigers appeared to be affected by their move to Carolina and showed little life in putting up the fewest points of the week and the fewest points in a given week during this short season. 

Chuck Hoyes, owner of the Yossarians, showed little enthusiasm over the win.  "This is just another win and another milestone in our journey to build a dynasty.  It's just week four and this win means nothing more than the rest," said Hoyes.

Tigers owner Scott Wood did not even appear to be aware of the loss, "I am in Carolina and so far so good", said Wood.

Never before has there been no undefeated teams so early in a BDFL season.  The league appears ready to go down to the final week of the season.

Brutal Deluxe: 2005 Week 3

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This is the ninth Brutal Deluxe football podcast of the 2005 season. Alex Harden and I review the week that was in both the BDFL and the NFL, and look ahead to week 4. We also talk about the rumors that the NFL Players Association wants to charge for the use of player names in fantasy football games. We'd like your feedback.

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Tigers Surprise Everyone With Move

Buff News Entry
[AP Sportswire - Charlotte, NC] - Owner Scott Wood who had left his team located in Shady Spring, WV for the past four and a half years despite calling Harrisburg, PA home surprised the BDFL and Shady Spring community by moving his offices and team in the wee hours of the morning on Tuesday, September 20th, 2005.  Scott Wood will remain in Harrisburg until September 30th, but his team is now playing out of Charlotte, NC.

Defending the sudden move, Wood has left the Shady Spring name on his team and officially changed the name to Shady Spring Tigers at Charlotte.  "Shady Spring was just too small of a market for our team to continue to flourish.  Our heart will always be in Shady Spring but our campus will now be in Charlotte." Said Wood. 

Shady Spring residents, including Chicago refugee Steve Bartman were just upset about how Wood sneaked the team out of town.  Wood hired Mayflower Transit to move the team in the pre-dawn hours and the sight of Mayflower moving yet another team from their home made the move look even worse.  Woods defended the use of Mayflower by crediting them as the best corporate moving company available.  "If it were good enough for moving the herd of horses from Baltimore, I reckon it is good enough to move my Tigers out of Shady Spring", said Wood.

The Tigers host the loved John Elway's Teeth this Sunday afternoon at Charlotte. 

Brutal Deluxe: 2005 Week 2

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This is the eighth Brutal Deluxe football podcast of the 2005 season. Alex and I review the week that was in both the BDFL and the NFL, and look ahead to week 3. Near the end, we solicit your audio comments; feel free to send them to the email address Alex mentions.

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Letter To The Editor

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Dear Hated Theismann's Legs,
Here is a hint at your dreams...  Err...  Nightmares for the next two months.  HELLIONS Rule!  Go HELLIONS!
Sincerely,
The Team that just kicked your butt

P.S. Nice Quarterback!

Hellions and Hated Legs Ready To Get It On

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[AP Sportswire - Washington, DC] This Sunday the Hated Theismann's Legs host the Hanover Hellions at RFK stadium renewing perhaps the most bitter rivalry in sport.  The teams meet twice a season in a knock down drag them out battle that sees the winner try to carry off The Inch Dumbbell* and the series is currently tied 2-2.  Playoff games do not count toward the series and though the Hellions currently hold the trophy, they lost to the Hated Legs in the first round of the playoffs last season.  To make matters worse, the Hated Legs stole beloved Hanover player, Alge "of Alge's Army fame" Crumpler from the Hellions using a league loophole. 

The Hellions were already mad as hell about losing in the playoffs to the Hated Legs, then "Crumpler Gate" occurred.  Crumpler clearly does not want to play for The Hated Legs, but he has agreed to honor league rules.  Though league officials consider the matter to be over, Hellions owner Scott Buffington does not seem to think so. 

"What? Over? Did you say "over"? Nothing is over until we decide it is! Was it over when the Germans bombed Pearl Harbor? Hell no! And it ain't over now. 'Cause when the going gets tough . . . the tough get going." Said Buffington.

The Hellions promise some surprises for The Hated Legs and he will need them.  Owner Tom Steck has already thrown the first punch by inserting Alge "I Love Hanover" Crumpler into The Hated Legs' lineup. 
*The game features the only trophy that is truly a challenge for the winner to carry off the field. The Inch Dumbbell weighs 172 pounds and measures in at 20" overall length, 8.5" diameter of the spheres at each end, and the handle is 7.75" in circumference, 2.47" in diameter and 4" long between each sphere.

Brutal Deluxe 2005: Week 1 Part Two

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Noticed that for whatever reason iTunes did not like two enclosures in one entry, so I am republishing Part Two as it's own entry.  Enjoy!

Brutal Deluxe: 2005 Week 1

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This is the seventh Brutal Deluxe football podcast of the 2005 season. It's our first two-part podcast; I split the show into two to keep the file sizes and times manageable. Alex and I welcome defending BDFL champ Chuck to the show this week. We review the week that was in both the BDFL and the NFL, and look ahead to week 2. Chuck shows off his on-the-fly Google lookup mojo several times. ;)

For you three people who were regularly downloading the podcast via the Prodigem Torrent Feed, please subscribe to the official BDFL podcasts feed. Thanks.

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Game On!

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[AP Sportswire]  The Brutal Deluxe Football League season started with fanfare last night as the Week One matchups clashed on the gridiron.  Starting QBs Tom Brady of the Baltimore Banyanators and Kerry Collins of the S.U.C.M.A. Gamecocks lit up the night skies, leading all of Thursday's BDFL players in points.  Cyg's Calorie Outlets RB Corey Dillon (pictured) had a marvelous second half, racking up 21 BDFL points with a performance punctuated by two touchdown runs.

More league action awaits fans on Sunday, when all 12 BDFL teams will be on the field.  Diehard fans have taken note that league commissioner Scott Buffington has greatly improved the BDFL website's "Live Scoring" page, showing the week's matchups player-by-player.

Don't stop watching the scores until the last minutes have ticked down on the Monday night's game.  This season promises to be a nailbiter.

Brutal Deluxe: 2005 Draft

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This is the sixth Brutal Deluxe football podcast of the 2005 season. Scott hosts our 2005 draft at his house. The first two rounds of our draft are covered, as well as some of our post-draft discussion. It is like you are in the war room!

We'll be back next week to review BDFL activity and to check out the results of the first week of the NFL season.

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Brutal Deluxe Football League Draft Results 2005

Keeper Players -------------------------------------------------------------
1. Hanover Hellions RB MARTIN,CURTIS NYJ
1. Hanover Hellions RB JOHNSON,RUDI CIN
2. Cyg's Calorie Outlets QB MCNABB,DONOVAN PHI
2. Cyg's Calorie Outlets RB DILLON,COREY NE
3. Theismann's Legs QB CULPEPPER,DAUNTE MIN
3. Theismann's Legs RB TOMLINSON,LADAINIAN SD
4. 864 Areacodes QB LEFTWICH,BYRON JAX
4. 864 Areacodes RB JAMES,EDGERRIN IND
5. S.U.C.M.A. Cocks WR MOSS,RANDY OAK
5. S.U.C.M.A. Cocks WR HOLT,TORRY STL
6. Yodelin' Yossarians RB ALEXANDER,SHAUN SEA
6. Yodelin' Yossarians QB VICK,MICHAEL ATL
7. Baltimore Banyanators QB MANNING,PEYTON IND
7. Baltimore Banyanators RB HOLMES,PRIEST KC
8. John Elway's Teeth WR CLAYTON,MICHAEL TB
8. John Elway's Teeth RB LEWIS,JAMAL BAL
9. Shady Spring Tigers QB BULGER,MARC STL
9. Shady Spring Tigers WR JOHNSON,CHAD CIN
10. Australian Azzkickers RB BARBER,TIKI NYG
10. Australian Azzkickers RB MCGAHEE,WILLIS BUF
11. The Nitschke's RB MCALLISTER,DEUCE NO
11. The Nitschke's WR HARRISON,MARVIN IND
12. The Steel Curtainites RB GREEN,AHMAN GB
12. The Steel Curtainites WR OWENS,TERRELL PHI
Rd# Franchise Pos Player Team ----- ------------------------- --- -------------------- ----
1.01 8. John Elway's Teeth RB JONES,JULIUS DAL
1.02 2. Cyg's Calorie Outlets RB DAVIS,DOMANICK HOU
1.03 9. Shady Spring Tigers RB PORTIS,CLINTON WAS
1.04 5. S.U.C.M.A. Cocks RB JACKSON,STEVEN STL
1.05 1. Hanover Hellions RB WESTBROOK,BRIAN PHI
1.06 3. Theismann's Legs RB JONES,KEVIN DET
1.07 4. 864 Areacodes RB JORDAN,LAMONT OAK
1.08 6. Yodelin' Yossarians RB WILLIAMS,CARNELL TB
1.09 10. Australian Azzkickers QB FAVRE,BRETT GB
1.10 7. Baltimore Banyanators WR BURLESON,NATE MIN
1.11 11. The Nitschke's RB BELL,TATUM DEN
1.12 12. The Steel Curtainites RB ARRINGTON,J.J. ARI
Rd# Franchise Pos Player Team ----- ------------------------- --- -------------------- ----
2.01 12. The Steel Curtainites WR WALKER,JAVON GB
2.02 11. The Nitschke's WR JOHNSON,ANDRE HOU
2.03 7. Baltimore Banyanators WR WAYNE,REGGIE IND
2.04 10. Australian Azzkickers WR HORN,JOE NO
2.05 6. Yodelin' Yossarians WR SMITH,STEVE CAR
2.06 4. 864 Areacodes WR BOLDIN,ANQUAN ARI
2.07 3. Theismann's Legs WR JACKSON,DARRELL SEA
2.08 1. Hanover Hellions WR LELIE,ASHLEY DEN
2.09 5. S.U.C.M.A. Cocks QB COLLINS,KERRY OAK
2.10 9. Shady Spring Tigers WR DUNN,WARRICK ATL
2.11 2. Cyg's Calorie Outlets WR BENNETT,DREW TEN
2.12 8. John Elway's Teeth TE GATES,ANTONIO SD
Rd# Franchise Pos Player Team ----- ------------------------- --- -------------------- ----
3.01 8. John Elway's Teeth WR BRUCE,ISAAC STL
3.02 2. Cyg's Calorie Outlets Def BUFFALO BUF
3.03 9. Shady Spring Tigers RB TAYLOR,FRED JAX
3.04 5. S.U.C.M.A. Cocks RB BROWN,RONNIE MIA
3.05 1. Hanover Hellions Def BALTIMORE BAL
3.06 3. Theismann's Legs WR STOKLEY,BRANDON IND
3.07 4. 864 Areacodes WR WARD,HINES PIT
3.08 6. Yodelin' Yossarians PK VANDERJAGT,MIKE IND
3.09 10. Australian Azzkickers WR DRIVER,DONALD GB
3.10 7. Baltimore Banyanators Def PITTSBURGH PIT
3.11 11. The Nitschke's WR WILLIAMS,ROY DET
3.12 12. The Steel Curtainites QB DELHOMME,JAKE CAR
Rd# Franchise Pos Player Team ----- ------------------------- --- -------------------- ----
4.01 12. The Steel Curtainites Def CAROLINA CAR
4.02 11. The Nitschke's Def PHILADELPHIA PHI
4.03 7. Baltimore Banyanators RB BENNETT,MICHAEL MIN
4.04 10. Australian Azzkickers TE SMITH,L.J. PHI
4.05 6. Yodelin' Yossarians WR PORTER,JERRY OAK
4.06 4. 864 Areacodes Def MINNESOTA MIN
4.07 3. Theismann's Legs TE CRUMPLER,ALGE ATL
4.08 1. Hanover Hellions WR COLES,LAVERANUES NYJ
4.09 5. S.U.C.M.A. Cocks TE GONZALEZ,TONY KC
4.10 9. Shady Spring Tigers WR EVANS,LEE BUF
4.11 2. Cyg's Calorie Outlets PK VINATIERI,ADAM NE
4.12 8. John Elway's Teeth QB BREES,DREW SD
Rd# Franchise Pos Player Team ----- ------------------------- --- -------------------- ----
5.01 8. John Elway's Teeth WR FITZGERALD,LARRY ARI
5.02 2. Cyg's Calorie Outlets TE WITTEN,JASON DAL
5.03 9. Shady Spring Tigers Def CHICAGO CHI
5.04 5. S.U.C.M.A. Cocks QB PALMER,CARSON CIN
5.05 1. Hanover Hellions WR BRANCH,DEION NE
5.06 3. Theismann's Legs RB JOHNSON,LARRY KC
5.07 4. 864 Areacodes Def TAMPA BAY TB
5.08 6. Yodelin' Yossarians Def WASHINGTON WAS
5.09 10. Australian Azzkickers PK AKERS,DAVID PHI
5.10 7. Baltimore Banyanators RB DAVIS,STEPHEN CAR
5.11 11. The Nitschke's TE CLARK,DALLAS IND
5.12 12. The Steel Curtainites TE HEAP,TODD BAL
Rd# Franchise Pos Player Team ----- ------------------------- --- -------------------- ----
6.01 12. The Steel Curtainites RB ANDERSON,MIKE DEN
6.02 11. The Nitschke's RB WILLIAMS,RICKY MIA
6.03 7. Baltimore Banyanators TE SHOCKEY,JEREMY NYG
6.04 10. Australian Azzkickers Def SAN DIEGO SD
6.05 6. Yodelin' Yossarians QB GREEN,TRENT KC
6.06 4. 864 Areacodes RB HENRY,TRAVIS TEN
6.07 3. Theismann's Legs Def NEW ORLEANS NO
6.08 1. Hanover Hellions QB HASSELBECK,MATT SEA
6.09 5. S.U.C.M.A. Cocks Def JACKSONVILLE JAX
6.10 9. Shady Spring Tigers Def NEW ENGLAND NE
6.11 2. Cyg's Calorie Outlets QB PLUMMER,JAKE DEN
6.12 8. John Elway's Teeth QB GRIESE,BRIAN TB
Rd# Franchise Pos Player Team ----- ------------------------- --- -------------------- ----
7.01 8. John Elway's Teeth PK STOVER,MATT BAL
7.02 2. Cyg's Calorie Outlets RB STALEY,DUCE PIT
7.03 9. Shady Spring Tigers WR CHAMBERS,CHRIS MIA
7.04 5. S.U.C.M.A. Cocks PK GRAHAM,SHAYNE CIN
7.05 1. Hanover Hellions TE COOLEY,CHRIS WAS
7.06 3. Theismann's Legs WR MOSS,SANTANA WAS
7.07 4. 864 Areacodes TE JOLLEY,DOUG NYJ
7.08 6. Yodelin' Yossarians WR BURRESS,PLAXICO NYG
7.09 10. Australian Azzkickers RB FAULK,MARSHALL STL
7.10 7. Baltimore Banyanators WR SMITH,ROD DEN
7.11 11. The Nitschke's QB HARRINGTON,JOEY DET
7.12 12. The Steel Curtainites WR SMITH,JIMMY JAX
Rd# Franchise Pos Player Team ----- ------------------------- --- -------------------- ----
8.01 12. The Steel Curtainites PK JANIKOWSKI,SEBASTIAN OAK
8.02 11. The Nitschke's QB WARNER,KURT ARI
8.03 7. Baltimore Banyanators QB BRADY,TOM NE
8.04 10. Australian Azzkickers WR JOHNSON,KEYSHAWN DAL
8.05 6. Yodelin' Yossarians RB BENSON,CEDRIC CHI
8.06 4. 864 Areacodes TE TROUPE,BEN TEN
8.07 3. Theismann's Legs PK KAEDING,NATE SD
8.08 1. Hanover Hellions QB PENNINGTON,CHAD NYJ
8.09 5. S.U.C.M.A. Cocks WR HOUSHMANDZADEH,T.J. CIN
8.10 9. Shady Spring Tigers TE MCMICHAEL,RANDY MIA
8.11 2. Cyg's Calorie Outlets WR MASON,DERRICK BAL
8.12 8. John Elway's Teeth RB BROWN,CHRIS TEN
Rd# Franchise Pos Player Team ----- ------------------------- --- -------------------- ----
9.01 8. John Elway's Teeth TE JOHNSON,ERIC SF
9.02 2. Cyg's Calorie Outlets Def INDIANAPOLIS IND
9.03 9. Shady Spring Tigers PK LONGWELL,RYAN GB
9.04 5. S.U.C.M.A. Cocks RB BETTIS,JEROME PIT
9.05 1. Hanover Hellions TE WIGGINS,JERMAINE MIN
9.06 3. Theismann's Legs Def MIAMI MIA
9.07 4. 864 Areacodes WR MUHAMMAD,MUHSIN CHI
9.08 6. Yodelin' Yossarians TE MILLER,HEATH PIT
9.09 10. Australian Azzkickers QB MCNAIR,STEVE TEN
9.10 7. Baltimore Banyanators PK ELAM,JASON DEN
9.11 11. The Nitschke's PK BROWN,JOSH SEA
9.12 12. The Steel Curtainites
Def ATLANTA ATL Rd# Franchise Pos Player Team ----- ------------------------- --- -------------------- ----
10.01 12. The Steel Curtainites QB BROOKS,AARON NO
10.02 11. The Nitschke's Def DALLAS DAL
10.03 7. Baltimore Banyanators Def NEW YORK NYJ
10.04 10. Australian Azzkickers Def DENVER DEN
10.05 6. Yodelin' Yossarians TE FRANKS,BUBBA GB
10.06 4. 864 Areacodes QB BOLLER,KYLE BAL
10.07 3. Theismann's Legs QB CARR,DAVID HOU
10.08 1. Hanover Hellions PK EDINGER,PAUL MIN
10.09 5. S.U.C.M.A. Cocks Def CINCINNATI CIN
10.10 9. Shady Spring Tigers QB BLEDSOE,DREW DAL
10.11 2. Cyg's Calorie Outlets WR KENNISON,EDDIE KC
10.12 8. John Elway's Teeth PK REED,JEFF PIT
Rd# Franchise Pos Player Team ----- ------------------------- --- -------------------- ----
11.01 8. John Elway's Teeth Def KANSAS CITY KC
11.02 2. Cyg's Calorie Outlets PK WILKINS,JEFF STL
11.03 9. Shady Spring Tigers TE PUTZIER,JEB DEN
11.04 5. S.U.C.M.A. Cocks PK NUGENT,MIKE NYJ
11.05 1. Hanover Hellions PK KASAY,JOHN CAR
11.06 3. Theismann's Legs TE MILI,ITULA SEA
11.07 4. 864 Areacodes PK CARNEY,JOHN NO
11.08 6. Yodelin' Yossarians PK HANSON,JASON DET
11.09 10. Australian Azzkickers TE POLLARD,MARCUS DET
11.10 7. Baltimore Banyanators PK TYNES,LAWRENCE KC
11.11 11. The Nitschke's PK BROWN,KRIS HOU
11.12 12. The Steel Curtainites PK SCOBEE,JOSH JAX
Rd# Franchise Pos Player Team ----- ------------------------- --- -------------------- ----
12.01 12. The Steel Curtainites TE MANGUM,KRIS CAR
12.02 11. The Nitschke's TE WATSON,BEN NE
12.03 7. Baltimore Banyanators TE CAMPBELL,MARK BUF
12.04 10. Australian Azzkickers PK FEELY,JAY NYG
12.05 6. Yodelin' Yossarians Def ARIZONA ARI
12.06 4. 864 Areacodes PK LINDELL,RIAN BUF
12.07 3. Theismann's Legs PK MARE,OLINDO MIA
12.08 1. Hanover Hellions Def NEW YORK NYG
12.09 5. S.U.C.M.A. Cocks TE MILLER,BILLY CLE
12.10 9. Shady Spring Tigers PK PETERSON,TODD ATL
12.11 2. Cyg's Calorie Outlets TE GRAHAM,DANIEL NE
12.12 8. John Elway's Teeth Def SEATTLE SEA
Rd# Franchise Pos Player Team ----- ------------------------- --- -------------------- ----
13.01 8. John Elway's Teeth WR MOULDS,ERIC BUF
13.02 2. Cyg's Calorie Outlets RB SUGGS,LEE CLE
13.03 9. Shady Spring Tigers RB BARLOW,KEVAN SF
13.04 5. S.U.C.M.A. Cocks RB DUCKETT,T.J. ATL
13.05 1. Hanover Hellions RB SHIPP,MARCEL ARI
13.06 3. Theismann's Legs WR BRYANT,ANTONIO CLE
13.07 4. 864 Areacodes WR CALICO,TYRONE TEN
13.08 6. Yodelin' Yossarians RB PARKER,WILLIE PIT
13.09 10. Australian Azzkickers RB FOSTER,DE'SHAUN CAR
13.10 7. Baltimore Banyanators WR WHITE,DEZ ATL
13.11 11. The Nitschke's WR ROGERS,CHARLES DET
13.12 12. The Steel Curtainites RB JONES,THOMAS CHI
Rd# Franchise Pos Player Team ----- ------------------------- --- -------------------- ----
14.01 12. The Steel Curtainites RB TAYLOR,CHESTER BAL
14.02 11. The Nitschke's RB TOEFIELD,LABRANDON JAX
14.03 7. Baltimore Banyanators WR RANDLE EL,ANTWAAN PIT
14.04 10. Australian Azzkickers RB PITTMAN,MICHAEL TB
14.05 6. Yodelin' Yossarians WR MORGAN,QUINCY DAL
14.06 4. 864 Areacodes RB MOORE,MEWELDE MIN
14.07 3. Theismann's Legs RB MOATS,RYAN PHI
14.08 1. Hanover Hellions WR WILLIAMS,MIKE DET
14.09 5. S.U.C.M.A. Cocks WR EDWARDS,BRAYLON CLE
14.10 9. Shady Spring Tigers WR PRICE,PEERLESS DAL
14.11 2. Cyg's Calorie Outlets RB BLAYLOCK,DERRICK NYJ
14.12 8. John Elway's Teeth QB LOSMAN,J.P. BUF

Draft Tonight!

The Brutal Deluxe Football League Draft is tonight (9/6/2005).  The official start time is 7:00pm, for those attending at my home, you can begin arriving anytime from 6pm onward.
Draft Order:
1. John Elway's Teeth
2. Cyg's Calorie Outlets
3. Shady Spring Tigers
4. S.U.C.M.A. Gamecocks
5. Hanover Hellions
6. "The Hated" Theismann's Legs "and I do mean hated"
7. 864 Areacodes
8. Yodelin' Yossarians "Defending Champions"
9. Australian Azzkickers
10. Baltimore Banyanators
11. The Nitschkes
12. Steel Curtainite

Keepers:
Hanover Hellions:
Curtis Martin and Rudi Johnson
864 Areacodes:
Edgerrin James and Byron Leftwich
Shady Spring Tigers:
Chad Johnson and Marc Bulger
The Hated Theismann's Legs:
Daunte Culpepper and Ladainian Tomlinson
The Nitschkes:
Marvin Harrison and Deuce Mcallister
Cyg's Calorie Outlets:
Donovan McNabb and Corey Dillon
Steel Curtainites:
Terrell Owens and Ahman Green
Baltimore Banyanators:
Peyton Manning and Priest Holmes
SUCMA Gamecocks:
Torry Holt and Randy Moss
Yodeling Yossarians:
Ron Mexico (Mike Vick) and Shaun Alexander
John Elway's Teeth:
Michael Clayton and Jamal Lewis
Australian Azzkickers:
Willis McGahee and Tiki Barber

Hurricane Katrina Aid

Buff News Entry
Please help in whatever way you can with aiding the victims of Hurricane Katrina.  The American Red Cross makes it easy for you to donate directly to hurricane victims. It is also important to remember that many of these folks will need homes rebuilt, organizations like Habitat for Humanity are also excellent choices for donations.  The Salvation Army is an excellent choice for helping those in need and they have a lot of information on various types of donations on their website.

Do what you can, even a small donation is better than doing nothing.  Amazon and Yahoo both have easy links as well for hurricane relief through the American Red Cross.

Brutal Deluxe: 2005 Preseason 5

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This is the fifth Brutal Deluxe football podcast of the 2005 season. Alex, Don, and I talk about last week's preseason games, share our opinions about the best fantasy TE's, DT's and K's, and review some of the latest waiver wire activity. We review the 24 BDFL franchise players (i.e. keepers) and look forward to our draft next Tuesday. The next podcast will be "live" from BDFL headquarters.

Please note that our torrents-only podcast RSS feed has changed. Thanks to Prodigem for providing the feed.

Links: Credits:

BDFL Keepers 2005

I am going to begin listing keepers for the 2005 season.  These could change up to and including August 30th, 2005.  When everyone has checked in, I will not only update this post, but also email all the owners. 

Hanover Hellions:
Curtis Martin and Rudi Johnson
864 Areacodes:
Edgerrin James and Byron Leftwich
Shady Spring Tigers:
Chad Johnson and Marc Bulger
The Hated Theismann's Legs:
Daunte Culpepper and Ladainian Tomlinson
The Nitschkes:
Marvin Harrison and Deuce Mcallister
Cyg's Calorie Outlets:
Donovan McNabb and Corey Dillon
Steel Curtainites:
Terrell Owens and Ahman Green
Baltimore Banyanators:
Peyton Manning and Priest Holmes
SUCMA Gamecocks:
Torry Holt and Randy Moss
Yodeling Yossarians:
Ron Mexico (Mike Vick) and Shaun Alexander
John Elway's Teeth:
Michael Clayton and Jamal Lewis
Australian Azzkickers:
Willis McGahee and Tiki Barber

Brutal Deluxe: 2005 Preseason 4

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This is the fourth Brutal Deluxe football podcast of the 2005 season. Alex, Don, and I talk about some of last week's preseason games, analyze our Yahoo! FF league teams, and we share our opinions about the best fantasy QB's, RB's and WR's.

Please note that my torrents-only podcast RSS feed has changed. Thanks to Prodigem for providing the feed.

Links: Credits:

Brutal Deluxe: 2005 Preseason 3

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This is the third Brutal Deluxe football podcast of the 2005 season. Alex and I review the first full slate of preseason games and share our predictions about the possible "dark horse" fantasy offenses. We also talk about TO's holdout.

Please note that the torrents-only podcast RSS feed has changed. Thanks to Prodigem for providing the feed.

Links:
 • Play Yahoo! Salary Cap Football with us! Our group info is here.
 • Pick the upcoming season's games with us in our Yahoo! Pro Football Pick'Em group! Details here.
 • SportPodcasts.com
 • Podcast Only RSS Feed

Credits:
 • Mixed, recorded, edited and mastered by Alex Harden.
 • Music: "One Big Holiday" by My Morning Jacket from the Wired CD.


Brutal Deluxe: 2005 Preseason 2

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This is the second Brutal Deluxe football podcast of the 2005 season. Alex and I discuss the upcoming BDFL draft, the NFL preseason week 1 buzz, and the Hall Of Fame ceremony & game. I go deep with my memories of Dan Marino and Steve Young. We also try to decide where we're going to go to catch the Sunday Ticket.

We went a little long on this one. Our next show (in two weeks) should be our normal 40-minute podcast.

Please note that the torrents-only podcast RSS feed has changed. Thanks to Prodigem for providing the feed.
Links: 
 • Play Yahoo! Salary Cap Football with us! Our group info is here.
 • SportPodcasts.com

Credits: 
 • Mixed, recorded, edited and mastered by Alex Harden.
 • Music: "One Big Holiday" by My Morning Jacket from the Wired CD.


BDFL Draft Order 2005

The draft order for the Brutal Deluxe Football League has been randomly selected.

1. John Elway's Teeth
2. Cyg's Calorie Outlets
3. Shady Spring Tigers
4. S.U.C.M.A. Gamecocks
5. Hanover Hellions
6. "The Hated" Theismann's Legs "and I do mean hated"
7. 864 Areacodes
8. Yodelin' Yossarians "Defending Champions"
9. Australian Azzkickers
10. Baltimore Banyanators
11. The Nitschkes
12. Steel Curtainites

We will be utilizing a snake or serpentine draft in which owner's selections in each round are done in the reverse order of the previous round for 14 rounds. Each owner in a league is given a draft position of 1 to 12. In Round 1 the owner with draft position 1 selects first, then 2, 3 and so on to the owner with draft position 12. In Round 2 this is reversed. The owner with draft position 12 selects first, then 11, 10 and so on down to the owner with draft position 1. This 1-12, 12-1 process continues throughout the draft. This provides a fairer distribution on players to all teams in the league.

Each team must complete the following draft skeleton of 2 QB's, 3 RB's, 3 WR's, 2 TE's, 2 K's and 2 DT's filled within the first 12 rounds, your keepers apply to the skeleton. The last two rounds can be used for any selections. Having the skeleton in place will stop owners from loading up on positions, such as drafting 5 wideouts in the first 5 rounds.

BDFL Draft 2005

The 2005 Brutal Deluxe Football League draft will take place at 7:00pm on Tuesday, September 6th, 2005. We will again utilize the War Room, the same chat room that we used last season. Please test it out in advance to make sure it works for you. As I mentioned previously, everyone is welcome to join myself here at Brutal Deluxe Headquarters (my home), the more the merrier. If you do not have my home address from prior seasons, let me know and I will provide you the address.

I need each owner to RSVP to me on whether you will be attending. If you cannot attend, provide me with a wish list and I will try to provide you with the best draft I can. Previous years we have done this and have faired quite well for any owner that was unable to attend. I really need to hear from everyone, either comment on this post, email me or post on the forums.

I have also published the 2005 Brutal Deluxe Football League Schedule as well as updated the Rules Section. No major change to the rules, just a cap of 15 free moves per year and a move of Wednesday through Saturday for roster moves. You will notice that soon and throughout the season that I will have an updated waiver wire listed in the right column of the website, just below the team menu. I am working on an interface that I can easily update, so that I can keep it accurate from day to day.

Lastly, I will need to hear from everyone by August 30th with the two players you intend to keep this season. I do not need to know this until August 30th, this will give everyone a week to devise a draft strategy, particularly those who will be unable to join us on draft night. I hope everyone can attend and even more I hope to see you here at the house. There will be beer, wings and snack food. At the conclusion of the draft I will get the rosters posted as soon as possible so that everyone can submit any players that you intend to start on Thursday, September 8th, the first game of the 2005 NFL and BDFL Season!


Brutal Deluxe: 2005 Preseason 1

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This is the first Brutal Deluxe football podcast of the 2005 season. Alex, Don and I talk about the league's new team, the upcoming BDFL draft and our keepers, what's currently going on in the NFL, curling, hockey, and fantasy baseball. It's a veritable sports smorgasbord!

(Recorded yesterday, 7/19 - incorrectly dated it 7/18.) Please note that the torrents-only podcast RSS feed has changed. Thanks to Prodigem for providing the feed.

Links: 
SportPodcasts.com

Credits:
•Mixed, recorded, edited and mastered by Alex Harden.
•Music: "One Big Holiday" by My Morning Jacket from the Wired CD.


A New Season of Podcasts

Though I do not love the idea of seperate RSS feeds for every feature, I am going to provide a seperate RSS feed for podcasts. Mostly because some of the newer directories are looking for podcast only feeds.

Podcast RSS Feed

Tuesday night Alex, Don and I are recording a new podcast, so expect the first podcast of the 2005 season to be published by Wednesday or Thursday. If you are already subscribed to my standard RSS feed, you will continue being notified of new podcasts. The new RSS feed are for those that like such things.

Wanted to mention also, Alex and I would love to have others participate in the podcasts with us this year. Any other owners or fans of the podcast that have broadband and would like to participate, let us know.


Hanover Acquires New Mascot

Buff News Entry

(AP Sports - Mechanicsburg, PA) - The Philadelphia Phillies have always had one of the most beloved sports mascots the Phillie Fanatic. League Commissioner and Hanover Hellion owner Scott Buffington decided to bring a lovable mascot into the BDFL. Gary, the "No Trash" Cougar joined the Hanover Hellion organization today. The Hellions have experienced difficulties with disgruntled Hellion fans dumping their empties in the parking lot following Sunday tail gate parties. Buffington wanting to provide something kid friendly to his young fans opted to kill two birds with one stone.

"Gary the No Trash Cougar will patrol the parking lot before games and after enforcing the no pollute policies as well as providing a fun fuzzy character for the kids", said Buffington. "Sure we could have hired more security, but Gary takes his job seriously and provides a big stuffed animal for the children to dream about following a Hellion win", continued Buffington.

As the reporters looked upon Gary the No Trash Cougar with jaws dropped, we dared not leave any coffee cups behind as we filed in a mad rush out of the press conference. Be sure to pick up after yourself this season when attending Hanover games, and leave the kids at home, otherwise the next place you will be taking them is therapy.


Australia's Azzkickers Join BDFL

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(AP Sports - Mechanicsburg, PA) The one year experiment that was the Arlington Pussies has ended. The estranged team that was the Pottsville Maroons during the 2003 season continues it's quest for a responsible owner. After the disappearance of Pottsville's Gary Rada in 2003 and Arlington's Greg Lydon in 2004, many feel the team is cursed. Star Magazine has reported that the two former owners ran off together to a tropical hideaway. The ill fated franchise was even the subject of a comical sports mystery novel, Brutal Deluxe Season Tickets, yet to be published. Out of the dust of the never proud franchise, from the outback of Australia, the Azzkickers led by owner Daniel Yohe.

Yohe converted his championship Australian rules football team and brings his ass kicking style to the Brutal Deluxe Football League. Daniel Yohe joined by the rock band AC/DC, held his first press conference today at league headquarters in Mechanicsburg, Pennsylvania. Yohe looking like a band member rather than a team owner when approaching the podium whilst members of AC/DC pointed to the team logo hanging on the back wall showing their approval had this to say. "I prefer not to look back at prior seasons. Those seasons did not include me or my coaching staff, I want to look ahead and the success the Azzkickers will have. That is why I am officially declaring the 2005 season the Lock Up Your Daughters tour." Yohe continued, "As you can see I am joined by the esteemed band AC/DC, Angus Young has an announcement equally as big as the Azzkickers joining the league."

Angus Young then made the announcement that AC/DC would be playing before and at halftime of each home game. Said Young, "We are honored to be rocking the BDFL and pleased that the Azzkickers will continue calling Australia their home, thank you mates." The BDFL will be the first American professional football league to have a team call Australia home, adding a whole new meaning to away game.

The press conference ended with AC/DC blasting out the song "Rocker" while Daniel Yohe and league commissioner Scott Buffington did some impromptu head banging.

Brutal Deluxe: 2004 Trophy Ceremony Conversation

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This is a special Brutal Deluxe football podcast from Damon's, the new official home of the yearly BDFL trophy presenation ceremony. League champion Chuck, Scott and Alex talk about the trophy, the last two BDFL seasons, what's currently going on in the NFL, and look forward to next season's BDFL draft. You can view the photos in more detail over at Flickr.

Links:

Credits:


The Brutal Deluxe Football League Trophy (Fixed)

Buff News Entry
I received the new title plate yesterday and the trophy is now ready for Chuck Hoyes den and for the numerous stories to begin being associated with the the where-abouts of said trophy. I thought the package must be Italian, because it had F-R-A-G-I-L-E on the package, "Fra-gee-lay". Fragilé is Italian for "major award". Well, wherever they needed to send it to get the right league name on it.

Actually I want to give a shoutout to Affordable Trophies, they immediately remedied their mistake with no charge and no arguments. Highly recommended and compared to other trophy sites around the internet, their prices cannot be beat.

Not An April Fools Joke

Buff News Entry
Last week I finally received a check from Google for the advertisements I display on the websites. Which meant it was time to order the Brutal Deluxe Football League championship traveling trophy. A decent trophy that each champion could claim during their reign and relinquish it if they failed to defend their title. This is the first year for the traveling trophy and Chuck "Jaboobie" Hoyes has been waiting patiently. I received the trophy the other night, minor problem.

Can you spot what is wrong with this trophy? Fear not, the maker is replacing the error free of charge (just as they should), and the replacement will be arriving Monday, April 4th at the latest. I will fix the minor issue and then arrange to hand the trophy over to Coach Hoyes, who can display the trophy on his mantle until the conclusion of next season, unless of course he defends his title, then he gets to keep it until he is defeated.

Each season a new plate will be ordered with the current champions team and name engraved. The new plate can easily be attached with a small philips screwdriver. There is room for 16 total plates, so the trophy will be traveling amongst the owners for the next 13 years. There are three plates currently engraved, the Steel Curtainites and Mike Amoroso have the privilege of being permanently enshrined on two of the plates and of course Chuck Hoyes and his Yodelin' Yossarians are enshrined on the third, leaving 13 blank plates yet to be claimed.

Brutal Deluxe League Archives

Buff News Entry
I finally finished the archival of the past seasons stats, and you can access them anytime you would like by viewing links to each season near the bottom of the right column. The 2002 Season was played on NFL.com when they were offering free leagues. The 2003 league was set up quite differently with 3 divisions and only 1 conference. We realigned for the 2004 season, creating two conferences with 2 divisions each. Another noticeable change is the increased amount of data we added for the 2004 season. The addition is probably the reason why my CPU runs at 100% when generating the website pages and why I am looking to move to a 64 bit CPU for next season.

2003 Season Archives
2004 Season Archives

Brutal Look at Technology

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UPDATE: (3/18/2005 4pm)- I suppose since I mentioned fancy ways of conference calling I could also throw a simple group chat using something like Yahoo Instant Messenger into the ring. I have not tried it recently but there may be a voice option available with YIM.

Alex Harden and I had touched late last season on possibly using Skype as an additional tool for the draft this coming season. The only downside being that a Skype conference call can only include up to four people. This is not necessarily a problem, as last season four of us drafted from Brutal Deluxe Headquarters (my house). So far we are looking at increasing that number most certainly by at least two, possibly more. So we will only have a few owners that will be in a position of needing to be off-site.

Earlier this week owner Kurt Albin pointed me toward Ventrilo which offers voice over your high-speed connection. The only downside is that I would need to host a Ventrilo server to receive the voice connections. The software involves more setup than Skype, which is about as easy to use as the many instant messengers.

Another option could also be waste, but like Ventrilo which unlike Ventrilo would not require a server to manage connections, just a host to connect to. But like Ventrilo setup is a bit more difficult for the end user.

The chatroom (warroom) that exists here now and served us so well last year will remain, but I definitely want to look at ways at improving our current tools and keeping those options open. Being able to connect and speak to one another is an advantage, but the disadvantage is the additional setup required on each owners part. Any other tools or feedback is welcome.

Brutal Deluxe: Pro Bowl & Keepers

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This is our weekly Brutal Deluxe football podcast. Alex and I talk about the AFC's victory in the Pro Bowl, look at some of the current NFL news, and review who we think who each of the BDFL franchises should keep, going into next season's draft. (Correction: Alex referred to the NFL Network's Rich Eisen as Kenny Mayne. Oops. Sorry, Rich!)

This will be the last BDFL podcast until around the NFL draft weekend of April 23-24. However, keep your podcatcher tuned to Cygweb and Nitevilla for more podcasts.

Links:

Credits:

Brutal Deluxe: Super Bowl XXXIX

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This is our weekly Brutal Deluxe football podcast. Alex and I review the Patriots' Super Bowl victory over the Eagles, take a peek at the Pro Bowl, talk about the ending of the NFL season, and look forward to next season's BDFL draft.

Links:
SportPodcasts.com
Podcastech Forum
Manolas Handmade Soaps (Valentine's Day Gifts In Stock!) <-- Imagine if I charged 2.4 million for advertising! I kid, I kid... ;)

Credits:
• Recorded, edited, mixed and mastered by Alex Harden.
• Music: "One Big Holiday" by My Morning Jacket from the Wired CD & "Dirtbag" by Brad Sucks from the CD I Don't Know What I'm Doing.

Brutal Deluxe: Super Bowl XXXIX Preview

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This is our weekly Brutal Deluxe football podcast. Alex and I talk more about the upcoming (finally!) Super Bowl matchup and about the joys of Manolas Handmade Soaps.

Links:
SportPodcasts.com
Podcastech Forum
Manolas Handmade Soaps (Valentine's Day Gifts In Stock!)

Credits:
• Recorded, edited, mixed and mastered by Alex Harden.
• Music: "One Big Holiday" by My Morning Jacket from the Wired CD & "Dirtbag" by Brad Sucks from the CD I Don't Know What I'm Doing.

Brutal Deluxe: NFL Conference Championships and Super Bowl Preview

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This is our weekly Brutal Deluxe football podcast. Alex and I review the conference championship games and talk about this year's Super Bowl matchup.
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Brutal Deluxe: NFL Divisional Playoffs and Conference Championships

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17.1MB 64kbps Stereo MP3 37m 23s
This is our weekly Brutal Deluxe football podcast. Alex and I review the divisional playoff games and look ahead at this week's conference championships. We also talk about being listed on a new sports-related podcasts site and make a special announcement related to podcasting in general.
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2005 Rule Change Suggestions

I will be posting this to the forums and emailing the owners as well, but thought I might as well post it here first. Following the conclusion of the regular season I received a few suggestions for rule changes regarding roster moves and the roster in general. I feel the suggestions are worth having the other owners look at and think about during the off season. I also wanted to post something while the changes were still fresh in my mind. If there is anything you would like to add to these suggestions, please feel free.
  1. Maintain the draft skeleton throughout the season, rather than dropping it after the draft. Meaning you would have to maintain the following minimum, 2 QB's, 3 RB's, 3 WR's, 2 TE's, 2 K's and 2 DT's. The rest of your 16 player lineup could be assorted however you like. The thought process being that the free agent market would remain rich.
  2. Roster moves would begin on Thursday of each week. Meaning you could send them to me as soon as you wold like, but I would not begin processing moves until Thursday. The thinking being that all owners would have equal opportunity to research and see emerging stars. Thus making the waiver wire order more important.
  3. A limit of 15 roster moves for the entire season, with the option of paying $1 dollar for each roster move after the 15th made during the season. So if you choose to make roster moves after your 15th, you would pay $1 dollar beginning with your 16th for each made. The additional money would contribute to the champions pot. I think only 3 teams made more than 15 moves this season, one of them was my team and my final two roster moves were a joke, being Gary Anderson and Jeff George. So I doubt anyone would eclipse 15 moves.
Those are the three that have been brought to my attention. If you would like to provide feedback and or more suggestions, feel free. Do keep in mind that our champion this season had a total of 3 roster moves.

Brutal Deluxe: NFL Wild Cards and Divisional Playoffs

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The torrent is available here.(Torrent courtesy of Prodigem.) This is our weekly Brutal Deluxe football podcast. Alex and I review the Wild Card playoff games and look ahead at this week's Divisional round matchups. We also look at this week's news, such as some of the notable finalists for the Pro Football Hall of Fame.
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Buff v6.3

The past few evenings I have been working on upgrading the CMS to Buff v6.3. During the last major rewrite I had not maintained the multi-user feature. I did not need multiple user support on Nitevilla, but I do need it here on Brutal Deluxe. I also wanted to add some simple features that enabled those unfamiliar with html to easily be able post articles utilizing html easily. To do this I needed to add a "What You See Is What You Get" editor. I encourage the owners to play around with WYSIWYG editor, which also enables you to switch over to the html source if you so choose. Your posts can be as simple or as marked up as you would like. If you just want to type a news article or propose a trade you can do just that. You can upload an image or you can skip uploading an image. If you ever posted a news article before, you will have the ability to edit your old posts. Editing posts was something I really wanted to give to the owners.

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New Features Include:


  • Better markup that better borders included images.
  • WYSIWYG editor for easy bulleting, color, backgrounding, and much more.
  • Ability to edit previously posted news.
  • Comment spam feature (added to nitevilla too).
  • Better xml feeds.
  • Some more stuff I forgot about.

Now, this might be a bit buggy for a while, I am still playing around with the tools and so forth. No doubt some of you may discover issues which I have not run into. If you want to try it out, do not worry about messed up posts or anything. As always I can assist with editing and/or deleting posts. If you subscribe to Brutal Deluxe via one of our feeds, I encourage you to use the Feedburner Feed which will work much better across all the various feed readers.

I am also still moving some old news articles over, I want to move some of the old items out on the forum from two seasons ago. I moved a few, but still have more to go. If you comment here or over at Nitevilla you will notice that I added a question to each website that must be answered in order to comment. The benefit of writing your own CMS/blog tool, besides learning a helluva lot, is that the spambots do not know how to comment on your website, as they do not recognize the name of the CMS engine. Apparently one of the spambots figured me out, I had received the first three spam comments ever on Nitevilla two days ago. I immediately instituted a simple feature that at least assures you are a human. Webjones was the inspiration for the idea, and as I have always said, if I like a feature or see a use for it, I will add it. Another major benefit is that Buff v6.3 is by far, much lighter than any of the CMS/blog tools you can download and install, I like conserving server space.


Brutal Deluxe: NFL Week 17 and Wild Cards

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This is our weekly Brutal Deluxe football podcast. Alex and I review the last weekend of the NFL season, look at the Wild Card round playoff matchups. Of course, we talk about the Bills-Steelers game for a bit.
Credits:
• Recorded, edited, mixed and mastered by Alex Harden.
• Music: "One Big Holiday" by My Morning Jacket from the Wired CD & "Dirtbag" by Brad Sucks from the CD I Don't Know What I'm Doing.

Recommended podcatchers:
iPodder (Mac and Windows)
Doppler (Windows)

Hoyes Celebrates Victory

Buff News Entry
[AP Sportswire, Harrisburg, PA] - Chuck Hoyes, whose Yodelin' Yossarians play their home games at Mile High Stadium in Denver, calls Carlisle, Pennsylvania home. Hoyes celebrated his Christmas Brutal Bowl III victory by taking a dip in the frigid Susquehanna River on New Years Day.

Hoyes (pictured) , sporting a Grizzly Adams like beard, was joined by a large crowd of Yossarian fans. The Yossarians' owner and fans were all smiles as they continued celebrating an amazing championship that saw the Yossarians defeat two of the league's highest touted teams in back to back weeks.

You can view more photos of Hoyes and the Yossarian fans jumping into the Susquehanna on the official Yodelin' Yossarian website.

Brutal Deluxe: NFL Weeks 16 & 17; BDFL Wrapup

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This is our weekly Brutal Deluxe football podcast. Alex and I review the outcome of Brutal Bowl III. We discuss a possible opening in the BDFL for the 2005 season. We talk about the past and upcoming NFL weekends, and what's currently going on in between them. We take a look at the NFL playoff picture with one week to go in the regular season. And Alex expresses his hope the Bills get the win and the help they need to make it into the playoffs!
Credits:
• Recorded, edited, mixed and mastered by Alex Harden.
• Music: "One Big Holiday" by My Morning Jacket from the Wired CD & "Dirtbag" by Brad Sucks from the CD I Don't Know What I'm Doing.

Recommended podcatchers:
iPodder (Mac and Windows)
Doppler (Windows)

Yodelin' Yossarians : World Champions

Buff News Entry
[AP Sportswire - Buffalo, NY] - The Brutal Deluxe Football League concluded the 2004 season Monday night at Ralph Wilson Stadium. The game between the Baltimore Banyanators and the Yodelin' Yossarians lived up to all the hype and will go down as one of the greatest championship games in league history. At the conclusion of the night, Chuck Hoyes' Yodelin' Yossarians claimed the championship trophy and are your BDFL Champions.

The game was a fantastic shootout with the Baltimore Banyanators jumping out early. The Yossarians had no answer for Donald Driver in the first half and more than the air superiority belonged to Kurt Albin's team early. The Banyanators appeared to be gaining control of the game as Larry Johnson earned Baltimore control of the ground game and the clock in the first half. For all intensive purposes, the game appeared over early and the dominating Banyanators looked to be on their way to the win.

The second half was a complete 180 degree turnaround from the first half. The Yossarians never wavered and stayed with their running game. The persistence paid off as the Yossarians ripped the usually stingy Baltimore defense for over 350 yards on the ground. Shaun Alexander, Domanick Davis and Warrick Dunn pounded away at the Baltimore defense like a heavy weight boxer pounding his opponent with body shot after body shot. Kurt Albin and his Banyanators watched in shock as their lead slowly evaporated. With 6 minutes left in the game the Yossarians had full control of the game. Peyton Manning attempted a late rally and the game came down to a David Akers' kick. Banyanator fans were crushed as Akers' 65 yard game winning attempt sailed "wide right".

Baltimore owner Kurt Albin cut Akers following the game and the whole Baltimore organization was visibly crushed. Yossarian owner Chuck Hoyes will celebrate his first championship by jumping into the freezing waters of the Susquehanna River on January 1st, 2005. The Yodelin' Yossarians are the Brutal Deluxe Football League 2005 Champions.

Goat Boy!

Buff News Entry
Following their loss to the Yossarians in Brutal Bowl III, Banyanator Owner & President (Kurt Albin) went off on David Akers in the post game press conference. Albin was visibly upset and had this to say about Akers, "David knew what we expected of him and still chose to let down the millions and millions of Banyanator fans world wide. David had a chance to be a hero, an icon, but instead he chose to run and hide. He's a zero, a damn goat and he'll never wear a banyanators uniform again. We needed David to be Hulk Hogan and instead he gave us Brooklyn Brawler. We needed the Road Warriors and instead he gave us the Mulkey Brothers! What a shithead! We're already looking forward to next year. We'll be back, but David won't!". Albin concluded by congratulating the Yossarians on a fine season that ended in Championship fashion.

Hero or Goat?

Buff News Entry
The hearts and souls of millions of Banyanators fans worldwide tonight rest on the leg of David Akers. It will take a colossal effort from Akers to propel the Banyanators past the Yodelin Yossarians in the league championship game. The cork is already off the champagne at Yossarian headquarters, where the Yossarians hold a commanding 125-109 lead in Brutal Bowl III. While victory is unlikely, the Banyanators have yet to throw in the towel. Banyanator Owner & President (Kurt Albin) has been in closed door meetings with Akers all day.

While Albin couldn't be reached for comment prior to Monday Nights game, he had this to say last night, "David is coming off a career worst week, posting -1 points. David has a chance to redeem himself. He scored 17 points in week 13 and we'll need another effort like that from him for us to get to where we want to be. David has a chance to become an icon in Banyanator lore. Anything less than a championship is an unsuccessful season. David knows my stance on his performance tonight. It's do or die, do or die!".

Brutal Deluxe: NFL Weeks 15 & 16; Brutal Bowl III

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This is our weekly Brutal Deluxe football podcast. Alex and I review the second week of the BDFL playoffs and look at the Brutal Bowl III matchup. We talk about the past and upcoming NFL weekends, and what's currently going on in between them. We talk about the Darius/Ferguson incident from the Packers-Jaguars game. We also take a look at the Pro Bowl rosters that were published Wednesday.
Credits:
• Recorded, edited, mixed and mastered by Alex Harden.
• Music: "One Big Holiday" by My Morning Jacket from the Wired CD.

Recommended podcatchers:
iPodder (Mac and Windows)
Doppler (Windows)

Subscribing to Alex Harden's RSS Feed or my RSS Feed via your Podcatcher enables you to retrieve the latest Podcasts whenever they are published.

Brutal Bowl III

[AP Sportswire]- The Brutal Deluxe Football League 2004 Brutal Bowl match-up is set. Brutal Bowl III will be played at Ralph Wilson Stadium, Buffalo, New York and feature the favorite Baltimore Banyanators versus the surprising Yodelin' Yossarians.

Chuck Hoyes Yodelin' Yossarians are the surprise of the BDFL this season after starting 0-5 and battling their way from a wild card spot into the championship game. Going into week 8 the Yossarians sat at 1-6 and no one except maybe Hoyes would have thought this team had a shot at the post season, much less the championship game. The Yodelin' Yossarians dismantled the hated Theismann's Legs, shooting them down 144-130. Hoyes perhaps had the most faith in his draft out of any owner this season. His only move was dropping Brad Johnson and picking up Carson Palmer to fill in for Michael Vick during his bye week.

The Baltimore Banyanators did what they have done all season to John Elway's Teeth, they mauled them 115-59. The Banyanators have only lost once all season as they carry their 14-1 record northward. The Banyanators are the exact opposite of their upcoming opponent. They clinched a playoff spot and their division title just as the Yossarians were beginning to win games. Kurt Albin other than relying mostly on Peyton Manning, the Baltimore defense and Priest Holmes prior to his injury have made several moves this season to solidify his running and receiving game. No one is surprised to see the Banyanators playing for the championship, now they only need one more win to finish the most impressive season in BDFL history. Be sure to tune in this weekend for what should be a cold, hard hitting and exciting finish to the BDFL season that will see a new champion crowned.

Brutal Deluxe: NFL Weeks 14 & 15

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This is our weekly Brutal Deluxe football podcast. Alex and I review the first week of the BDFL playoffs. We talk about the past and upcoming NFL weekends, and what's currently going on in between them. It's now my turn to lament -- about the Hellions getting beat in the playoffs. ;)
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Wait Until Next Year

Buff News Entry
[AP Sportswire - Hanover, PA] -Although the Hellions managed to battle into the playoffs, they lost their final two games of the year. Expectations were high this season and the Hellion fans expected a division title and a deep run into the playoffs behind a punishing running game and a bruising defense. But after this weeks loss to the hated Theismann's Legs, fans were left with that empty feeling and with nothing left to do but wait until next year.

Following Sunday's loss, Scott Buffington fired his outsourced coaching staff and resumed his coaching duties. When questioned on the coaching move, Buffington sounded off one statement, "WE MUST PROTECT THIS HOUSE!"

Expectations will continue to be high next season as the Hellions feel they have a solid running game that they can carry into the future. They feel they are only missing that one piece of the puzzle, that one lights out player. The Hellions scored consistently this season, but that consistent scoring did not result in a winning season. The Hellions finished second in the power rankings this season and yet only their defense finished in the top ten in scoring. The team depended on everyone contributing and that formula let them down during their playoff run.

Another season in which the Hellions will spend the Holidays at home. Clinton Portis perhaps put it best when he said all he wanted for Christmas was a championship for his beloved Hellions. Portis is living his dream playing for the Hellions, a team he dreamed of playing for since he saw the converted All-Star Traveling Flag Football Team play and beat an NFL All-Star team back in the 1980's.

2004 BDFL Top 100 Players

Here are the top 100 players for the Brutal Deluxe Football League 2004 regular season. This season was no doubt the year of the quarterback. During the off season I will be archiving all our stats for the past two seasons here on the website and provide easy access for you to go back and relive the seasons that were.
2004 Brutal Deluxe Football League Player Stats
2004 Wk#1 through Wk#14
Sort by:Starter Points/Average Fantasy Points
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                                    Fantasy               Strt   Avg
  # Pos Player              NFL Bye Team                   Pts   Pts
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  1 QB  MANNING,PEYTON      IND   6 Baltimore Banyanators  385 32.08
  2 QB  CULPEPPER,DAUNTE    MIN   4 Theismann's Legs       329 27.42
  3 QB  MCNABB,DONOVAN      PHI   5 Cyg's Calorie Outlets  309 25.75
  4 Def BALTIMORE           BAL   6 Baltimore Banyanators  233 19.42
  5 RB  ALEXANDER,SHAUN     SEA   4 Yodelin' Yossarians    218 18.17
  6 RB  BARBER,TIKI         NYG   6 Arlington Pussies      212 18.17
  7 RB  TOMLINSON,LADAINIAN SD   10 Theismann's Legs       201 16.75
  8 RB  JAMES,EDGERRIN      IND   6 864 Areacodes          199 16.58
  9 WR  OWENS,TERRELL       PHI   5 The Steel Curtainites  192 16.00
 10 Def PITTSBURGH          PIT   7 Hanover Hellions       191 19.83
 11 QB  VICK,MICHAEL        ATL   9 Yodelin' Yossarians    191 15.92
 12 RB  MARTIN,CURTIS       NYJ   3 Hanover Hellions       190 17.33
 13 RB  HOLMES,PRIEST       KC    5 Baltimore Banyanators  188 23.50
 14 Def PHILADELPHIA        PHI   5 Cyg's Calorie Outlets  181 16.08
 15 Def NY JETS             NYJ   3 The Nitschke's         179 16.25
 16 QB  FAVRE,BRETT         GB    9 S.U.C.M.A. Cocks       171 18.58
 17 RB  WESTBROOK,BRIAN     PHI   5 The Steel Curtainites  167 15.27
 18 QB  PLUMMER,JAKE        DEN  10 Shady Spring Tigers    159 18.58
 19 RB  DILLON,COREY        NE    3 Cyg's Calorie Outlets  154 15.64
 20 QB  GREEN,TRENT         KC    5 Hanover Hellions       153 17.92
 21 RB  DAVIS,DOMANICK      HOU   7 Yodelin' Yossarians    153 14.09
 22 WR  HORN,JOE            NO    8 Cyg's Calorie Outlets  153 13.08
 23 QB  BROOKS,AARON        NO    8 864 Areacodes          151 17.42
 24 WR  HARRISON,MARVIN     IND   6 The Nitschke's         151 12.58
 25 QB  BRADY,TOM           NE    3 John Elway's Teeth     148 16.17
 26 RB  PORTIS,CLINTON      WAS   7 Hanover Hellions       147 12.33
 27 RB  GREEN,AHMAN         GB    9 The Steel Curtainites  143 13.00
 28 WR  WAYNE,REGGIE        IND   6 Theismann's Legs       141 11.75
 29 WR  WALKER,JAVON        GB    9 Theismann's Legs       140 12.75
 30 Def WASHINGTON          WAS   7 Theismann's Legs       137 15.92
 31 Def TENNESSEE           TEN   9 864 Areacodes          137 13.83
 32 WR  JOHNSON,CHAD        CIN   5 Shady Spring Tigers    136 11.33
 33 QB  PENNINGTON,CHAD     NYJ   3 The Steel Curtainites  135 15.00
 34 Def NEW ENGLAND         NE    3 Arlington Pussies      133 18.08
 35 WR  HOLT,TORRY          STL   8 S.U.C.M.A. Cocks       132 11.00
 36 TE  GATES,ANTONIO       SD   10 The Steel Curtainites  130 12.08
 37 RB  TAYLOR,FRED         JAX   9 S.U.C.M.A. Cocks       130 10.83
 38 QB  HASSELBECK,MATT     SEA   4 The Nitschke's         129 15.91
 39 Def BUFFALO             BUF   3 Shady Spring Tigers    126 18.83
 40 K   VINATIERI,ADAM      NE    3 S.U.C.M.A. Cocks       124 10.33
 41 WR  JOHNSON,ANDRE       HOU   7 Arlington Pussies      124 10.33
 42 RB  JONES,THOMAS        CHI   5 Shady Spring Tigers    117 11.70
 43 WR  BRUCE,ISAAC         STL   8 Hanover Hellions       117  9.75
 44 Def SEATTLE             SEA   4 S.U.C.M.A. Cocks       116 15.67
 45 RB  FAULK,MARSHALL      STL   8 864 Areacodes          114 10.36
 46 TE  GONZALEZ,TONY       KC    5 John Elway's Teeth     112  9.33
 47 K   AKERS,DAVID         PHI   5 Baltimore Banyanators  112  9.33
 48 RB  BROWN,CHRIS         TEN   9 The Nitschke's         108 12.90
 49 WR  WARD,HINES          PIT   7 John Elway's Teeth     108  9.00
 50 RB  DROUGHNS,REUBEN     DEN  10 Hanover Hellions       106 11.42
 51 RB  SMITH,EMMITT        ARI   6 Arlington Pussies      106 10.91
 52 RB  BETTIS,JEROME       PIT   7 Shady Spring Tigers    106 10.42
 53 Def NY GIANTS           NYG   6 Shady Spring Tigers    103 14.58
 54 Def MINNESOTA           MIN   4 Yodelin' Yossarians    102 12.33
 55 WR  SMITH,JIMMY         JAX   9 Baltimore Banyanators  102  8.92
 56 RB  JOHNSON,RUDI        CIN   5 Hanover Hellions       101 12.00
 57 TE  CRUMPLER,ALGE       ATL   9 Hanover Hellions       101  8.42
 58 RB  LEWIS,JAMAL         BAL   6 John Elway's Teeth      99 12.38
 59 RB  PITTMAN,MICHAEL     TB    8 Cyg's Calorie Outlets   98 15.44
 60 WR  MOULDS,ERIC         BUF   3 864 Areacodes           98  8.92
 61 RB  BARLOW,KEVAN        SF    7 John Elway's Teeth      98  8.67
 62 WR  MOSS,RANDY          MIN   4 S.U.C.M.A. Cocks        96 10.67
 63 RB  MCALLISTER,DEUCE    NO    8 The Nitschke's          94 10.20
 64 K   GRAHAM,SHAYNE       CIN   5 Cyg's Calorie Outlets   94  8.33
 65 WR  JOHNSON,KEYSHAWN    DAL   4 Yodelin' Yossarians     93  8.50
 66 Def ARIZONA             ARI   6 The Steel Curtainites   91 14.00
 67 WR  STOKLEY,BRANDON     IND   6 864 Areacodes           91 11.25
 68 Def TAMPA BAY           TB    8 Theismann's Legs        88 17.17
 69 WR  JACKSON,DARRELL     SEA   4 Theismann's Legs        88  9.67
 70 K   ELAM,JASON          DEN  10 Hanover Hellions        88  7.33
 71 K   LONGWELL,RYAN       GB    9 Arlington Pussies       88  7.33
 72 QB  BULGER,MARC         STL   8 Shady Spring Tigers     87 18.17
 73 Def ATLANTA             ATL   9 Arlington Pussies       87 16.00
 74 WR  MASON,DERRICK       TEN   9 Shady Spring Tigers     86  9.67
 75 Def DENVER              DEN  10 S.U.C.M.A. Cocks        85 14.58
 76 TE  MCMICHAEL,RANDY     MIA  10 Baltimore Banyanators   84  7.00
 77 WR  WILLIAMS,ROY        DET   4 John Elway's Teeth      83  8.30
 78 K   CARNEY,JOHN         NO    8 864 Areacodes           83  6.92
 79 QB  BREES,DREW          SD   10 The Nitschke's          78 19.33
 80 WR  SMITH,ROD           DEN  10 Hanover Hellions        77  9.17
 81 WR  DRIVER,DONALD       GB    9 Baltimore Banyanators   76  9.25
 82 RB  JONES,KEVIN         DET   4 Theismann's Legs        75  8.18
 83 K   STOVER,MATT         BAL   6 John Elway's Teeth      75  7.25
 84 K   ANDERSEN,MORTEN     MIN   4 Shady Spring Tigers     73  6.08
 85 RB  DUNN,WARRICK        ATL   9 Yodelin' Yossarians     72  9.58
 86 WR  BENNETT,DREW        TEN   9 Cyg's Calorie Outlets   72  9.08
 87 RB  BLAYLOCK,DERRICK    KC    5 The Steel Curtainites   68 10.00
 88 WR  FITZGERALD,LARRY    ARI   6 The Steel Curtainites   67  6.67
 89 QB  BLEDSOE,DREW        BUF   3 Arlington Pussies       66 13.00
 90 RB  SMITH,ONTERRIO      MIN   4 Baltimore Banyanators   66 10.63
 91 RB  STALEY,DUCE         PIT   7 Arlington Pussies       66  9.50
 92 RB  JONES,JULIUS        DAL   4 Baltimore Banyanators   65 18.25
 93 WR  MOSS,SANTANA        NYJ   3 Yodelin' Yossarians     64  6.55
 94 QB  ROETHLISBERGER,BEN  PIT   7 Hanover Hellions        61 14.18
 95 WR  BURRESS,PLAXICO     PIT   7 Yodelin' Yossarians     61  8.00
 96 RB  MCGAHEE,WILLIS      BUF   3 Arlington Pussies       60 10.75
 97 TE  WITTEN,JASON        DAL   4 Cyg's Calorie Outlets   60  7.92
 98 WR  CLAYTON,MICHAEL     TB    8 John Elway's Teeth      58  8.42
 99 QB  MCNAIR,STEVE        TEN   9 Arlington Pussies       57 11.50
100 WR  BURLESON,NATE       MIN   4 S.U.C.M.A. Cocks        57  8.58

Brutal Deluxe: NFL Weeks 13 & 14

15.4MB 48kbps MP3 44m 55s
This is our weekly Brutal Deluxe football podcast. Scott and Alex review the end of the regular season and the first week of the playoffs. They talk about the past and upcoming NFL weekends, and what's currently going on in between them. Alex also laments about the Outlets not getting into the playoffs some more. ;)
Credits:
• Recorded, edited, mixed and mastered by Alex Harden.
• Music: "One Big Holiday" by My Morning Jacket from the Wired CD.

Recommended podcatchers:
iPodder (Mac and Windows)
Doppler (Windows)

Update:
Alex Harden and I received some mentions from Eric Rice. Thanks Eric, very cool!

BDFL Playoffs Begin

Another regular season complete and another season that came right down to the wire. The final playoff picture was not set until the conclusion of the final game of week 13. The following playoff schedule will be played in week 14.

Hanover Hellions at Theismann's Legs
Yodelin' Yossarians at S.U.C.M.A. Gamecocks
Arlington Pussies at Baltimore Banyanators
John Elway's Teeth at The Steel Curtainites

To all the teams that qualified for the 2004 Playoffs, congratulations. The League Finances have been updated and for those that did not make the playoffs, you have the option of receiving your payment or putting it towards next season's entry fee.

Tune in Sunday to witness the first round of the Brutal Deluxe Football League Playoffs. Now the games mean more, one loss and you are going home until next season.

Cyg's Calore Outlets 2004: Late To The Party

Buff News Entry
Cyg's Calorie Outlets played their hearts out this week, amassing the highest single-week point total of the BDFL season (185) in a drubbing of Theismann's Legs; however, they didn't get the help they needed to make it into this year's playoffs. They ended up in third place in the hotly contested Mid Penn division.

The Outlets fared much better in the second half of this season than the first, finding a winning identity and scoring big point totals in three of the last four weeks of the regular season. Coming back from 0-5 to make the playoffs was improbable, but finishing 5-3 leaves the team with high hopes for next season. Among the positives for the Outlets:

* It will be tough for them to pick their keepers for next season. Having some of the league's marquee players (QB Donovan McNabb, RB Corey Dillon) and up-and-comers (RB Julius Jones, TE Jason Witten) is a good situation for them to be in.
* They ranked fifth in Kurt Albin's BDFL 2004 Power Rankings and were hailed by the coach of the league-leading Baltimore Banyanators as the winners of the "I DESERVE TO BE IN THE PLAYOFFS BUT AM NOT" award.
* They scored the fourth-highest number of points in the season and had the second-highest points-against total.

Outlets coach Alex Harden says he's now ready to enjoy the BDFL playoffs and provide color commentary in his weekly podcast with Hanover Hellions coach Scott Buffington. "I fully expect us to come off the field with a win after the first week of next season," said Harden. "Whatever it takes."

Break It Down


Well, the regular season is complete and once again I'm going to breakdown each team over the course of this season. Each week we all play one game, but what if we played every team every week instead of our one scheduled opponent? Instead of 13 games we would all end up having played 143 games. Looking at teams in this fashion gives a much better picture of how good or how bad each team actually is.

The following season breakdown provides a snapshot of how each team would have faired had it played every team each week, using the lineups which were actually submitted. Record, winning percentage, and power rank are listed in accordance with each team's breakdown. Survey says:

1 Baltimore Banyanators 117-25-1 (82.2%)
2 Hanover Hellions 98-45 (68.5%)
3 Theismann's Legs 88-54-1 (61.9%)
4 The Steel Curtainites 81-60-2 (57.3%)
5 Cyg's Calorie Outlets 80-63 (55.9%)
6 John Elway's Teeth 70-73 (48.95%)
7 SUCMA Gamecocks 70-73 (48.95%)
8 864 Areacodes 54-86-3 (38.8%)
9 Yodelin Yossarians 51-91-1 (36.01%)
10 Shady Spring Tigers 50-90-3 (36.01%)
11 The Nitschke's 47-95-1 (33.2%)
12 Arlington Pussies 46-97 (32.2%)

Based on each team's breakdown, there are a few awards which need to be handed out.

We'll begin with the Arlington Pussies who clean up in this year's award presentation. The Arlington Pussies (formerly known as the Pottsville Maroons) have once again captured the league's ARMPIT AWARD, which goes to the worst statistical team in the league based on breakdown. Now we know why Greg Lydon didn't submit a lineup for most of the year. He smelled the ARMPIT AWARD was within reach. Fate looked kindly on the Pussies this year. Even as the league's biggest armpit franchise, the Pussies have squeaked into the playoffs and for that the Arlington Pussies also win the league's LUCKIEST MOFO & LUCKIEST SCHEDULE AWARD. This franchise has a 46-97 breakdown and still made the playoffs. I think someone sold their soul.

Next we move on to the DOMINATOR AWARD, which goes to the team who would have beaten another team every week of the season. Several teams were close to throughly dominating a particular opponent week in and week out, but only one team would have laid a pistol whipping on another team each week this season. That team is the Baltimore Banyanators, who would have spanked the Shady Spring Tigers every week this season for a perfect 13-0 mark.

Moving on, we come to an award which was won by the Banyanators last year. This year's I DESERVE TO BE IN THE PLAYOFFS BUT AM NOT AWARD goes to Cyg's Calorie Outlets who have the 5th best breakdown in the league at 80-63. If only Cyg's could have found some of the Karma from the scheduling gods that worked so well for Arlington. Cyg's deserves a shoutout. They could have been a contender.

The last award is the SNEAKY BASTARD AWARD, which goes to last year's champion (The Steel Curtainites). The Curtainites are looking to 3peat as champ and have quietly positioned their team to do so. Can anyone stop this dynasty? We'll find out soon enough.

Scoring Via RSS Feed and More

I made a few more updates providing you the ability to monitor scoring on game day via a RSS Feed as well as further additions to the reporting on your team page. I realize it is late in the season, but I have a lot of off-season work planned with league history and news publishing enhancements. So I wanted to get these features implemented before they slipped my mind.

If you are not already using RSS or Atom Feeds to monitor websites you frequently visit. You should read-up on the technology. I currently use feeds from many websites, including news sites with Bloglines. That way I can just visit Bloglines and see which websites have been updated. There are many, many uses for RSS and I thought Live Scoring would be a very good use. Especially since all sorts of portable devices are also able to retrieve RSS feeds. The RSS feed will update at the same interval as the webpage, roughly every 10 to 20 minutes.

The team pages now provide additional totals, which includes potential point totals, starter point totals and bench point totals for each week of the season. This is a minor addition but will provide you a good reference on your team page for your weekly scoring.

No Need to Click Here - I'm just claiming my feed at Feedster


Big Brown Keg Shootout

Buff News Entry
[AP Sportswire, Baltimore, MD] - This week Kurt Albin's Baltimore Banyanators and Scott Buffington's Hanover Hellions meet up to do battle for the Big Brown Keg. The Hellions coming off their third straight win since outsourcing their coaching and playing in their second trophy game in as many weeks look to win back the Big Brown Keg.

The Balitmore Banyanators currently have the Big Brown Keg after winning last year in a romp, 112 to 45 over the Hanover Hellions. The series is only three years old and currently stands at 1 and 1. The loser of the game has to pay to fill the keg with the winner's choice of brew. The winner then claims the keg and bragging rights until next season.

Both teams are red hot right now, the Banyanators hold the best record in the league and have only lost once this season. The Hellions have won three straight and earned a playoff bid after trouncing the hated Theismann's Legs this past weekend to win the Basement Gym Gymboree and keep their hopes for a division title alive. The Big Brown Keg Shootout looks like it will live up to it's name and be a true shootout.

Kurt Albin having just brought the Keg from storage had this to say, "I like Fosters Lager, that's Australian for Banyanators are gonna win".

Scott Buffington was seated in the section where Alge Crumpler's fans congregate and are affectionately known as "Alge's Army" during the dismantling of the hated Theismann's Legs. As the gun sounded ending the game, Buffington ran from the stands screaming like a little girl, skipping and jumping in the air. Crumpler had sealed the victory just before halftime with two fantastic catches, one being for a TD, Buffington had this to say, "Out of no where came Alge Crumpler riding a white stallion down the field, heading up Alge’s Army!" After dragging his dumbbell trophy off the field an out of breath Buffington continued, "I would like Yuengling Lager in the Keg, that's Pennsylvanian for Hellions are gonna win!"

This one is heating up, other than the Keg, the Big Brown Keg Shootout does not mean nearly as much to the Banyanators as it does to the Hellions. The Hellions need Cyg's Calorie Outlets to defeat the hated Theismann's Legs as well as a victory in the Big Brown Keg Shootout to claim their first division title.

Brutal Deluxe: NFL Weeks 12 & 13

9.44MB 48kbps MP3 27m 28s

This is our second Brutal Deluxe podcast. With one week to go in the BDFL regular season, Scott reviews the playoff picture. Alex and Scott talk about the past and upcoming NFL weekends, and what's currently going on in between them. We also talk about doing next year's BDFL draft via Skype.
Credits:
• Recorded, edited, mixed and mastered by Alex Harden
• Music: "One Big Holiday" by My Morning Jacket from the Wired CD.

Recommended podcatchers:
iPodder (Mac and Windows)
Doppler (Windows)

Basement Gym Gymboree

Buff News Entry
[AP Sportswire, Hanover, PA] - The hated Theismann's Legs travel 100 miles north to do battle with the Hanover Hellions at Shepard and Myers Field, Hanover, Pennsylvania in the Basement Gym Gymboree. The game is so intense, being not only an intra-divisional game but a match up between two owners who weight train together and trash talk all season long, that the game has become known as the Basement Gym Gymboree.

The game features the only trophy that is a true challenge for the winner to carry off the field. The Inch Dumbbell weighs 172 pounds and measures in at 20" overall length, 8.5" diameter of the spheres at each end, and the handle iss 7.75" in circumference, 2.47" in diameter and 4" long between each sphere. Tom Steck and his hated Theismann's Legs currently struggle to hold onto the trophy following a four point win in week two. The hated Legs also hold a slim 2 - 1 lead in the series.

"I plan to carry that trophy off the field this week", said Scott Buffington. He continued, "At least I will not need our linemen to help me carry it off the field either".

Tom Steck of the hated Legs was unavailable for comment, apparently upset about something a couple of his players did not do on Thanksgiving Day.

ICYG Brutal Deluxe Podcast

Alex of Cyg's Calorie Outlets fame and myself got together on Skype for a quick ICYG Brutal Deluxe Podcast. We utilized Alex's excellent audio recording talents, which he uses over at ICYG, to record an NFL conversation with a fantasy football focus.

Alex and I intend to get together on a regular basis via Skype, hopefully earlier in the week to discuss fantasy football. We got a late start to our first Podcast and we moved at a quick pace through just about every topic being discussed this week in the NFL. I really think this first Podcast went really well. Check it out:

9.42MB 48kbps MP3 27m 24s


Another toast for '72 Dolphins

Buff News Entry
[AP Sportswire, Miami] - In keeping with their annual ritual, Nick Buoniconti and former teammate Dick Anderson will share a champagne celebration at a Coral Gables country club this week.

Here's to the 1972 Dolphins.

And here's to the 2004 Calorie Outlets.

When Cyg's Calorie Outlets walloped the Baltimore Banyanators this weekend, leaving the league with no unbeaten teams, it ensured Miami's record will remain intact for another season.

Alex Harden consumed a copious amount of champagne himself following the win, which was the Calorie Outlets third win of the season. The win keeps the Calorie Outlets slim playoff hopes alive.

Harden in an Anna Nicole Smith like stupor gave a post game interview, "We're freakin' great!", said Harden before falling off the podium.

The Banyanators may have looked past the Calorie Outlets, as they have already clinched a post season birth. Kurt Albin did not attend the game, he was home in bed sick.

Hanover Coach Buffington Outsourced

Buff News Entry
[AP Sportswire, Hanover, PA] - In what might be the strangest incident ever in the Brutal Deluxe Football League, well we might be stretching there, Hanover Hellions Owner Scott Buffington is outsourcing his coaching job and assistants jobs. What is so strange about this is that Buffington is also the coach. Judging from the interview, he may be only partially aware the owner and coach is one in the same.

"This last game was the final straw! I have a talented team here and the coach is not getting the job done. That is four games we coulda won!", said Buffington. Buffington added, "This is not the first incident, the womanizing, the all night coffee binges. The only reason coach did not miss the first game of the season, which he usually spends at Cygweb Stadium is because we were playing Cyg's Calorie Outlets and he sat in the stands!" Buffington continued, "Next thing you know he will be taking the team with him. We all saw what happened to the Yodelin' Yossarians last season when Coach Chuck Hoyes took them to the Jimmy Buffet concert the night before the season. Half the team was in rehab!"

Following Buffington's statement he went on to announce he was outsourcing the coaching to a hot young team of coaches in Asia. This will be the first experience for Takamini Corporation at coaching a sports team of any type.

"I am saving quite a bit of money, Takamini absorbed my coaching positions for $2.50 per game. This has freed up a lot more money and time for my womanizing and coffee binges", said Buffington.

The Hellions play their first outsourced game this week. Hanover needs a strong finish to the season to squeeze into the playoffs.

Arlington Pussies

Buff News Entry
[AP Sportswire, Arlington, VA] - The Arlington Pussies who earlier announced their team name and unveiled not only their mascot but Greg Lydon's fabled style have now released their emblem and team colors. Arlington has high hopes of climbing from worst to first this season. Greg Lydon was not immediately available for contact as he had not yet returned from the Elvis and Liberace Extravaganza he was attending in Las Vegas.

Owner of the Theismann's Legs, Tom Steck said, "I am surprised he did not base the team on the color pink, or dress his players in that horrible Peter Pan costume".

Arlington has it's work cut out for it, some would argue they are in the toughest division. The two time defending champion Steel Curtainites and the Nitschke's are also in the Mid American Division.

2004 BDFL Draft

Rd#1 Team Pos Player NFL Team
----- ------------------------- --- -------------------- --------
1.01 11. The Nitschke's WR HARRISON,MARVIN IND
1.02 8. John Elway's Teeth RB BARLOW,KEVAN SF
1.03 1. Hanover Hellions QB GREEN,TRENT KC
1.04 5. S.U.C.M.A. Cocks RB TAYLOR,FRED JAX
1.05 6. Yodelin' Yossarians WR MOSS,SANTANA NYJ
1.06 4. 864 Areacodes RB FAULK,MARSHALL STL
1.07 9. Shady Spring Tigers RB DAVIS,STEPHEN CAR
1.08 7. Baltimore Banyanators RB BENNETT,MICHAEL MIN
1.09 12. The Steel Curtainites RB WESTBROOK,BRIAN PHI
1.10 10. Arlington Pussies RB STALEY,DUCE PIT
1.11 2. Cyg's Calorie Outlets RB DILLON,COREY NE
1.12 3. Theismann's Legs WR JACKSON,DARRELL SEA

Rd#2 Team Pos Player NFL Team
----- ------------------------- --- -------------------- --------
2.01 3. Theismann's Legs RB JONES,KEVIN DET
2.02 2. Cyg's Calorie Outlets WR HORN,JOE NO
2.03 10. Arlington Pussies Def NEW ENGLAND NE
2.04 12. The Steel Curtainites QB PENNINGTON,CHAD NYJ
2.05 7. Baltimore Banyanators WR COLES,LAVERANUES WAS
2.06 9. Shady Spring Tigers QB BULGER,MARC STL
2.07 4. 864 Areacodes WR MOULDS,ERIC BUF
2.08 6. Yodelin' Yossarians RB DAVIS,DOMANICK HOU
2.09 5. S.U.C.M.A. Cocks QB HARRINGTON,JOEY DET
2.10 1. Hanover Hellions WR CHAMBERS,CHRIS MIA
2.11 8. John Elway's Teeth TE GONZALEZ,TONY KC
2.12 11. The Nitschke's WR STALLWORTH,DONTE' NO

Rd#3 Team Pos Player NFL Team
----- ------------------------- --- -------------------- --------
3.01 11. The Nitschke's WR PORTER,JERRY OAK
3.02 8. John Elway's Teeth QB BRADY,TOM NE
3.03 1. Hanover Hellions RB MARTIN,CURTIS NYJ
3.04 5. S.U.C.M.A. Cocks TE HEAP,TODD BAL
3.05 6. Yodelin' Yossarians WR BURRESS,PLAXICO PIT
3.06 4. 864 Areacodes QB LEFTWICH,BYRON JAX
3.07 9. Shady Spring Tigers RB GARNER,CHARLIE TB
3.08 7. Baltimore Banyanators Def BALTIMORE BAL
3.09 12. The Steel Curtainites WR ROGERS,CHARLES DET
3.10 10. Arlington Pussies WR PRICE,PEERLESS ATL
3.11 2. Cyg's Calorie Outlets WR SMITH,STEVE CAR
3.12 3. Theismann's Legs K VANDERJAGT,MIKE IND

Rd#4 Team Pos Player NFL Team
----- ------------------------- --- -------------------- --------
4.01 3. Theismann's Legs WR WALKER,JAVON GB
4.02 2. Cyg's Calorie Outlets Def PHILADELPHIA PHI
4.03 10. Arlington Pussies WR JOHNSON,ANDRE HOU
4.04 12. The Steel Curtainites TE SHOCKEY,JEREMY NYG
4.05 7. Baltimore Banyanators WR SMITH,JIMMY JAX
4.06 9. Shady Spring Tigers TE WINSLOW,KELLEN CLE
4.07 4. 864 Areacodes WR ROBINSON,KOREN SEA
4.08 6. Yodelin' Yossarians Def CAROLINA CAR
4.09 5. S.U.C.M.A. Cocks QB FAVRE,BRETT GB
4.10 1. Hanover Hellions WR BRUCE,ISAAC STL
4.11 8. John Elway's Teeth WR TOOMER,AMANI NYG
4.12 11. The Nitschke's RB BROWN,CHRIS TEN

Rd#5 Team Pos Player NFL Team
----- ------------------------- --- -------------------- --------
5.01 11. The Nitschke's RB GEORGE,EDDIE DAL
5.02 8. John Elway's Teeth WR WILLIAMS,ROY DET
5.03 1. Hanover Hellions WR SMITH,ROD DEN
5.04 5. S.U.C.M.A. Cocks Def DENVER DEN
5.05 6. Yodelin' Yossarians K WILKINS,JEFF STL
5.06 4. 864 Areacodes RB GRIFFIN,QUENTIN DEN
5.07 9. Shady Spring Tigers RB JONES,THOMAS CHI
5.08 7. Baltimore Banyanators K AKERS,DAVID PHI
5.09 12. The Steel Curtainites WR FITZGERALD,LARRY ARI
5.10 10. Arlington Pussies K LONGWELL,RYAN GB
5.11 2. Cyg's Calorie Outlets TE POLLARD,MARCUS IND
5.12 3. Theismann's Legs Def TAMPA BAY TB

Rd#6 Team Pos Player NFL Team
----- ------------------------- --- -------------------- --------
6.01 3. Theismann's Legs WR WAYNE,REGGIE IND
6.02 2. Cyg's Calorie Outlets QB DELHOMME,JAKE CAR
6.03 10. Arlington Pussies WR BRANCH,DEION NE
6.04 12. The Steel Curtainites RB SMITH,ANTOWAIN TEN
6.05 7. Baltimore Banyanators RB DUCKETT,T.J. ATL
6.06 9. Shady Spring Tigers WR MCCARDELL,KEENAN TB
6.07 4. 864 Areacodes TE WILLIAMS,BOO NO
6.08 6. Yodelin' Yossarians WR JOHNSON,KEYSHAWN DAL
6.09 5. S.U.C.M.A. Cocks RB SUGGS,LEE CLE
6.10 1. Hanover Hellions TE CRUMPLER,ALGE ATL
6.11 8. John Elway's Teeth K STOVER,MATT BAL
6.12 11. The Nitschke's Def OAKLAND OAK

Rd#7 Team Pos Player NFL Team
----- ------------------------- --- -------------------- --------
7.01 11. The Nitschke's TE FRANKS,BUBBA GB
7.02 8. John Elway's Teeth QB GARCIA,JEFF CLE
7.03 1. Hanover Hellions K ELAM,JASON DEN
7.04 5. S.U.C.M.A. Cocks K VINATIERI,ADAM NE
7.05 6. Yodelin' Yossarians TE KLEINSASSER,JIM MIN
7.06 4. 864 Areacodes Def TENNESSEE TEN
7.07 9. Shady Spring Tigers K KASAY,JOHN CAR
7.08 7. Baltimore Banyanators TE MCMICHAEL,RANDY MIA
7.09 12. The Steel Curtainites K BROWN,JOSH SEA
7.10 10. Arlington Pussies QB BLEDSOE,DREW BUF
7.11 2. Cyg's Calorie Outlets K ELLING,AARON MIN
7.12 3. Theismann's Legs TE MILI,ITULA SEA

Rd#8 Team Pos Player NFL Team
----- ------------------------- --- -------------------- --------
8.01 3. Theismann's Legs QB BRUNELL,MARK WAS
8.02 2. Cyg's Calorie Outlets WR MCCAREINS,JUSTIN NYJ
8.03 10. Arlington Pussies RB MCGAHEE,WILLIS BUF
8.04 12. The Steel Curtainites Def DALLAS DAL
8.05 7. Baltimore Banyanators QB GANNON,RICH OAK
8.06 9. Shady Spring Tigers QB PLUMMER,JAKE DEN
8.07 4. 864 Areacodes WR BOOKER,MARTY MIA
8.08 6. Yodelin' Yossarians QB JOHNSON,BRAD TB
8.09 5. S.U.C.M.A. Cocks TE CHAMBERLAIN,BYRON DEN
8.10 1. Hanover Hellions Def KANSAS CITY KC
8.11 8. John Elway's Teeth Def MIAMI MIA
8.12 11. The Nitschke's QB RATTAY,TIM SF

Rd#9 Team Pos Player NFL Team
----- ------------------------- --- -------------------- --------
9.01 11. The Nitschke's K FEELY,JAY ATL
9.02 8. John Elway's Teeth Def INDIANAPOLIS IND
9.03 1. Hanover Hellions QB PALMER,CARSON CIN
9.04 5. S.U.C.M.A. Cocks WR GIVENS,DAVID NE
9.05 6. Yodelin' Yossarians RB DUNN,WARRICK ATL
9.06 4. 864 Areacodes K CARNEY,JOHN NO
9.07 9. Shady Spring Tigers Def BUFFALO BUF
9.08 7. Baltimore Banyanators WR DRIVER,DONALD GB
9.09 12. The Steel Curtainites TE GATES,ANTONIO SD
9.10 10. Arlington Pussies TE JONES,FREDDIE ARI
9.11 2. Cyg's Calorie Outlets RB JONES,JULIUS DAL
9.12 3. Theismann's Legs RB MINOR,TRAVIS MIA

Rd#10 Team Pos Player NFL Team
----- ------------------------- --- -------------------- --------
10.01 3. Theismann's Legs Def WASHINGTON WAS
10.02 2. Cyg's Calorie Outlets Def JACKSONVILLE JAX
10.03 10. Arlington Pussies TE MILLER,BILLY HOU
10.04 12. The Steel Curtainites Def PITTSBURGH PIT
10.05 7. Baltimore Banyanators Def ST. LOUIS STL
10.06 9. Shady Spring Tigers TE CLARK,DALLAS IND
10.07 4. 864 Areacodes TE GRAHAM,DANIEL NE
10.08 6. Yodelin' Yossarians TE BECHT,ANTHONY NYJ
10.09 5. S.U.C.M.A. Cocks RB FOSTER,DE'SHAUN CAR
10.10 1. Hanover Hellions TE DILGER,KEN TB
10.11 8. John Elway's Teeth RB BETTIS,JEROME PIT
10.12 11. The Nitschke's Def NY JETS NYJ

Rd#11 Team Pos Player NFL Team
----- ------------------------- --- -------------------- --------
11.01 11. The Nitschke's K HALL,JOHN WAS
11.02 8. John Elway's Teeth K JANIKOWSKI,SEBASTIAN OAK
11.03 1. Hanover Hellions Def GREEN BAY GB
11.04 5. S.U.C.M.A. Cocks Def SEATTLE SEA
11.05 6. Yodelin' Yossarians Def MINNESOTA MIN
11.06 4. 864 Areacodes Def SAN FRAN SF
11.07 9. Shady Spring Tigers K ANDERSEN,MORTEN KC
11.08 7. Baltimore Banyanators K NEDNEY,JOE TEN
11.09 12. The Steel Curtainites K EDINGER,PAUL CHI
11.10 10. Arlington Pussies K GRAMATICA,MARTIN TB
11.11 2. Cyg's Calorie Outlets K BRIEN,DOUG NYJ
11.12 3. Theismann's Legs K MARE,OLINDO MIA

Rd#12 Team Pos Player NFL Team
----- ------------------------- --- -------------------- --------
12.01 3. Theismann's Legs TE CLARK,DESMOND CHI
12.02 2. Cyg's Calorie Outlets TE WITTEN,JASON DAL
12.03 10. Arlington Pussies Def ATLANTA ATL
12.04 12. The Steel Curtainites QB MADDOX,TOMMY PIT
12.05 7. Baltimore Banyanators TE SMITH,L.J. PHI
12.06 9. Shady Spring Tigers Def NY GIANTS NYG
12.07 4. 864 Areacodes K GRAHAM,SHAYNE CIN
12.08 6. Yodelin' Yossarians K HANSON,JASON DET
12.09 5. S.U.C.M.A. Cocks K KAEDING,NATE SD
12.10 1. Hanover Hellions K BROWN,KRIS HOU
12.11 8. John Elway's Teeth TE RIEMERSMA,JAY PIT
12.12 11. The Nitschke's TE KINNEY,ERRON TEN

Rd#13 Team Pos Player NFL Team
----- ------------------------- --- -------------------- --------
13.01 11. The Nitschke's WR BOLDIN,ANQUAN ARI
13.02 8. John Elway's Teeth WR LELIE,ASHLEY DEN
13.03 1. Hanover Hellions WR WARRICK,PETER CIN
13.04 5. S.U.C.M.A. Cocks WR FERGUSON,ROBERT GB
13.05 6. Yodelin' Yossarians WR RANDLE EL,ANTWAAN PIT
13.06 4. 864 Areacodes RB FARGAS,JUSTIN OAK
13.07 9. Shady Spring Tigers RB SHIPP,MARCEL ARI
13.08 7. Baltimore Banyanators RB WILLIAMS,RICKY L. ---
13.09 12. The Steel Curtainites WR KENNISON,EDDIE KC
13.10 10. Arlington Pussies WR MUHAMMAD,MUHSIN CAR
13.11 2. Cyg's Calorie Outlets WR REED,JOSH BUF
13.12 3. Theismann's Legs WR GARDNER,ROD WAS

Rd#14 Team Pos Player NFL Team
----- ------------------------- --- -------------------- --------
14.01 3. Theismann's Legs RB HEARST,GARRISON DEN
14.02 2. Cyg's Calorie Outlets RB WHEATLEY,TYRONE OAK
14.03 10. Arlington Pussies RB SMITH,EMMITT ARI
14.04 12. The Steel Curtainites QB MANNING,ELI NYG
14.05 7. Baltimore Banyanators WR MORTON,JOHNNIE KC
14.06 9. Shady Spring Tigers WR ROBINSON,MARCUS MIN
14.07 4. 864 Areacodes WR CALICO,TYRONE TEN
14.08 6. Yodelin' Yossarians WR HILLIARD,IKE NYG
14.09 5. S.U.C.M.A. Cocks RB GREEN,WILLIAM CLE
14.10 1. Hanover Hellions QB ROETHLISBERGER,BEN PIT
14.11 8. John Elway's Teeth RB SMITH,MUSA BAL
14.12 11. The Nitschke's RB THOMAS,ANTHONY CHI

Draft Pick Trade

The Banyanators and Pussies have made a trade of their draft positions. Baltimore will now draft at number 8 and Arlington will draft from the 10 spot.

Kurt Albin will also be handling the draft duties for Greg Lydon whom had Secret Service duty in Las Vegas. Wow, that is some tough job Greg, and I thought the President was going to be in New York. What the hell are you doing in Vegas?

Yossarians 2004 Uniforms

Buff News Entry
[AP Sportswire, Mechanicsburg, PA] - Coach Chuck "Jaboobie" Hoyes spurred by the stylish Greg Lydon unveiled his Yossarian's new uniforms today. No one seemed exactly sure what the uniforms have to do with his team, but they certainly will stand apart from the other teams in the league. "After our disappointing 2003 season I felt we needed to get back to basics and go with a kind of throwback theme", said Hoyes.

"I am pretty sure at some point they wore knit caps, sometime before the leather helmet era and speaking of ears, mine are warm", added Hoyes.

The team should certainly be quick with the lighter equipment on. As if Michael Vick needs to be any quicker. In a few days, we will find out if indeed the Yossarians are "Super" in 2004.

Draft Reminder

Each team must complete the following draft skeleton of 2 QB's, 3 RB's, 3 WR's, 2 TE's, 2 K's and 2 DT's filled within the first 12 rounds, your keepers apply to the skeleton. The last two rounds can be used for any selections. Having the skeleton in place will stop owners from loading up on positions, such as drafting 5 wideouts in the first 5 rounds.

Also remember, this is a snake or serpentine draft, 1-12 followed by 12-1 then 1-12 and so on. I will announce each team who is on the clock. Please try to announce your pick within 1 minute. Have fun and and goodluck. I will post the draft results to the website following the draft. Rosters will be available for viewing by the morning of Friday, August 27th, 2004.

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BDFL Keepers 2004

Hanover Hellions :
Clinton Portis and Rudi Johnson
Cyg's Calorie Outlets :
Travis Henry and Donovan McNabb
Theismann's Legs :
Ladainian Tomlinson and Daunte Culpepper
864 Areacodes :
Edgerrin James and Aaron Brooks
S.U.C.M.A. Gamecocks :
Torry Holt and Randy Moss
Baltimore Banyanators :
Priest Holmes and Peyton Manning
Yodelin Yossarians :
Mike Vick and Shaun Alexander
John Elway's Teeth :
Jamal Lewis and Hines Ward
Shady Spring Tigers :
Chad Johnson and Derrick Mason
Arlington Pussies :
Steve McNair and Tiki Barber
The Nitschke's :
Matt Hasselbeck and Deuce Mcallister
The Steel Curtainites :
Ahman Green and Terrell Owens

BDFL Draft Order

The draft order for the Brutal Deluxe Football League was randomly selected today.
1. The Nitschkes
2. John Elway's Teeth
3. Hanover Hellions
4. S.U.C.M.A. Gamecocks
5. Yodelin' Yossarians
6. 864 Areacodes
7. Shady Spring Tigers
8. Arlington Pussies
9. The Steel Curtainites
10. Baltimore Banyanators
11. Cyg's Calorie Outlets
12. Theismann's Legs

We will utilize a snake or serpentine draft in which owner's selections in each round are done in the reverse order of the previous round for 14 rounds. Each owner in a league is given a draft position of 1 to 12. In Round 1 the owner with draft position 1 selects first, then 2, 3 and so on to the owner with draft position 12. In Round 2 this is reversed. The owner with draft position 12 selects first, then 11, 10 and so on down to the owner with draft position 1. This 1-12, 12-1 process continues throughout the draft. This provides a fairer distribution on players to all teams in the league.

Each team must complete the following draft skeleton of 2 QB's, 3 RB's, 3 WR's, 2 TE's, 2 K's and 2 DT's filled within the first 12 rounds, your keepers apply to the skeleton. The last two rounds can be used for any selections. Having the skeleton in place will stop owners from loading up on positions, such as drafting 5 wideouts in the first 5 rounds.

Cyg's Calorie Outlets Minicamp News

[AP Sportswire, Harrisburg, PA] The Brutal Deluxe Football League's underachieving Cyg's Calorie Outlets convened for their first minicamp of the 2004 season at Cygweb Stadium in downtown Harrisburg this week. Coach Alex "Cyg" Harden is eager to see how his players look after their extended time off. "There can be only two," Harden said. "Keepers, that is. Everybody else can go home, play video games, watch reality TV, heck, they can even try to be the next Bachelor. This is one guy who won't pick Jesse Palmer, for sure!"

The leading candidates for the Outlet's franchise tag are QB Donovan McNabb, RBs Travis Henry and Charlie Garner, WR Eric Moulds, and TE Jeremy Shockey. Harden is quite candid about who won't be tagged: "I met Cartwright, Elling, and Teyo Johnson at the parking lot and told them they should go ahead to their NFL teams' minicamps; they weren't needed here." Late-season pickup Keyshawn Johnson, who rode broadcast pine for most of the second half of last season, says he'd like a chance to play for Coach Harden. "Just give me the damn ball!" was the first thing he uttered as he strode onto the freshly cut Pennsylvania turf. Shockey, who is on the sidelines after foot surgery, was another late-season acquisition whom the Outlets coaching staff isn't sure about. "He's going to have Warner or Eli Manning throwing to him this season," an anonymous coach said. "We're still trying to figure out if that's a plus or a minus."

Harrisburg Mayor Stephen Reed is in attendance this week as well; he's getting the interim Wild West Museum (conveniently located in Cygweb Stadium) ready for the millions whom he hopes will visit this season. "We had 47 visitors last year, but I attibute that to all the negative press. I'm aiming high, but I'm also trying to be fiscally responsible." His honor has vowed to not attend any more Western-memorabilia auctions -- this week.

Whatever the results of the upcoming 2004 BDFL draft, Coach Harden is dedicated to putting a productive team on the field this season. "We're in a division with our buddies the Hellions and Theismann's Legs. How could we not be optimistic about our chances?"

Trophy Returns To Curtainite Headquarters

Buff News Entry
[AP Sportswire, Baltimore, MD] Owner Mike Amoroso brought his championship trophy home to Curtainite headquarters today. The Trophy has been touring the continent over the past six months, delighting fans everywhere. The 2003 trophy joined the 2002 trophy in the Curtainites trophy room, and Mike Amoroso was glad to have it at home.

The 2003 season was the final season for an individual trophy, beginning this season the Brutal Deluxe Football League will be switching to a Traveling Trophy. The Traveling Trophy will remain with the league champion until the following season when a new champion is crowned. At that time the prior season's champion will send the trophy to the current champion. Mike Amoroso had this to say, "The trophy is going to be called the Amoroso Trophy right? You might as well just send it to me now so I can place it at it's permanent home, Steel Curtainite Ranch."

Greg Lydon Unveils His Team

Buff News Entry
The flamboyant and stylish Greg Lydon has unveiled the name of the team as well as the teams mascots at a press conference today. Greg Lydon, who has publicly stated that his idol is Liberace, did not disappoint with his Peter Pan attire that he wore for the press conference. Nor did he stray from normal actions with the team name he chose.

The Arlington Pussies will be replacing perennial cellar dwellar, the Pottsville Maroons. Coach/Owner Lydon vowed to manage his Pussies to the League Championship. With the addition of the Pussies the league has moved ahead and replaced the last of the inactive owners.

League spokesperson, Joe Namath said, "I certainly cannot say I would wear what Greg is wearing. But who am I to criticize attire?" Namath added, "Adding a fur coat might bring that outfit together Greg. Please join me in welcoming Greg Lydon and his team to the BDFL!"

2004 NFL Schedule Released

It's out!

NFL Schedule

I'm disappointed at the league's continued timidity against more (or exclusive) intra-divisional games near the end of the season. However, there are some great matchups.

Big 33 and the Super Bowl

There has never been a Super Bowl without a Big 33 Alumni. At least one player that has played in a Big 33 game has appeared in every Super Bowl.

Since 1958 the Big 33 Football Game has been the premier high school all-star football game in the United States. Judging from the number of alumni that have been in recent Super Bowls, the streak of Big 33 alumnus being in the Super Bowl will not end anytime soon.

Super Stats

Here are some things I bet you did not know about the big game coming up in a few weeks. The Super Bowl has become a minor holiday in the United States.
  • Rank of Super Bowl weekend on list of slowest weekends for weddings: 1
  • Percent rise in U.S. sales of bigscreen TVs during Super Bowl week: 500
  • Percentage of people who call in sick on Super Bowl Monday: 6
  • U.S. women who watched the 2000 Academy Awards: 27 million
  • U.S. women who watched Super Bowl XXXIV: 35 million
  • Americans who attend Sunday church services: 110 million
  • Americans who watched Super Bowl XXXVI: 150 million
  • Tons of chips and popcorn eaten in U.S. on Super Bowl Sunday: 18,500
  • Percent increase in U.S. sales of antacid on Super Bowl Monday: 20
  • More toilets are flushed during Super Bowl halftime than at any other moment of the year.

2004 NFL Draft First Round Order

Thought all of you might find this interesting. This is the order so far, not including the playoff teams. I believe that the Patriots might have the Ravens first round pick. So will the Chargers take Manning?

1. Chargers
2. Raiders
3. Cardinals
4. Giants
5. Redskins
6. Lions
7. Falcons or Browns (coin flip)
8. Falcons or Browns (coin flip)
9. Jaguars
10. Texans
11. Steelers
12. Jets
13. Bills
14. Bears
15. Bucs
16. 49ers
17. Bengals
18. Saints
19. Vikings
20. Dolphins

Gary Anderson Still Going Strong

You had to love seeing 40 plus year old Gary Anderson kick a game winning 46 yard field goal for the Titans. Here is a guy who has been rock solid his entire career, but he had one bad kick in 1999 when his missed field goal kept the Vikings out of the Super Bowl. Thing is, that was the only kick he missed that entire season.

Anyway, the guy made the big one today and the Titans moved on. Does Gary Anderson feel the pressure? "There's a certain amount of pressure, but I've been in those situations many, many times," Anderson said. "I somehow subconsciously focused on what needs to be done. It just sort of disappears and I just focus on the ball."

Not a bad season so far for a guy who was fly fishing in Colorado in September when the Titans called him to kick.

The Steel Curtainites Champions Again!

The Steel Curtainites have quickly become the first dynasty team of this two year old league. Quietly winning their division, acquiring a first round bye, the Curtainites used Ahman Green's running game to win a defensive battle against John Elway's Teeth to secure their second championship.

The Teeth were hoping that Brett Favre and a hungry Jamal Lewis could bring the team from behind. Favre rallied the team in the Semi-Final against the Gamecocks, bringing the team from behind despite a huge deficit. The Curtainites also came from behind to defeat Theismann's Legs in their Semi-Final game. This week the situation was entirely different, the Curtainites defense stymied Lewis late in the game and held him out of the endzone to preserve the victory. How appropriate that the Curtainites relied on a Pittsburgh run defense for the win.

The trophy will be awarded to owner Mike Amoroso along with his Media Play gift card. Also Mike gets the distinction of being the defending champ for yet another year. Women will swoon and the rest of us will be left asking "what if?" Enjoy all the perks of being League Champ Mike!

Brutal Bowl II

AP Sportswire John Elway's Teeth defeated the State University of California-Malibu Adjacent Gamecocks behind the strong and very accurate arm of Brett Favre and a stifling defense. The Teeth charged from nearly 40 points down to overtake the Gamecocks late in the game. The Teeth move on to the Fantasy Bowl to meet The Steel Curtainites who are on the verge of starting a dynasty.

The Steel Curtainites also came from behind via Ahman Green and some heroics from their kicker Ryan Longwell to defeat Theismann's Legs, preventing a media dream match-up between the Legs and the Teeth. Though the Curtainites were within striking distance, they did need a decent game from Ahman Green and Ryan Longwell to cement the victory.

The Curtainites were last years champion and seemingly have gotten no respect thus far. Rumor has it that State law barred them from collecting their trophy last season. That will not be the case this season if the Curtainites do indeed defend their title.

The Curtainites have been the epitome of depth and equal output all season long. They will need someone to step up in the Championship game, as the Teeth seem ready to grind out their first Championship.

Top Performers 2003

2003 Nite Football League Player Stats
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2003 Wk#1 through Wk#14
* indicates the player is available
                                                                     
Sort by:Fantasy Points/Fantasy Starter Points/Average Fantasy Pts/Game
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                                 Strt FFL   Avg
 #   Pos Player              NFL  Pts Pts   PPG
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 1   RB  HOLMES,PRIEST       KC   283 283 21.77
 2   QB  MANNING,PEYTON      IND  217 260 20.00
 3   QB  MCNAIR,STEVE        TEN  257 257 19.77
 4   QB  CULPEPPER,DAUNTE    MIN  255 255 21.25
 5   RB  GREEN,AHMAN         GB   252 252 19.38
 6   QB  HASSELBECK,MATT     SEA  169 248 19.08
 7   RB  TOMLINSON,LADAINIAN SD   242 242 18.62
 8   QB  GREEN,TRENT         KC   147 242 18.62
 9   RB  PORTIS,CLINTON      DEN  237 237 19.75
10   QB  KITNA,JON           CIN   94 230 17.69
11   RB  LEWIS,JAMAL         BAL  223 223 17.15
12   QB  JOHNSON,BRAD        TB   120 220 16.92
13   RB  MCALLISTER,DEUCE    NO   214 214 16.46
14   WR  MOSS,RANDY          MIN  210 210 16.15
15   QB  BULGER,MARC         STL  190 207 17.25
16   WR  HOLT,TORRY          STL  197 197 15.15
17   QB  FAVRE,BRETT         GB   139 195 15.00
18   RB  ALEXANDER,SHAUN     SEA  189 189 14.54
19   QB  BROOKS,AARON        NO   152 184 14.15
20   QB  BRADY,TOM           NE    33 182 14.00
21   RB  DAVIS,STEPHEN       CAR  166 180 15.00
22   RB  HENRY,TRAVIS        BUF  156 177 14.75
23   QB  MCNABB,DONOVAN      PHI   92 176 13.54
24   QB  MADDOX,TOMMY        PIT   84 175 13.46
25   QB  GARCIA,JEFF         SF    63 173 17.30
26   RB  TAYLOR,FRED         JAX  143 169 13.00
27 * QB  CARTER,QUINCY       DAL    0 165 12.69
28   RB  WILLIAMS,RICKY      MIA  162 162 12.46
29   QB  COLLINS,KERRY       NYG    4 162 12.46
30   WR  JOHNSON,CHAD        CIN  159 159 12.23
31   RB  JAMES,EDGERRIN      IND  157 157 15.70
32   Def BALTIMORE           BAL  156 156 12.00
33   RB  WILLIAMS,MOE        MIN  146 154 11.85
34   QB  DELHOMME,JAKE       CAR  128 151 11.62
35   QB  PLUMMER,JAKE        DEN   62 151 16.78
36 * QB  RAMSEY,PATRICK      WAS   26 150 13.64
37   WR  MOSS,SANTANA        NYJ  148 149 11.46
38   QB  BLAKE,JEFF          ARI   25 149 11.46
39   WR  WARD,HINES          PIT  148 148 11.38
40   Def NEW ENGLAND         NE   103 146 11.23
41   WR  BOLDIN,ANQUAN       ARI   90 145 11.15
42   WR  HARRISON,MARVIN     IND  144 144 12.00
43   Def ST. LOUIS           STL    9 144 11.08
44   RB  BARBER,TIKI         NYG  127 142 10.92
45 * QB  HARRINGTON,JOEY     DET    8 140 10.77
46   WR  JACKSON,DARRELL     SEA   80 139 10.69
47   WR  OWENS,TERRELL       SF   138 138 10.62
48   K   WILKINS,JEFF        STL  137 137 10.54
49   K   VANDERJAGT,MIKE     IND  136 136 10.46
50   WR  MCCARDELL,KEENAN    TB    71 133 10.23
51   WR  MASON,DERRICK       TEN   88 130 10.00
52   Def TAMPA BAY           TB   129 129  9.92
53   RB  DAVIS,DOMANICK      HOU   53 129 11.73
54 * QB  LEFTWICH,BYRON      JAX   10 129 10.75
55   QB  BLEDSOE,DREW        BUF   86 128  9.85
56   WR  SMITH,STEVE         CAR   33 127  9.77
57   Def DALLAS              DAL  120 125  9.62
58   WR  COLES,LAVERANUES    WAS   74 124  9.54
59   RB  DUNN,WARRICK        ATL   18 121 11.00
60   Def SAN FRAN            SF    18 120  9.23
61   QB  PENNINGTON,CHAD     NYJ   70 118 16.86
62   WR  CHAMBERS,CHRIS      MIA   60 117  9.00
63   K   STOVER,MATT         BAL  107 116  8.92
64   Def MIAMI               MIA   94 115  8.85
65   RB  WESTBROOK,BRIAN     PHI   37 115  9.58
66   WR  BRUCE,ISAAC         STL  102 114  8.77
67   WR  WARRICK,PETER       CIN   45 114  8.77
68   RB  FAULK,MARSHALL      STL  113 113 14.13
69   Def TENNESSEE           TEN   76 113  8.69
70   RB  PITTMAN,MICHAEL     TB     0 113  8.69
71   TE  GONZALEZ,TONY       KC   100 112  8.62
72   WR  HORN,JOE            NO    90 112  8.62
73   RB  GEORGE,EDDIE        TEN   84 112  8.62
74 * QB  STEWART,KORDELL     CHI    0 112 14.00
75   WR  TOOMER,AMANI        NYG  104 111  8.54
76   WR  BOSTON,DAVID        SD   102 111 10.09
77   Def BUFFALO             BUF   90 111  8.54
78   Def DENVER              DEN   65 111  8.54
79   QB  CARR,DAVID          HOU    0 110 11.00
80   RB  HEARST,GARRISON     SF    84 108  9.00
81   RB  MARTIN,CURTIS       NYJ   84 108  8.31
82   TE  SHARPE,SHANNON      DEN  103 107  8.23
83   WR  WAYNE,REGGIE        IND   56 105  8.08
84   RB  JOHNSON,RUDI        CIN   71 104  9.45
85 * RB  DUCKETT,T.J.        ATL   20 104  8.00
86   QB  FIEDLER,JAY         MIA    5 104 10.40
87   WR  JOHNSON,ANDRE       HOU   52 100  7.69
88   QB  FLUTIE,DOUG         SD    23 100 16.67
89   K   ELAM,JASON          DEN   74  99  7.62
90   QB  HOLCOMB,KELLY       CLE   28  98  9.80
91   RB  HAMBRICK,TROY       DAL   89  96  7.38
92   Def PITTSBURGH          PIT   81  96  7.38
93   RB  THOMAS,ANTHONY      CHI   73  96  9.60
94   RB  BARLOW,KEVAN        SF    58  96  7.38
95   K   BROWN,JOSH          SEA   35  96  7.38
96   WR  MCCAREINS,JUSTIN    TEN    6  96  7.38
97 * K   KASAY,JOHN          CAR   23  95  7.31
98   K   LONGWELL,RYAN       GB    44  94  7.23
99   Def INDIANAPOLIS        IND   19  94  7.23
100 * Def JACKSONVILLE        JAX   10  94  7.23

Power Rankings - Behind the Numbers

Buff News Entry
Well, here we are 13 weeks into the season. The playoff picture is coming together and the Banyanators will not be participating in the playoffs, that is for certain. But who really is the most dominate team in the league? The answer is quite clear after breaking down the entire season. For a true picture of a team's power ranking I compared each team's point tally for each week of the season against all other team's point tallies for the same week. So instead 1 game per team each week, each team would have 11 games per week.

So, after 13 weeks of the season here are power rankings for the league followed by each team's complete breakdown (wins-losses-ties).
1. S.U.C.M.A. Cocks (110-32-1)
2. Banyanators (91-51-1)
3. The Nitschke's (90-50-3)
4. 864 Area Codes (85-57-1)
5. The Steel Curtainites (83-59-1)
6. John Elway's Teeth (79-62-2)
7. Shady Spring Tigers (78-63-2)
8. Theismann's Legs (70-72-1)
9. Hanover Hellions (55-86-2)
10. Cyg's Calorie Outlets (48-94-1)
11. Yodelin' Yossarians (36-107)
12. Pottsville Maroons (25-117-1)

The power rankings may change slightly since there is one more week left in the regular season of our league, but some awards can't be impacted by the additional week, so here they are:

The Most Dominant Team in the League Award goes to: The S.U.C.M.A. Cocks! This team posted high point totals numerous weeks this season and with a league breakdown of 110-32-1 this team has to be the favorite going into the post season. No team had a favorable breakdown against the Cocks but the 864 Areacodes tallied a 6-7 record against the Cocks through 13 weeks. Could the Areacodes be the team that puts the Cocks out? We'll see come playoff time.

The winner of the Worst Draw of a Schedule Award goes to: Yours truly, the Banyanators! With a breakdown of (11-2) against the Pottsville Maroons, (8-5) against the Shady Spring Tigers, (9-4) against Theismann's Legs and (9-4) against Cyg's Calorie the Banyanators suffered heartbreaking losses to each of these teams during the season. The scheduling gods have not looked down favorably on the Banyanators.

The Worst Team in any League in the World Award goes to: The Pottsville Maroons! This team got hammered more than Jena Jameson in a gang bang video. With a breakdown of (25-117-1), this team more than balanced out S.U.C.M.A.'s dominance.

Good luck to the playoff teams. It's been a fun year despite the Banyanators woes. If we do have a Tiolet Bowl for the teams that don't make the playoffs I would be in favor of a loser advances format. Thus, the Maroons would be the #1 seed of the Terd Bowl. It's not an honor the win the Feces Bowl, it's an embarrassment!

Steve Bartman Robs Hellions

Buff News Entry
AP Sportswire - Steve Bartman, estranged Cub fan made several appearances at this weeks Shady Springs Tigers / Hanover Hellions game. The Hellions playing their final home game of the season at Sheppard and Myers Field which carries a unique rule in the league. Hanover owner Scott Buffington has always liked giving back to the fans, and he allows fans to rush the field and meet players. Fans are not fined or thrown out of the game. The rule never posed a problem, as a gesture of good faith no fan has ever rushed the field during the game.

That all changed in this weeks game. The Shady Springs Tigers used a loophole in the rule to acquire the services of one Steve Bartman. Bartman has been embraced by Shady Springs and has lived there since the baseball incident. This weekend, Steve Bartman made the Hellions pay dearly. On three occasions Hellions kicker Gary Anderson lined up for 55 yard field goals. On all three occasions the Hellions pulled a fake and the fleet footed Anderson rushed for what seemed to be long TD runs. But on each occasion Bartman rushed the field wearing a Hellion jersey. The Hellions were flagged on all three occasions for fan interference. But Bartman was allowed to retreat back to the Shady Springs Sideline as per the Sheppard and Myers rule.

Anderson and other Hellion players attempted to get to Bartman on all three occasions. But referees and Shady Spring players continued to protect Bartman. "He was standing on the Shady Springs sideline, couldn't the refs see that!" exclaimed Gary Anderson.

"We were enforcing the home rule that is specific to Sheppard and Myers Field", stated Head Official Don Denkinger. All three of the plays were called back and the Hellions were forced to punt.

"It is unfortunate that one person can ruin the experience for me at least", stated Buffington. The Hellions will look to change this rule next season and hopefully the Bartman factor will not affect them next season.

"We knew we would have trouble stopping Anderson if he chose to run", said Coach Scott Wood. Wood continued, "We had to find someone to shadow him incase he decided to run, today we did what we had to do. Hanover counted on us to be passive, they counted wrong." This reporter thinks he has heard that somewhere before.

"I love Shady Springs", said Bartman. I recommend anyone who needs to hide from fellow fans to come live in Shady Springs. "For just this small favor Shady Springs has allowed me asylum", said Bartman happily.

Hellions Test New Helmet Technology

Buff News Entry
[AP Sportswire] - The New England Journal of Medicine reports that new helmet technology may well increase the reaction time of players. So far the helmets have only been tested on rats, but Scientists are confident that the results will carry over onto the field.

In tests, the rats completed the maze tests a full .20 milliseconds faster than the rats not wearing the helmets. Coach/Owner Scott Buffington of the Hanover Hellions immediately offered to outfit his Hellions with the new helmets. The Helmets work by sending constant electronic pulses to the wearer. The pulses are powered by mini-reactors that utilize used up plutonium.

Scientists report that no adverse affects have been seen in the rats using the helmets after a full week of tests. "These helmets are completely safe and are of no danger to the wearer", said Dr. Popovski, Lead Developer.

"That's good enough for me!", said Buffington, who refused to put on the helmet at the press conference. "Of course I will not put on the helmet, these helmets are for my players", responded Buffington. "This is the perfect week for testing, as half my team will be vacationing", continued Buffington.

Greenpeace protested the press conference, but Buffington seemed pleased with the showing, "Listen to those fans, I had no idea we had any left", Buffington said joyously.

Theismann's Legs Emerge From Rubble

Buff News Entry
AP Sportwire - Following this weeks loss by the "rudderless" NWO organization. A new owner pulled the team from financial troubles and bought the team outright. Billionaire Businessman and a potential candidate for next years UPN show, "Tom Billionaire", Thomas Steck stepped forward and pulled the team from the rubble. He immediately hired MayFlower Trucking and moved the team to RFK Stadium, replaced all the players helmets with single bars and copyrighted "Theismann's Legs".

Coach Steck explained, "Joe did it all, just to play. I need these guys to think outside the box to get us into this thing! Last time I checked, Joe had no patent on his legs and I have been waiting for this moment for over ten years." This reporter is not exactly sure what the hell Mr. Steck is talking about, but it looks like he will fit right in with the rest of the league's owners

Warren Sapp breathed a sigh of relief as he had spent last week worrying whether he would be paid or not by his Mast.. err Owner. Perhaps that explains the defensive collapse in last weeks game. Terry Glenn was seen practicing his endzone dance as certainly he will now be inserted into the lineup.

Not all the players were happy though, "I had a nice warm spot on the bench, a whole years paid vacation. There was absolutely no way I was going to have to play this year", stated disgruntled QB Mark Brunell. Mark still has little to worry about, except that now he will most likely be out of a job as Coach/Owner Tom Steck will most likely cut Brunell. At least that is what this reporter heard from an inside source.

Division 1, the tightest division in the NiteFL just got a little tighter. Will Theismann's Legs have enough left in them to sprint from worst to first?

1972 Dolphins Gather For Toast

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AP Sportswire - Members of the 1972 Miami Dolphins huddle around a bottle of champagne to toast the GameCocks loss this morning. Csonka, pictured here was extremely happy standing in-front of the Shady Springs Tigers team banner. Csonka erupted, "This one is for you Coach Stambaugh!"

Apparently Coach Stambaugh thought he had this one wrapped up as he approached the post-game interview podium and began, "I am proud to say that our 5-0 record is a direct effect of superior team management via the draft, which I directed and my superior coaching abilities. With the players I have to work with it is amazing how good we are." Stambaugh was shocked when this reporter returned with, "Um coach, you lost". Stambaugh did not realize that his usually stingy defense had let him down. Stambaugh quickly exited the interview area.

Coach Wood had this to say, "I am not surprised we beat them. They were looking completely past us. You cannot do that to the Shady Springs Tigers. We'll make you pay, we are a force. West "By God" Virginia will rise again!" We here at the Associated Press are not sure when they arose the first time. But the guy deserves to be fired up. It was a fantastic win for the Tigers.

Yossarians Designate 2003 'Rebuilding Year'

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AP NewsWire - Mechanicsburg, PA:The Yossarians had perhaps the riskiest draft, with the exception of the Pottsville Maroons. A few weeks after the draft the Yodeling Yossarians were ready to deem the 2003 season a rebuilding year. Chuck "Jaboobie" Hoyes took this articles advice, because it really fit his team. "We really need Kelly Holcombe to step up and show everyone why $5 million is sitting on the bench." an anonymous Yossarian was quoted as saying.

Those that were not hurt were facing drug suspensions to start the season. A rumor has been going through camp that team Yossarian may be staging an intervention. Though the question is raised about how they will go on to do that when you figure the drug users may very well outnumber their more straight edge teammates.

Cyg's Calorie Outlets Win Home Opener

[CygWeb Stadium, Harrisburg, PA] Cyg's Calorie Outlets were victorious in NSN FFL Week 1 over the Nite Wolf Odor. Their running backs carried the team to victory, scoring 49 of their 85 points. The bench was fuming over Coach Alex "Cyg" Harden's choice of starting Donovan McNabb over Brad Johnson. McNabb had a difficult time dealing with a tough Tampa Bay defense and scored less than half the points of Johnson. "We were very reluctant to start BJ, even though he is a Super Bowl quarterback," Harden explained. "Now that he's shown he's ready for business this season, I'll consider starting him in future weeks."

Harden was also impressed by the play of the Tennessee defensive team and WR Tai Streets. But one player caught his attention this week, and it wasn't one of his. "No more Joe Jurevicius jokes," he said.

The Calorie Outlets face Priest Holmes and the rest of the Banyanators at CygWeb Stadium in Week 2. "It will be a matchup of some of the best running backs in the league," Harden remarked. "Perhaps Priest needs the week off after working so hard in Week 1."

The 864 Press Conference

In what can only be described as a bold move, coach Streeter pointed fingers at himself, his staff, and his team as he promised the 864 faithful that they would never see such a docile performance by anyone associated with the 864 organization ever again.

"35 points is not acceptable in this league" coach Streeter said. "We as a team were overwhelmed by those divisional rivals from hell. They smashed us in the mouth, beat us up physically and mentally and made us look like a second class team. We get them again later this season and until then we will destroy everything and every body in our way. The 864 will have every team we face dialing 911 for help from this day out", continued Streeter.

Coach Streeter also spoke at length about how Coach Buff,a old friend from there days in the east coast hacky sack league, "had his team fired up and ready to play." "If anything Coach Buff woke us up." "The Pottsville Maroons are 10 times better than us right now" Coach Streeter announced as the team ran windsprints in full pads. They are at least 3 touchdowns better than we are right now, we got less than a week before we face them. We will put a better product on the field Sunday, some big names are going to be in for a surprise, this squad may be full of unknown names by weekends if some of our so called superstars don't get there football blood pumping again!", coach Streeter said as he slung a diet cherry coke at the local media. Then he proclaimed this bleeping press conf. is OVER

Mayor Reed Announces Museum

[CygWeb Stadium, Harrisburg, PA] Harrisburg Mayor Stephen Reed has something special planned for the NSN FFL kickoff weekend. "The National Wild West Museum will officially open its doors on Sunday, September 7th," Reed said, "and I'm proud to say it will be located inside CygWeb Stadium!"

The mayor hopes that people from around the country will be drawn to his unique display of Wild West artifacts. However, not many visitors will be able to browse the museum at once -- it's located inside one of the stadium's many concession stands. Reed explains: "The final home of the museum won't be ready until 2006, so I decided to exhibit the stuff I've purchased so far at CygWeb Stadium while we're waiting for it. These are rare, expensive items that I think many people are dying to see.

"I hope that between bathroom and concession breaks, football fans will take a minute to make the trip through the museum. We've worked very hard to make Harrisburg "The Museum Capital of the United States" and I think everyone should have the opportunity to learn more about the Wild West."

Calorie Outlets Coach Alex "Cyg" Harden, a part owner of the stadium, is pleased that the city has set up shop there. "Personally, I think Mayor Reed's nuts, but he's already wasted $5 million on this project. What's another $3000 a week for rent? We appreciate the opportunity to help the city make money on this investment."

Members of the press are anxious to get a look at the museum's temporary home, but Reed explained that it won't be ready until the day of the game. "I still have to set up the card tables and the lights. I also need to go get a cash register. And all the artifacts are locked up in my basement."

The National Wild West Museum's permanent home will be built in Reservoir Park, next to the National Civil War Museum. "It will be a sad day when we leave CygWeb Stadium, but I'm sure Starbucks will be happy to get their booth back," pondered Reed.

Hellions End Pre-Season

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AP News wire: Coach Scott "The Diamond Stud" Buffington shocked the entire NiteFL this morning by ending Pre-Season Camp two weeks early. "We are as ready as we are gonna be, and I have pressing business at Cygweb Stadium", stated Coach Buffington, who was first going to fly to Philadelphia in an effort to officially sign Duce Staley. Staley has missed the entire pre-season and Buffington shocked the league by choosing Staley early in the draft. It seems Coach Buffington did not know Staley was a no-show.

More interesting is the question of what the pressing business is that Coach Buffington has at Cygweb Stadium. No one within the Hellions organization seemed to have a clue. Perhaps a big trade is in the works? Coach Ray Vamp of the 864 Areacodes seemed to have the most plausible explanation for Coach Buffington's actions. "The guy has an affinity for cold beer, hot coffee and fine women, Cygweb Stadium has a whole lot of all three", said Coach Vamp. Vamp stated, "The Calorie Outlets cheerleaders were voted the sexiest in the league last year that place is like a party house. I just hope he doesn't think we are going to take him as lightly as he seems to be taking us in week 1".

Coach Alex Harden could not be reached for comment. But Coach Vamp's take on the situation seems to be the most plausible explanation. As Coach Kurt Albin pointed out, "The guy has Diamond Stud as a nickname, of course he is going for the cheerleaders" and Coach Scott Wood also pointed to draft day, "He must of downed two pots of coffee in a three hour span", said Wood. Calorie Outlet cheerleader Trisha Yearnwood had this to say about Buffington, "They don't call him the Diamond Stud for nothing".

We will just have to sit tight on this one NiteFL fanatics, is it the party scene over at Cygweb or a big trade? Only time will tell.

UPDATE:Buffington convinces Staley to report Sunday.

Hellions Hope to Unleash Hell!

The State University of California Malibu-Adjacent Gamecocks were quick out of the gates this season and at the conclusion of week 1, the Gamecocks are looking like the league's elite. The Hanover Hellions came out with a win over the highly touted 864 Areacodes, though not quite as impressively as the Gamecocks offensive explosion.

Week 2 headlines with a meeting between the S.U.C.M.A. Gamecocks and the Hanover Hellions. With this being the first season for the NiteFL, you would think that rivalries are non-existent. Not-so, these two programs have a long line of bad blood. The two teams used to play in what was billed as a East versus West game each season. The Gamecocks representing California and the Hellions representing Pennsylvania. The rivalry sadly turned bloody however. Hellion fans kidnapped the Gamecocks Mascot, Ernie the first as a pregame prank. Hellion fans claimed Ernie somehow got mixed in with other tailgating food and was fried up Cajun style. Since the culprits all the while were screaming, "Unleash Hell!", doubt was cast on the supposed accident. Hellion fans attempted to smooth over the incident by stateing how moist and tasty Ernie turned out. Despite the compliment, nothing seemed to simmer down Gamecock fans who are still Louisiana hot over the incident.

Gamecock fans keep Ernie the first in their memory by waving a model of Ernie attached to a stick in tomahawk chop fashion during each game. Yes, Ernie the first will always be remembered by Cock fans. It certainly looks as if this game will be everything it has been billed to be. We should certainly expect some fireworks this week, especially after Coach Buffington responded to questions on the game with, "Unleash Hell!" Coach Stambaugh answered that with the S.U.C.M.A. Cock warcry, "Cluck You!"

Gamecocks Media Day

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Malibu Adjacent: Coach Stambaugh gave us many gems in this morning's press conference. Topics ranged from this weeks meeting with the hated Hellions to corporate sponsorships. Here are a few of the highlights:

When asked about last weeks complete destruction of John Elways Tooth: "We were all stunned, because quite frankly we were completely looking past them to this week. We spent 3 days on them during the preseason tops."
What was your philosophy this offseason: "I based this years camp on the Junction Boys" It's Saturday why are you still in California? "I want to spend the least amount of time in Hanover that I can. I wouldn't want to be in the middle of a race riot HAHA"
Any corporate deals yet? "Well, last weeks victory really turned the corner for us. The Hen House is now the Hen House at Boones Farm, and the Hells Angels have decided to have a ride for MS called Cruisin' for Cocks. And we've hired Dirk Benedict (Face from A team) as our stadium announcer. Now if you'll excuse me I need to practice my victory speech."

Cocks Update (AP)

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AP NewsWire - Malibu, CA: Things are not going well for the State University of California-Malibu Adjacent Gamecocks football club. Cheerleading tryouts for the newly-professional team's inaugural season in the Brutal Deluxe Football League aren't producing what the team's owner was hoping for. The civil liberties union filed a complaint with the BDFL over the lack of any male cheerleaders on any of the 12 BDFL teams. Rather than fight a lengthy court battle, the BDFL deemed that the S.U.C.M.A. Gamecocks would field a male cheerleading squad. Which is a good thing, because the only prospects willing to opine the team's cheers at volume are male.

"It's incredible," said team owner Kurt Stambaugh, "I can't believe we're going to be the first professional football team *not* to have female cheerleaders."

Cheerleaders for the other Brutal Deluxe Football League teams did not comment for this story. They just chuckled. Pictured is a member of the new squad, sporting his new uniform.

S.U.C.M.A. Goes Pro

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AP NewsWire - Malibu, CA: After much deliberation, the Div.IV college football powerhouse State University of California-Malibu Adjacent Gamecocks have decided to head straight to the pros. The NiteFL while glad to have a new team join the ranks has had some concerns over stadium names, advertising etc. Likewise, the television networks have contacted the FCC about having to say the S.U.C.M.A. Cocks several times in a given telecast. Michael Powell FCC chairman has ruled that as long as the team is backed by a huge media conglomerate, there should not be a problem. The team is owned and coached by Kurt Stambaugh who prides himself on his Junction Boy like pre-season camps.